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ETSY WITCH EVANGELIST

@seanthonyp.bsky.social
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Chronic reposter. Witchcraft truther. Actively summoning flames directly from hell (or store-bought is fine)

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 16h
I've been immersed in research on Reconstruction in Lousiana and it's a very difficult truth to absorb that the white terrorist movement in the South was among the most successful terrorist movements in global history. Took 10 years but it won a total & complete victory through murder and atrocity.
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look, this is bad. Yes. But the Trump admin sent six (6) people to Maricopa and Pima. Where, by my count, there are 404 polling places, spread across 18,000 square miles (each county is ~9k sq mi). What they want is the FEAR to discourage the voting they can't actually prevent.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time to read about foreplay and where the g spot is or whatever. i'm sure spending hours and hours fucking your wife is a good ROI if you're unemployed but some of us have jobs also claude has a huge hog so that's another point in the AI column
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we were all too busy watching the knicks to remember to do crime and i think that's beautiful
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ETSY WITCH EVANGELIST @seanthonyp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "purist" flair is truly incredible. The cherry on top.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Oh, don't forget milk," Biberty says. "No point to cereal if there's no milk." "Yeah, don't worry about it," I say, closing the car door behind me. "Oh boy. Sure is hot in here," Biberty says. "Wish he cracked a window, ha ha." I walk past the store entrance, down the street, into the autumn sun
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's some fun shit I learned while researching a piece on the glut of touchscreen kiosks we have these days: human employees turned over customers 8 to 1 v kiosks because random customers don't have muscle memory for the pos the way a human does. Anyone who worked retail could've told them that
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A child molester has died. I am thinking of his victims today.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"the team's former minority stakeholder is letting the new star player use a branded helicopter as much as he wants" i am once again mad at the clippers for not even trying to be creative with their cap circumvention
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hannibal Lecter:
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always think of William Goldman’s great dialogue from CHINATOWN: “Why are you doing it? How much better can you eat? What could you buy that you can't already afford?”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LeBron earned every nickel and I have been a fan forever and think he's the GOAT but this is so goddamn slimy and greedy like this man knows there are families being destroyed by gambling and there's absolutely nothing he can't afford to buy. This is Bond villain shit. You're so rich already man.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026
say what you will about nordic cinema. no matter which country, no matter what genre, setting, or tone, you're all but guaranteed to be made witness to some of the most beautiful, luxurious looking wool sweaters ever put on the silver screen
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remembering when a bunch of Jack Welch-inspired dipshits moved Boeing’s corporate headquarters to Chicago and upended decades of history to win favor from this pedophile.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Number 1 gets boards that's the Ben Wallace duck that's all I know for sure
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao I love love love that these rotten gremlins have to eat this shit from the diaper guy
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 04/10/2026
You can't give this guy his first career start against Mexico in Arizona, do you have any idea how distracted he'll be
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 04/10/2026
I said earlier this week that Jon Husted, who has a defunct 1950s jukebox where his brain is supposed to be, perpetually looks like a man whose wife just rolled up on him and his mistress while walking out of a Burger King. And, well…
Jon Husted, who has a defunct 1950s jukebox where his brain is supposed to be, looking like a man whose wife just rolled up on him and his mistress while walking out of a Burger King.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/10/2026
Interception for Texas A&M is not KJ Jackson's fault, because he couldn't see the defense.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/10/2026
republicans wondering why College GameDay is in Atlanta today
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
theres a kind of dark comedy in murdering someone as a joke
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By the way @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social if you think this is OK behavior and that we should turn the page on this then you are the same as them. This needs to be punished in such a way that they don't feel comfortable just being outright Nazis to cheering audiences. If you can't lead, then quit
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had never seen this man's face card before and first, yikes, and second he looks like a Mii come to life. You absolutely cannot trust a man with that facial hair strategy
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Jeff McDonald @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a stance that puts him at odds with other notable NBA stars, Victor Wembanyama says he would never lend his name to FanDuel, Polymarket or any other sports betting site. “Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it,” he said. www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
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Would Victor Wembanyama ever endorse FanDuel or Polymarket? Don't bet on it
In a stance that puts him at odds with other NBA stars, the Spurs' Victor Wembanyama says he would never lend his name to a sports betting site
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 08/05/2026
You know it's going to be a good episode of The X-Files when Mulder finds some goop
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September was our biggest month in terms of traffic generated from @bsky.app by almost double. Thank you, Bluesky, the Official App of Sports.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026
"they really believe it"/"they will try to do it"/"the promises are real" are things that most americans refuse to believe about politicians but if you take them seriously will help you predict political behavior more often than not
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Renee Good's family filed two lawsuits today. The first, against, USG, is a standard wrongful death. The second is a Klan Act lawsuit against Jonathan Ross, AND STEPHEN MILLER and Greg Bovino. It names Nick Shirley and Christopher Rufo as non-party co-conspirators for their racist propaganda.
44. At all relevant times, Defendants Ross, Miller, Noem, Lyons, Homan,
Bovino, and the John Doe Federal Agents acted under color of federal law and within the
scope of a joint enterprise with the private actors described below. Defendant
Lewandowski acted in part under color of federal law and in part, as alleged below, as a
private person, his federal status having been limited to a temporary part-time designation
that his conduct exceeded. Shirley, Rufo, and Ben Bergquam, and the other non-party
private actors described below, agreed to and in fact participated in the conspiracy alleged
here: each acted in concert with, and with the knowledge and encouragement of, federal
officials.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/10/2026
not especially interested in hearing about "affordability" when the President of the United States is outsourcing foreign policy to a robot that calls itself "MechaHitler"
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you, Democratic Senator Tammy Baldwin
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Governor Pervert sides with the Perverts. He is the future of the party.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well guys we couldn't make anyone hate beefcake dummy Hasan, let's see if we can make people hate the insanely popular lady in the pink shirt and jumper that teaches kids to read
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A forgotten media moment from earlier this year was that Olivia Reingold embedded with ICE agents in Minnesota and never wrote about what it was like because doing so would turn Free Press readers into No Kings marchers.
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ETSY WITCH EVANGELIST @seanthonyp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Obviously they have a USPS vehicle they drive to get here, but I've never been more grateful to have walking mail carriers in my neighborhood.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/10/2026
since i have to keep repeating myself the winner of any given MLB postseason series is a coin flip arxiv.org/pdf/1701.05976 statsbylopez.netlify.app/post/part-…
a crude chart showing which playoffs produce a stasticically meaningful winner and which ones are random chance
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are paying CNN and MS NOW to run ads for Donald Trump right before the midterms. You and I are paying for them. And CNN and MS NOW are taking the cash while their hosts and guests say the scheme is illegal. That is the current state of corporate media in America.
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin, come on the podcast and tell me everything you want about your MLS team in Minecraft I beg of you
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