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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛

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Award-winning writer. Sassypants. GenX. Snarknado. Problematic bitch. Bad dancer. Daydreamer.

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deutschland tiff :) 🇩🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 3h
[holding phone away from my ear while he's saying some shit i dont care about]
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AXE MURDERED -- Proctored a standardized test this morning. I had forgot how *beaucoup fragrant* high school boys can be. Mullets aplenty. Lots of stretching, yawning. Heads in hands. Thinking? Napping? Who knows?
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any USB port in a storm
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Beautiful days. A rich autumn, warm, and the sun. Smooth activity. Everything is flowing again, everything is illumined.” Anaïs Nin, from a diary entry featured in Mirages: The Unexpurgated Diary; 1939-1947 Leiko Tar artwork
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time passes. Could it be that I never believed it? Did I believe the blue nights could last forever? — Joan Didion, Blue Nights John Dowd (American Artist, born 1960)
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lisa Benson (British Artist, born 1958) "Lunar Light", 2019. Linocut Print, 37.5 × 48.5 cm. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New GOP talking point: "Fire Extinguishers are yet another unfunded government mandate that sit unused over 99% of the time. Vote for us to end this fraud."
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/09/2026
damn girl you're looking a little peaked, let's get you down to the
shoe repair alternations but the s is missing on shoe
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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
At this point, it seems abundantly clear that future-me has not built a time machine.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bedroom eyes: yes, nice. Bathroom eyes: a bit less sexy.
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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd never seen a bidet before. Sorry I threw a coin in your butt fountain.
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Ima Wreque @davej54.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To me, these are basically the same person
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Teens Retirees 🤝 Watching their phones with full volume in public
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ACCURATE DATA HELPS US SERVE YOU BETTER -- A very uncool Boomer couple, enrolled as students, didn't like having to sign in and out of the library like everyone else fricking has too, so they got ugly with our 19 y/o work-study who told them THEY WERE THE ONES BEING RUDE. 👑
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 22/09/2026
It’s the first day of autumn! Remember to switch from regular depression back to seasonal depression!
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saguaros in bloom are one of the wonders of the Sonoran Desert-bees, birds and bats all help in pollinating these improbable waxy flowers-each one lasts from an evening through the night and by midday of the next day, closes forever. IG: @allophile_ www.instagram.com/allophile_?s...
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Media partner? Since when Paducah?
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BOOGIE WONDERLAND -- Ducky Gaga appeared to join the Army of Dorkness on my work desk.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And I would eat 500 tortillas And I would eat 500 more Just to be the body they said interesting things about at the morgue
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tomorrow’s the equinox. or as the ancients apparently called it, the horsebull
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Séamas Aloysius @seamusaloysius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bruce Beshara (American Artist, born 1959) Digital Art / Acrylic on Canvas. Private Collection.
sailboats on water with multi color reflection
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Morning Sunday morning, sacred time, To reflect and to unwind. In its hush, the soul may find, Peace and solace, intertwined. - Nicoleta Gassler 🎨 Beau Taplin
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Freezing leftover soup in an ice cream tub because I love setting an emotional trap for my future self.
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The Kimono Gallery @roger1952.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The technical virtuosity of this 1970s kimono combines multiple sophisticated processes in seamless integration. The yuzen-painting technique provides the foundational color work, while bokashi shading creates subtle tonal transitions that give depth and dimensionality to the swirling forms.
This rinzu silk furisode represents a spectacular achievement in contemporary Japanese textile artistry, embodying the period's bold experimentation with color and technique while maintaining deep connections to traditional craftsmanship. The "fire and ice" theme creates a dramatic visual dialectic between warm oranges, golds, and corals against cool turquoises and blues, generating an almost psychedelic intensity that reflects the vibrant aesthetic sensibilities of the era. The composition suggests cosmic or geological forces in motion - perhaps volcanic eruptions meeting oceanic depths, or aurora borealis dancing across mountain peaks - creating a sense of elemental drama that transforms the garment into a wearable landscape painting.

The technical virtuosity displayed here combines multiple sophisticated processes in seamless integration. The yuzen-painting technique provides the foundational color work, while bokashi shading creates subtle tonal transitions that give depth and dimensionality to the swirling forms. Gold outlining adds structural definition and luxury, while embroidered details and freehand pigment highlights provide textural variety and focal points of intensity. This layering of techniques creates a rich, almost sculptural surface that changes as light moves across it.

The scattered bird motifs, visible in exquisite detail in the close-up, serve as delicate counterpoints to the explosive background energy. These creatures, rendered with meticulous attention to feather structure and naturalistic coloring, represent traditional symbols of freedom, transcendence, and spiritual elevation. Their presence transforms the abstract elemental drama into a more complete ecosystem, suggesting themes of resilience and grace amid powerful natural forces.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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@enthusmiasma.bsky.social
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
42 days 'til Halloween...
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm in love with Kevin 😻 #Caturday
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El Eremita @dinamitteros.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vasilij Kandinskij. Cometas. 1938
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The Kimono Gallery @roger1952.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Irori”, traditional open hearth. Japan. Photography by Amateur Photo on photohito
Piercing the interior gloom, slanting shafts of morning sunlight cut through thick, swirling plumes of smoke rising from the sunken hearth (irori). At the physical and spiritual center of the home, a blackened iron kettle (kama) hangs suspended from a traditional adjustable hearth hook (jizaikagi), poised directly above glowing embers and burning timber. In the background, diffused daylight filters through the paper panes of sliding shōji screens, illuminating floating smoke and the woven tatami mats that border the ash pit.

This scene captures the vital heart of traditional Japanese domestic life—the irori. In historic farmhouses (minka), the open hearth served not merely as a functional stove for cooking and winter warmth, but as a sacred communal space for family gatherings and hospitality. Its construction embodies the fundamental ethos of monozukuri (artisanal craftsmanship), bringing together raw timber, iron, and fire without decorative pretense. Crucially, the rising smoke served an essential structural purpose: coating the exposed bamboo rafters and heavy wooden roof beams in protective soot to preserve the architecture against insects and decay for centuries.

Aesthetically, the composition unfolds as a masterclass in Jun'ichirō Tanizaki’s in'ei raisan (praise of shadows), where depth and beauty emerge not from harsh illumination, but from the delicate interplay of light and obscurity.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I act tough for someone who still sings the alphabet song under my breath much too often.
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MORNIN!
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember kids, if you don't walk through a spiderweb in your carport in the mornings you are missing out on valuable Vitamin Weird Neck Rash and other nutrients.
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Woo Wipe Face
ALT: Woo Wipe Face
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
YOU NEED A DELINQUENT GRANDSON TO HELP YOU WITH THIS -- Helping Raggedy Granny order $200 worth of red grape seed powder(!).
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Upsetting flatware continued
Silverware but make it awful. A small spoon, small fork, knife and a dinner fork. The handles look like silver hammered into ribbons and tied in bows that kinda halo around the handle area? Also the forks have the most crude looking tines, jagged and uneven. These probably aren't actually for eating with but who cares anymore?
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m not great with aphorisms but I know that perfect is the enemy of my enemy of good.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We have to express the thoughts every day or the excess words build up in the joints and cause swelling, paralysis, eventually death.
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THE TIDE IS HIGH -- Saturday was laundry-palooza. This morning I blew out the car port, back porch, tidied my car and watered plants. There was also breakfast udon. 🫕
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Madame Bovary 2: Keep on Bovin’
Stock photo of a cow in sunglasses
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*mumblecuss*
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Watched the new Lord of The Flies. Hope it gets industry nods for music & makeup....
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Saramonkey 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I dunno babe, I just think telling everyone "Me and Allison were a great team in the back of the raft!" could be....misconstrued.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ben Folds Phones
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Prodigy voice: fold my phone up
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I never learned to fold my phone, I just kinda roll it up and smash it into a rectangle
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