Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 3hAthletic's NA light beer is kind of like beer flavored LaCroix except I actually mean that as a compliment and not an insult? Is it beer? Not exactly. But it's beer-ish and you can crush a whole six for roughly the same amount of sugar as one coke. 131
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 6hSo which is a funnier explanation: that somebody in the administration actually thinks trying to rebrand AI into SI is a smart strategy that will accomplish something? or that Trump personally doesn't like the term AI for ridiculous personal reasons, like maybe he didn't like the Spielberg movie? 000
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 7hMichael Tracey is sort of a perfect avatar for the mediocre American white male: we never got much farther on racial justice or sexual equality or human rights than "we should all pretend we agree equality is good" And the mediocre white guys hated it so much that now they're vocally pro-rape 1131
Reposted by Friendly PumpkinNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 7h[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin. 444834
Reposted by Friendly Pumpkinanimal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 17hsomeone would make a joke and suddenly you'd get bizarre ads related to that thing. But smart, intelligent, educated people? they'd tell you that was all in your head. and then people proved it was objectively true over and over and those types still do that bc it's their personality at this point 2176
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 17hThis is the best car I have ever seen and we could fix car culture overnight if everyone drove a car like this 0102
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 18h"common sense" turns out to be the strongest defender of the world's most extravagant freaks, because when you just *tell people what they think and what they're doing,* people say "no, that doesn't make sense, the world would be scary if that were true" and refuse to believe it. 081
Reposted by Friendly PumpkinPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You'd be like hey man if your computer is telling kids to kill themselves just unplug it. And their very first reflexive response will contain a wizard. "But what if it is a wizard who can persuade the person who tries to turn it off, with offers of priceless gems? What if no one can turn it off" 112216
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So I'm gathering that Casey Kasem is feeding an eagle to a bear? 150
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What's cool about Delta, United, and American is that everybody who flies enough to have an opinion has had only nightmare experiences on one, fairly tolerable experiences on another, and can't ever find flights that make sense on the third. And which is which for any given person is totally random. 020
Reposted by Friendly PumpkinJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials 282057253
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ultimately I blame George Lucas for this "I decided to release a slightly different version, and then a slightly different version of the slightly different version" shit 181
Reposted by Friendly PumpkinLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists. 91839497
Reposted by Friendly PumpkinPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026i don't think it's glib to say this: it's possible that nobody on earth cares less about consent than mark zuckerberg 860793
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Internet is full of wonderful nincompoops 171
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The essence of tech brain is the belief that everything is easy, there's always one weird trick, and every single other person except you and your team is a moron for not figuring it out. After all, how hard could it be to just *become a bank and payment processor* overnight?? 76412
Reposted by Friendly PumpkinOhio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Well I don't have a garden or a farm so it's not surprising I don't have a favorite tomato" You live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't grown a plant that's been #1 on the charts for 5 years, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that. 5526
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Obviously if the governor of Kentucky can say this without some massive swing voter transphobic backlash, that's pretty strong evidence that ~95% of Democrats who "triangulate" on the issue just actually dislike trans people and are looking for excuses to push them out of the tent. 0110
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I feel like every single winter that turns an even year into an odd year I see more of the contours of the breathtaking landscape of all the ways the approved and official opposition to american fascism steadfastly refuses to meet the moment, refuses to be anti-fascist, and only offers a short rest. 030
Reposted by Friendly Pumpkinwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises 211601193
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've seen the trouble that my own younger sisters and a variety of other young straight women in my family and my wife's family have dating and I feel pretty confident saying that it's the shockingly poor quality of the young men these days that's the problem. Not the ladies' unwillingness to settle 280
Reposted by Friendly Pumpkinshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position 3368961773
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Which in turn means that the REAL real lesson here is that most institutions know this and are collaborating willingly, or even enthusiastically 0144
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Proudly posting an idea that's just already illegal and, if actually implementable at scale, would simply destroy the social contract re: ever giving anybody refunds As if it's a life hack that will actually work Par for the course for an AI bro 060
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The thing to understand is that what we all foolishly call "Gavin Newsom" is in fact an elaborate marionette operated by the Getty family to do shit the Getty family wants done 092
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this is a really excellent survey on the whole idea of branding and framing because three of these terms describe the exact same thing and there's a 52 point swing between them 1132
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just to spice things up I'm going to say it's unacceptable to bring a job interview to an iced coffee 040
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026now I'm imagining a kojima character named "Victor Napoleon" and his thing is that he wins all the time 051
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It really turns my stomach when they do these grotesque, high detail pictures of the tainted meat, like they've done on the left here Badum tish, ha cha cha cha 2164
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So wait it isn't even like some kind of procedurally generated real time whale video? It's just a static image of a whale that could just as easily have come from any of the millions and millions of real photos of real whales that real people have taken? Wow 050
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The fact that they're so clumsy and bad at this makes the fact that they're getting away with it just that much more galling 0111
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just saw the name jaxson dart and wondered why a character from the beyblade cartoon was in the nfl 260
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's amazing how durable the "liberal media" narrative has been in an age when the mainstream media has had a thumb on the scale for a far right sundowning narcissist for well over a decade. Really one of the right wing's most durable and impactful accomplishments 14111
Reposted by Friendly Pumpkindr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026well shit, terrorizing immigrants and electing a subhuman kleptocrat to do patrimony for his sycophants and retainers didn't work. let's try these other guys who we will immediately blame when things continue getting worse 741517
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Donald Trump does not have a single notion what a "Chagos" is or what a "Mauritius" is. One of the mid-tier racists in the administration decided it was woke, and is basically able to tell the UK what they're allowed to do. if I was from the UK I'd probably be pretty pissed off about that? IDK 030
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026there's a pretty substantial population of middle aged white guys who actually subconsciously believe that white supremacy is how the world works, they feel like they've been compelled to pretend they don't believe it, and they thought it was time to stop pretending. 170
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fuck it, they should go ahead and change the Lincoln assassination theater to Trump's Theatre. Change the history books to say that's what it was called when Abe got shot, too Why not 170
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In fair Verona, where we Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, 1132
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A cool thing about being a lowbie is you can just tell the truth about "bsky top 38" being some profoundly sad stupid shit and people will still dunk on you and call it sour grapes but they won't really mean it 091
Reposted by Friendly PumpkinActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814243715
Reposted by Friendly Pumpkinpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 22/09/2026truly one of the dumbest posters on this app 31029
Reposted by Friendly PumpkinFunny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Pictured: a man the media insists is trustworthy, acts in good faith and isn’t even a Nazi anymore 2193
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This explains why getting brain twice is twice as good as getting brain once 031
Reposted by Friendly PumpkinPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Guy who is convinced that each butt cheek is itself an ass, that humans have two asses each, and gets incredibly confused when people try to explain ass mathematics to him. 69016
Reposted by Friendly Pumpkinmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky 111730349
Reposted by Friendly Pumpkinjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026management: it's been two hours why are we still in beta? programmers: hold on boss lemme ask claude about it:static.klipy.comBop Bop Bop Shoebody Bop: Dark Magic RitualALT: Bop Bop Bop Shoebody Bop: Dark Magic Ritual 181159161
