iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

APOTHECARY SIMULATOR --Don't waste your time with games on your phone! Be a dumb bitch like me and mix up your anxiety medicine and your depression medicine and then sort it out on your kitchen range. Whee!

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

RUCKUS IN THE BOXWOODS -- Lil Jerry would like to report the cool street-cat fight in the hedges has ended.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! -- Or any Jim, for that matter.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

BOOGIE WONDERLAND -- Ducky Gaga appeared to join the Army of Dorkness on my work desk.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

... your brother got him on a drywall crew, but he fell out on the first day...you know...

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You know the one... he stole the big speakers from the church that one time...

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

THE GOOD LORD TAKES CARE OF FOOLS & DRUNKS AND I'M A LITTLE OF BOTH… -- Found a pair of these guys and put them to work immediately.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

SUNNY & DUSTY--Drove through Fiesta Heights, then by the fancy college, then over to TJ Maxx. Makeup, soap, a toy for the doggos, some of the ceramic nonstick cookware. That Teflon garbage we have looks like somebody cooked gravel in it. Views from the high school & the municipal golf course.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

THE ONLY JOINT ROUND HERE IS MY ARTHRITIC HIP -- Moseyed through the railyard then through downtown, lots of historic homes in downtown. They always do up nice for the holidays. There was a farmers market, but it was already getting warm and that stuff is overpriced. Respect the hustle though. ✌🏻

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

LET'S DRINK GRANDMA! -- Tasted like potpourri & humming bird nectar.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

THE SCOTTISH PLACE FOR BRECKIE -- iI's pretty hard to fuck up breakfast orders but they still manage!

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ride along with me today on my bourgeois adventures!

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

GIVE 'EM THE BIRD -- Bring your own butcher block if you want chicken strips. Actually, that poor chicken is just stripping to pay it's way through cosmetology school.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Depressed fatso gets haircut and color. Related, drinking coffee so no smile, just "the puzzler."

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

BITCHIN KITCHEN --Roasted grape tomatoes with olive oil, salt, oregano & basil for freezing, and assembled a nice jar of sliced jalapeños pickled in rice vinegar. Whomped up matcha coconut cookies with spiced vanilla icing.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

DEAD INSIDE -- My 19y/o coworker is painting our windows. With her fingers and pig blood from the looks of it. Great Jumping Jebus!

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

PROCTOR, PROCTOR... -- I passed my proctor certification! Proctoring a test is kind of like working at a library. I mean someone _could_ try to cheat, but why tho? Look kid, if you can afford spec offenders, you can afford to go somewhere better than here.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Hawt again. *Dr. Rick voice* "No one wants to see your dash temperature…"

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

FOR CAMPING OR THE APOCALYPSE! -- Don't hurt none to have a porta-pottie. Liners with absorbent pads are crucial. Also a shoe-dryer is great for shoes, gloves, hats, Aldi bags...etc...

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

PROCTOR? HELL, I HARDLY KNEW HER! -- The powers that be at work have decided I will become a certified proctor and help test high schoolers this fall with placement testing. I am terrified!