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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Today's tuneless humming is "Breakout" by Swing Out Sister.

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 2h

good morning

comic panel depicting clark kent handing a handgun to lois lane.
clark: here, lois -- shoot the gun at Jimmy and see what happens!
lois: but why..oh, all right!

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 16h

"MY COLD AND SILENT HEART" --Today's tuneless humming is "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Financial Advisor: Do you have a long-term care plan? Me: Yes, a short-term plummet.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You never fell out of my ear into the toilet during the night, or parkoured into oblivion under the bed, or scream that you were running low on juice after I fell asleep listening to a soothing podcast. Bonus content: the podcast is usually "Drum Tower" from the Economist magazine.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Virgo: Don’t obsess over the past. Save your energy to prepare for an even worse future

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 04/10/2026

hair

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

RUCKUS IN THE BOXWOODS -- Lil Jerry would like to report the cool street-cat fight in the hedges has ended.

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USA @usamailbox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

#Art #African #ceramic clay #3D

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Love this 👇

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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Poor Agatha!

One witch is asking the other why she is so sad.
She says she can't have children
The first witch says, "Allergies aren't the end of the world."

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

SURLY BIRD GETS THE WORM -- Blew out the carport, blew off the porch, watered plants, trying to revive the string of bananas plant by relocating it to the Mr. Neelix Hydrponics Plant ICU. House is open, but damp. Enoki cedar incense deployed. 🪔

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Free Halloween Costume Idea: Sexy $8/Gallon Gas Price Sign

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

DOS AND DO NOT DOS -- Do apologize to your wife for being hateful to her on speakerphone at work. DO NOT end the apology with "...before I get online for Call of Duty." That makes it less of an apology more of a conscience-clearing chore. 🫠

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

NOW WITH SOOTHING AMBIENT WATERFALL EFFECT -- One of the library skylights leaked today during heavy rain. *sets out trash cans, calls maintenance, dries surfaces with kitchen towel*

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

CLIMATE CHANGE IMPACTS LOCAL MAN -- Hubs didn't go to work today because our HVAC went put during the night and he didn't get any sleep because it was "too warm." Welcome to menopause, Bruh.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just randomly agreeing to do stuff because I don't think I'll live long enough to follow it through.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No thanks, I’ll stay right hur.

Yellow “DRIVE THUR” and arrow painted on the ground.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! -- Or any Jim, for that matter.

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sverige tiff :) 🇸🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[holding phone away from my ear while he's saying some shit i dont care about]

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good folks. Met them at the APA conference. Old skool.

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

AXE MURDERED -- Proctored a standardized test this morning. I had forgot how *beaucoup fragrant* high school boys can be. Mullets aplenty. Lots of stretching, yawning. Heads in hands. Thinking? Napping? Who knows?

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Any USB port in a storm

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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Beautiful days. A rich autumn, warm, and the sun. Smooth activity. Everything is flowing again, everything is illumined.” Anaïs Nin, from a diary entry featured in Mirages: The Unexpurgated Diary; 1939-1947 Leiko Tar artwork

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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Time passes. Could it be that I never believed it? Did I believe the blue nights could last forever? — Joan Didion, Blue Nights John Dowd (American Artist, born 1960)

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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lisa Benson (British Artist, born 1958) "Lunar Light", 2019. Linocut Print, 37.5 × 48.5 cm. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

New GOP talking point: "Fire Extinguishers are yet another unfunded government mandate that sit unused over 99% of the time. Vote for us to end this fraud."

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/09/2026

damn girl you're looking a little peaked, let's get you down to the

shoe repair alternations but the s is missing on shoe

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

At this point, it seems abundantly clear that future-me has not built a time machine.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bedroom eyes: yes, nice. Bathroom eyes: a bit less sexy.

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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'd never seen a bidet before. Sorry I threw a coin in your butt fountain.

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Ima Wreque @davej54.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

To me, these are basically the same person

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Teens Retirees 🤝 Watching their phones with full volume in public

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The older white male "didn't like being questioned." Imagine that. 🙄

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Other reasons why she's my hero: Monotone Autism Bean. So work that shit into the holographic simulation. Hell yeah! Daria!

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ACCURATE DATA HELPS US SERVE YOU BETTER -- A very uncool Boomer couple, enrolled as students, didn't like having to sign in and out of the library like everyone else fricking has too, so they got ugly with our 19 y/o work-study who told them THEY WERE THE ONES BEING RUDE. 👑

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Remember when pantyhose came in plastic eggs? Auntie Belle's German Shepherd got ahold of one. Didn't eat the egg, did eat the hose.

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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 22/09/2026

It’s the first day of autumn! Remember to switch from regular depression back to seasonal depression!

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Saguaros in bloom are one of the wonders of the Sonoran Desert-bees, birds and bats all help in pollinating these improbable waxy flowers-each one lasts from an evening through the night and by midday of the next day, closes forever. IG: @allophile_ www.instagram.com/allophile_?s...

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Scare-ahhh! 🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛ @saramonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

BOOGIE WONDERLAND -- Ducky Gaga appeared to join the Army of Dorkness on my work desk.

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