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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 2h

new julie dropped

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punctuation @crip.es · 4h

problem: the chicago bears name and logo are you scary solution: the chicago beans

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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 3h

A doobie for lunch? You can call that a brunch!

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5th Quarter Ginger @5thqginger.bsky.social · 22h

The Mormons are out. Lock the doors

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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 22h

it's, you, the caucasian wingnut

Wikipedia: Pterocarya fraxinifolia is a species of tree in the Juglandaceae family. It is commonly known as the Caucasian wingnut or Caucasian walnut. It is native to the Caucasian region Armenia, Azerbaijan,

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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 22h

In the old days, you had to listen to the Internet scream in pain before you could log on. I feel like we should go back to that

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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 21h

carry yourself with cat confidence when you misjudge that leap and fuck up 😌

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 23h

Why are “the camps” a reprehensible threat when levied at Aaron but perfectly fine when levied at trans women?

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punctuation @crip.es · 22h

why stop at stuffing crust why not stuff the whole pizza

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Christie Malry ☭ 🔻 @christiemalry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

his offputting couch practices just dont go away, never beating the allegations

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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ever poop so good your pants fit better

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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When I was in grad school I left a note inside of a book that was recalled by an undergrad, telling them that if they were smarter they’d have found the same material in a different book that was available. I had to write an essay when they complained about the note. Rapists deserve far worse.

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it is your duty to mercilessly mock anyone who talks about "AI"* attaining consciousness *tremendously inefficient LLMs that have been fed massive volumes of human-produced information along with, increasingly, their own hallucinations

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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sorry if this offends, but I think all the Cornell rapists should be named, shamed, castrated, and face jail time instead of writing a fucking essay

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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

which are the best feast days on which to meet a comely wyfe?

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Hammermime @hammermime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Mutuals/purveyors of meme filth: this is the bat signal.

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boo!po @papagarbage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

evergreen

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cincinnati Zoo posted Rose, the screaming hairy armadillo

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's now the 3rd, which means 2 days behind my whole rent payment and an extra $100, with another $50 added every day. Help if you can, please and thank you Venmo @ChristopherSands

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🚬🐚 @clammee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

largest thickest nastiest pizza near me

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

don't do this.

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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Putting all of my wets into a bag for safe keeping

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

lookit the squirrel

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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 02/10/2026

Risk it for the Brisket

A slender, sleek black cat with beautiful yellow-green eyes and elegantly flowing whiskers looking up curiously from a yellow fleece rag blanket where she is sitting with her tail wrapped around her feet in an adorable way.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/10/2026

🍂🍁🎃🍁

sunlit fall forest captioned

now is the perfect time to take up an outdoor hobby like lying down and decomposing

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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hope everyone has a Hussein

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Jack Maynard(he/him) @jhmsparky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've heard Bushtits described as looking like martini olives on toothpicks, and I can see why. #birding Florence, Lane County, Oregon this evening

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Mercy Grimm @mercygrimm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Speaking from experience: in Sociology school we talk a lot about how evolutionary psychology isn't real and doesn't meaningfully contribute in any way to our historical understandings of human systems or group dynamics and that IS the reason most schools don't have an EvPsy program: It's Fake.

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

you can feel the Tao flowing through all of existence after 2 beers

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a song about Mary Poppins being on that yayo, that flake, that good good

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh you love Jesus? Name all the Jesusess, I’ll wait

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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My therapist “Goth Wendy’s isn’t real. She can’t hurt you” Meanwhile :

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punctuation @crip.es · 03/10/2026

you know what they say, ice is bigger than water

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Hammermime @hammermime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If all they had to do was write an essay apologizing, well then so can Luigi

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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I can see that none of you are catholic, or Mr Mister fans

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Fats Gordo @fatsgord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ACME brand fleshlight just blew my dick off

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micchiato 🎋 @micchiato.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

#otd 1937 — “under the orders of U.S.-backed Dominican dictator President Rafael Trujillo, the execution of more than 20,000 Haitians began in what is now known as the Parsley Massacre at Massacre River.”

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Oct. 2, 1937: Parsley Massacre

Under the orders of U.S.-backed Dominican dictator President Rafael Trujillo, the execution of more than 20,000 Haitians began in what is now known as the Parsley Massacre at Massacre River.

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Looks over my shoulder oh no oh my God they got me

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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I want to see people chucking D cell batteries at this guy’s head on Tuesday if he even steps onto the ice in a jersey

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

photo of a pregnancy test showing two stripes for pregnant and one stripe for not pregnant, except in the testing area is a check engine light instead of lines.

Stolen from catsalad.infosec.exchange on mastodon

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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I want the coldest slaw you got

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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Carry a laser down the road that I must travel Carry a laser through the darkness of the night Carry a laser where I'm going, will you follow? Carry a laser on a highway in the night

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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m atheist but willing to get Biblical on rapists

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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In a world that makes sense, rape is a crime and rapist is a word for people who commit it. In American culture, rapist is a kind of frightening stock character that a person can be, and if a person isn't that character, America will find an excuse to call their conduct "not rape".

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

YOU JUST GOT TEENY TINY TOKIED!!!

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell, Charlie Brown

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