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smol busty goblin

@callmesmols.bsky.social
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smols, pansexual, she/her/any/all, cats, art, design, cursed, fucked and somehow happily married to my sweetheart. leftist comrades, no scolds, no joke misunderstanders, pfp by @butt-goblin.com #transrights #freepalestine #fixyourheartsordie

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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 9h
i also cut back and removed all my tomatoes, cucumber and zucchini today - where they are, they're getting so little sunlight now and whatever does manage to ripen, splits because we've been having a fair bit of rain. just seemed like it wasn't worth waiting any longer to remove/compost them 🌱
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17h
I love when somebody fucks up their car so bad it starts bleeding out on the pavement
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17h
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Hunky Kong @thepaleape.bsky.social · 17h
current mood
Jon Arbuckle looking sad
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 9h
so ive been up late making chocolate zucchini loaf/cake for my boy 💖💖💖 aaaannnddd ive never made it before so lets see if it turns out edible or not 😌
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amghost @luxurycar.bsky.social · 12h
@callmesmols.bsky.social got u this
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 23h
IS HE OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 22h
ai doofuses turning into jerry listening to human music
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 23h
Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware
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Sony's Santa Monica Studio has made their stance clear:
They choose feminism over their jobs
They would rather go bankrupt than give you an ounce of female attractivene Show more
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Not that you asked, but...
In no way do i agree with you.
Deborah is beautiful and extremely talented.
She is as smart as whip and a complete nerd.
Also incredibly kind.
How perfect she is!
And a good friend.
1 am a fan of God of War. I for one cannot wait to play the new game with my son.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 20h
I am too familiar with this smirk on a cat who has done a Terrible Thing
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 20h
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20h
idk if yall heard but my bf is one of the top 100 people in the world, time said so
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 19h
wat
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 18h
I propose they come up with a better fucking idea
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 16h
my darling kick ass best son ever got me minecraft dungeons 2 for my b-day and i repaid him in kind today for being awesome about school and it just released so now we gonna game together and eat pizza
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 14h
found this when I was looking for something else and I just think it's a wonderful image
old guy sitting at a machine in a casino with a neon yellow shirt that says on the back, "legalize mother/son marriage"
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amghost @luxurycar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
butts are so gross and so beautiful
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every year my salary goes up by the same amount my rent gets increased.
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Cool Dog in Sunglasses on Treadmill
ALT: Cool Dog in Sunglasses on Treadmill
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 30/09/2026
hey sorry two quick questions 1. can you specify which things Reanimated AI Greta Garbo previously starred in, if it's starring again and b) how do you live without a soul, Guardian writer?
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its hard to cope with how disgustingly sexy the human body truly is in all its digestive glory
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lookit how sexy i am wooooooooo
my warlock in destiny 2 wearing black and white shaded armor in the tower
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me and my big orbs are up playing video games so as not to distract my hansum
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pretty sure husbands were made for kisses but only 92.5% sure
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amghost @luxurycar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look at wilt here he looks fake
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he is more dead than my great great great great great grandparents
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
had the idea of collecting the most ominous or threatening images of MrBeast but fear nothing can top this
MrBeast at some event posing with his uncanny smile and dead eyes wearing a black suit jacket over a fuckin hoodie 

“Obviously we won’t kill people.”
-MrBeast, on creating his version of ‘The Hunger Games’
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Homer saying “those are prizes” while holding a blasting cap
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
find someone who looks at you longingly, meaningfully, like you're both on grey's anatomy and you are co-workers
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a kiss is a small price to pay for treats! i say to my cats like a cat prevert
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Veda Scott @vedascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I wonder why I’m so anxious and can’t sleep,” I ponder as I stare into my handheld anxiety machine blasting bad news and bright light directly into my eyeballs.
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i either just saved a moth's life or hastened its demise - either way, you're welcome little moth
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gonna throw up tomato soup probably
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
daring a white guy with a podcast to repost this
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some high-quality chicken noises
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
woman bragging about how much her pussy cost
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1 man 1 jar
spam email: prostate report: thousands of men saved from bph by the prostate "water glass test"
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 29/09/2026
I am very much in need of more commissions and donations (hoping to finally get what I need to make prints from home) ko-fi.com/K3K6AVVJ/goa...
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Buy Sam a Coffee
Become a supporter of Sam today!
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halloween iii: season of the wolp @brettnyanderson.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't care what negative consequences happen to rapists or their apologists
The Norman Rockwell painting of the guy standing up and speaking that's become a meme
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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Gus & Echo @katskitties.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally playtime!!
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 23/09/2026
Strange things
Some might say that the huge prawn on his head is the strangest thing Butt Goblin's got going on today, but that would be an overshrimplification [Butt Goblin also is covered in yellow polka dots and is wearing a shirt that says “DID U KNOW IT’S UR BIRTHDAY?”
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 24/09/2026
The trampoline incident
Butt Goblin is having a great time on a trampoline. In this moment, his body has pancaked on the trampoline, which has caused his butt to project outwards violently. A young boy has been launched off the trampoline by the butt. Caption: Butt Goblin was banned from the local trampoline park after an incident in which at least seven children were injured
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 25/09/2026
Crime Scene
Petting Madam Spaghetti always leaves a perfect crime scene behind [Butt Goblin's hand has cat hair stuck to it. On the floor is the outline of a cat made of cat hair]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 28/09/2026
Thank the Lord!
[Woman]: I found my keys! [Butt Goblin]: Thank the lord! [Caption]: No one ever realizes Butt Goblin is talking about KALLIPYGORON, LORD OF BUTTS [Bonus panel]: KALLIPYGORON KNOWS WHERE YOUR KEYS ARE
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 29/09/2026
YouTube Shorts
Someone told Butt Goblin to check out YouTube Shorts, but he doesn't think they're his cup of tea [Butt Goblin looks in the mirror wearing a pair of red shorts with the YouTube logo on them]
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
little paws. little curled up paws
orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in
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