FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there’s a ton of Yankees fans out there saying their rosaries not realizing all that praying is being diverted to the White Sox 060
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[tuning my listening device to Suno v6 pro et al] 🎶Put on the skillet, slip on the lid, Momma’s gonna make a little shortenin bread🎶 000
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026OK, I’ll bite: What the fuck is Rolling Stone magazine? 120
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026what if we made it “Choosin’ Hexes” for spooky season? Would that be ironically detached enough? 020
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Would you pantomime taking a big old piss all over the conference table after nailing a question in an interview? 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If someone had given my folks a heads up about “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” maybe I wouldn’t have had nightmares about being a cartoon and getting put into the dip 060
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[sitting in an interview, beginning to sweat as I size up the table we’re sitting at] I mean, it looks pretty heavy, but I think I could pivot it 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pulling out a flask and asking the interviewers if anyone wants a nip before we get this thing going 0112
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@eitmonline.bsky.social WOO, BLAZE ‘EM UP play Cripple Creek 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Loonman! Eating fish and crustaceans 020
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my brother and sister lived on this block in the late 90s/early 00s. Definitely pissed in the alley here, and they had a Pittsburgh potty in the basement 040
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The most important lesson my high school government teacher gave us: Money talks, and bullshit walks 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@eitmonline.bsky.social the “oh hot beef” sounds like his Rick Dees voice 000
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Scully, have you heard of the tradwife catfish of the Upper Midwest?” 030
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think it’s fucked up at Oktoberfests when you can’t get a knockwurst or a weisswurst without ordering the sausage sampler 000
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026First bread baked in the new oven 1112
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Going to a show at the National even though they confiscated my one-hitter box one time 360
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sir, a second orange has been eaten through by the very hungry caterpillar 020
Reposted by FRIGHTzgerald ChesterfieldFRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2023in the year 1999, my high school world history teacher taught us that the Taliban hates America because of Madonna and Coca-Cola, and he drank Pepsi so that on the Taliban Red Dawn he could garner mercy from them because he didn't drink coke 1172
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just had a great clam strip po’ boy at a dive bar 240
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026@eitmonline.bsky.social BLAZE EM UP 000
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026President Trump promised during the 2024 campaign to unleash a wave of violence against immigrants. Take our interactive quiz to see if you’ve been following along about which communities are getting the brunt of it 020
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just played clitoris for 76 points and my opponent quit 120
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Calling people pussies for scoring a full house on the first roll and not going for the Yahtzee 000
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You know those Robinson St alleys are flowing with piss 250
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Only made it to a few Squirrels games this year, and the new stadium is very nice. But for me, the minor league game experience should be a little bit shitty 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Crust and consistency perfect, but a little aggressive with the zest 250
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Video Den was in the same strip mall as the Blockbuster, but they were cheaper and had soft porn on the top shelf all around the store 020
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The US was on the wrong side in World War I 000
Reposted by FRIGHTzgerald ChesterfieldFat pikachu's #1 fan @snumanbean.bsky.social · 29/08/2026One month away from top surgery! Would appreciate any help or shares, small donations welcome! gofund.me/eeab10e4bgofund.meDonate to Gender affirming surgery fundraising!, organized by Ash CallowHey, I'm Ash and I'm currently trying to raise funds for things I'll need during reco… Ash Callow needs your support for Gender affirming surgery fundraising! 11516
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Fuck you @washingtonpost.com Hire a fucking games editor you cheap sack of shit Bezos 000
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Pound cake recipe: Pound of ziti Pound of ricotta Pound of sauce Pound of mozzarella 130
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Got to the bagel shop five minutes after opening to beat the Saturday crowd 150
