iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 1h

I need more thermal paper for my mini printer and more carving medium so I’m waiting for my Amazon gift card to show up like the lady on the Mervyn’s commercials. Why does it take 2 days to processsssssssssasa

030

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 1h

I won’t brag when I set up my own sangha here in NTX but there will absolutely be signs

170

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 2h

Gonna watch Us and fold my clothes, organize my art supplies, and maybe work on my silly postcard carve to celebrate THREE YEARS of letterboxing!

040

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 2h

Ugh I wanna watch Obsession with Sluggo but I don’t want to pay amazon to rent it and definitely do not need Peacock ever WEH

010

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 2h

Just in time.

A dark attic. A small child much too young to be alone in an attic or stand on their own is standing on top of a container. They are pressing their foot down on the heads of Flashy Bat, The Knife Ghost, and Handsome Ron with their Halloween hat on. The text reads: Spooky season? Not yet! Get back in the box! It's Baby Safety Month! Always put your baby to sleep in products intended for sleep such as a crib, bassinet, play yard, or bedside sleeper. Move your baby to a safe sleep space if they fall asleep elsewhere. Always place your baby on their back to sleep.

113325

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 4h

i can feel the spookiness in the air

2612239

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 3h

Okay time to log off and sort my laundry. Might treat myself and organize my art supplies while I watch a horror movie and fight with my printer

070

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 3h

My dude I have seen video of you failing to bench press an empty bar

1160

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 3h

NO MERRY MERRY KING (or queen) OF THE BUSH SHAMING ON THIS TL

3265

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 3h

Okay I have a question - planning on launching a Patreon next year when I have a bit of a backlog of stuff made for emergencies. Looking at doing a trading card tier for $7 and a postcard tier for $3, and wondering if those are priced reasonably.

470

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 3h

Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs

331662542

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 3h

Once again regretting this printer. I really should not have to stand here and manually feed every single piece of paper through it ughhhhhhh

170

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 4h

If you have been enjoying the Adventures of Enchirito lately or I have made you laugh, please consider helping me pay my rent or get some groceries while I wait to see if I get this job or get turned down! I also have a shop where you can buy THINGS! Please help me eat a vegetable today

11112

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 4h

I am too familiar with this smirk on a cat who has done a Terrible Thing

1244

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 4h

FUCKING CALLED OUT YES I TOOK MY STATINS LAST NIGHT THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN

1140

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

Catbus @catbus.phd · 6h

one great thing about Mamdani's brand of cheerful competence is how ridiculous it makes his conservative critics look, like nobody is buying that the Mr Rogers dude who filled all the potholes is a wild eyed America hating extremist

659166

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 7h

Okay time to eat meds, feed the living things in my house including me, check the lettuce, and then work on the gay agenda before Buddhist study group. I just followed up on a resume I sent so girding my loins for a big old letdown.

1190

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 7h

I got my oil changed Saturday morning. Since then I have gotten at least two emails A DAY from them, one of which said “we miss you! Here’s 20% off an oil change!”Expires in 2 weeks. This is why I miss important emails

3150

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

Luis @luispostscats.bsky.social · 18h

Look at her face She's very expressive She's also very bitey

A fluffy tabby cat with eyes partially closed

A goofy fluffy cat photographed mid meow

28024

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 7h

Did my dad write this? Which one of you taught him the word “reboot” (reposted with alt text)

160

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 7h

Today’s! Gay! Agenda! (Sing it like Queensryche) ◽️finish Laundry ◽️Go to post office (need stamps) ◽️cat food pickup ◽️air filters at dad’s ◽️Finish Cmas cards (color + sort) ◽️Finish postcards ◽️Pick up 2 things ◽️sex and clean up feral kittens ◽️Update planner

2160

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 7h

THIS IS MY BOOK IT WAS WRITTEN FOR ME *starts climbing into book*

3215

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 9h

stop saying grape. say rape. say murder. say killed. say the violence people have endured with the full force of what has happened

12423105

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 17h

Update! ◽️put away Laundry (1/2 done, just need to sort) ✅ Go to post office ✅ grocery pickup ◽️air filters at dad’s (dad didn’t get them) ✅ vaccines for Enchirito ◽️Finish Cmas cards (1/2 done, just need to color + sort) ✅ Finish postcards ✅ Pick up 2 things ✅ Ozempic PAP paperwork ◽️Update planner

1170

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 18h

CPTSD is not primarily about what happened to us. It's about how what happened to us turned us into someone we didn't choose. The "just get over it" people don't understand that. We don't "just get over" who we've become. We have to recondition, rewire, reshape ourselves.

220457

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 18h

This is good info! And if you’re in the Fyort Worth area, I know a great retired vet tech who would love to care for your senior cat…

0120

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻

bisubites 4h
when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.

Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

• Show replies
bisubites 3h Author
They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the family

from my mom

23h
How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
23h
I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

oisubites 3h
Author
Unread messages
12
••.
And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol

272415549

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 29/09/2026

Y’all I ended up with enough money to get a lunch special and holy balls did I just house an entire actual meal that included a veggie AND a fruit and now I need a nap. My stomach isn’t used to being this full oof

1240

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

fish are friends

Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety

333326935

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps

81914392

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

Happy, Segrentarri of Flight, Prance and Sass! @flyhappycat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My school pikture has dropped! #properheadtilt #cats #nosmilejustattitude

Calico cat named Happy looking like a little pro with her school picture. Front paws tucked under, all proper!

1232920

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 29/09/2026

Sir, I understand that the situation requires you to honk at the person two cars in front of me. But you do not need to lay on your horn for 25 seconds straight you are harshing my mellow.

150

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI

Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake. above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services. the question matching this image is: "How can I invest in my child's future?"

932490656

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

Dr. Jennessa Hester 🍒 @cherrypoppunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If Andy Beshear can stand on trans rights in Kentucky, there's no excuse for the transphobia exhibited by Amy Acton in Ohio, James Talarico in Texas, and especially Gavin Newson in California. If a politician opposes trans rights, they should have no place in the Democratic party.

411033

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 29/09/2026

Lotta driving this morning, so I’m teaching the kitten music history (Ying Yang Twins, DMX, Luniz) and religion (book of Judith, apocryphal)

2220

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 29/09/2026

This is Howard. Howard has many many concerns and if you are in the DFW area, Howard would love to live with you while he works on himself. He is VERY food motivated (much like me) and struggles to make sense of simple concepts and loud sounds (also like me).

22512

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 29/09/2026

I was trying to watch a documentary the other day and the ads don’t bother me so much as the fact that I was being subjected to the exact same ad for some billing company three times in a row at every ad break

091

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 29/09/2026

My shitty abusive ex didn’t rape me but he DID rape a different teenager and knowing that he did the full bid in jail and now is forced to live with his awful mother’s supervision for the rest of her life because she’s the only one who will support him is honestly what makes me smile sometimes

1280

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 29/09/2026

Y’all I need this so much. I would be so regular and enriched

A hydroponic tower setup with 7 levels of baskets. I could grow so much lettuce

1110

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

Rachel @rachmarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s like a hug

Homer, a fluffy brown a one white cat, holds my arm between his front paws and bites my wrist. Fortunately my arm is covered by a hoodie sleeve.

2896

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A judge has ordered the release of Douglas Stewart Carter, a 71-year-old Black man who has spent decades on death row for a 1985 killing he did not commit. He spent 41 years in prison.

441257444

Reposted by Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)

dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026

[waking up]:

an owl in a person's hand, horrified expression

38917

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 29/09/2026

Oh my God, I did not realize how low on gas I am oh my God please let me make it to the 7-Eleven. I do not want to walk to a gas station with a carrier full of kitten today.

2180

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 29/09/2026

This is an incredibly silly thing to yell about but… STOP GOING IN AND OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR, SLUGGO, GODDAMMIT I GET AN ALERT ON MY PHONE EVERY SINGLE TIME AND ITS DRIVING ME BONKERS

380

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 29/09/2026

It’s the Daily Gay Agenda!: ◽️put away Laundry ◽️Go to post office ◽️grocery pickup ◽️air filters at dad’s ◽️vaccines for Enchirito ◽️Finish Cmas cards ◽️Finish postcards ◽️Pick up 2 things ✅ Ozempic PAP paperwork ◽️Update planner

280