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Ryan O'Hara

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But ho hum. Here we are.

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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like to sit on my hands until they go numb, so it feels like someone else is wiping away my tears.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks
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the_beka @thebeka17.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Declassified photos of Stasi agents modeling undercover disguises.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 07/04/2026
hey man you can stay at mine if you like but just a heads up, it’s made out of boozy chocolate pudding mi casa, tiramisu casa
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
what did darth vader say about your george michael playlist? I find your lack of faith disturbing
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Nooo stop blowing up each other's oil. Instead let me blow it up slowly over time in tiny controlled bursts in my car.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Guy Richards Smit
Cartoon: a wine tasting. Two people one side of a trestle table and the person running the event on the other. He says to them: “Notes of vanilla!?? What are you!? A fucking idiot!?”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate
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Patrick Freyne @patrickfreyne.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Can't stop laughing at a story my friend told me yesterday about going to meet a work contact at the gates of Trinity. He went up to another waiting man and said "Are you Michael?" "Yes" "Will we go for a coffee?" "Sure." Over a coffee he realises it's not the Michael he's meant to be meeting.
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The boys of the NYPD choir should be out there catching real criminals.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I put together a ranked top 10 for 2025 because everybody's always like "unranked, it's a big list" and I gotta go the other way. My song of the year is "Heartthrob" by Indigo de Souza. It was a great year for music! Music is the best!
Blood Vulture, "Die Close"
  visionary neo-grunge, perfect album
Pool Kids, "Easier Said Than Done" 
   this is how it feels
Vernon Reid, "Hoodoo Telemetry"
   endlessly rewarding
Coroner, "Dissonance Theory"
   how do they still go this hard?
Maybe Happy Ending, Original Broadway Cast Recording
   dots all the i's 
Messa, "The Spin"
   melodic goth metal long game
Flock of Dimes, "The Life You Save"
    how long will you underrate her
Giant Claw, "Decadent Stress Chamber" 
    Ferraro with feeling & for the dance floor
Auri, "III - Candles and Beginnings" 
     if she sings on a record then that record makes the list
Gully Boys, s/t
     should be playing amphitheaters
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
More poetry, and James wasn’t the only boy with a passion for wood.
POEM OF THE DAY The me
The Carpenter,
As a boy I had a passion for wood, its utility and use I understood.
As an adult I carved my career, using various woods and strips of veneer.
With pine, oak, hickory or maple, I could make any table strong and stable.
For sport I'd make a cricket bat blade, I'd use willow, and all handmade.
I made pews for the local church, I fashioned them out of solid birch.
I chose cherry for the aisles and floor, and walnut was perfect for the entrance door.
My old tool box was made from bamboo, eco friendly, strong and true.
Now I'm retired with my chisels and things, I'm looking forward to what retirement brings.
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SimonRead @simonread.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The job search continues. I got work making toy pistols but got into an argument with the boss after I said it would be better to use super glue. He said I was wrong and sacked me for sticking to my guns.
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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Five on a Highlands Adventure
Enid Blyton illustration. "That's Nonce Castle," whispered George. "Uncle McQuentin said we must stay away from there."
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Not entirely sure if this is accurate.
Daily Telegraph: Sydney
Sweeney is the only woman
who could pull off Bond
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
My most popular cartoon by a long chalk is also oddly niche, in that it mostly appeals to a generation who remember the song it refers to and enjoy the nostalgia for their youth. I can draw one for you if you like. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
Cartoon: simple black and white line drawing. A couple in a living room. The man is sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper, head turned slightly towards his wife who is standing at the window, tugging at the curtain and saying "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behaviour".
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...
youtu.be
Bullseye - The cruel mistress that is the Prize Board
YouTube video by ChristinaLMartin
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I genuinely believe raincoats that are yellow are more waterproof and there’s no science to back that up
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Irish Literary Times @irishlittimes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
“The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said.” ―from ‘The End’ by Samuel Beckett
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Italian version of Taskmaster looks shit
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Brenda Gough @brendagough.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
"My mother said, “Don’t run – The army is after someone other than us. If you stay you’ll learn our enemy.” Then he came, the speaker. He stood in the square. He told us who to hate. I watched my mother’s face It's quiet. “That’s him,” she said." – William Stafford
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The only odd numbers that are okay are 1, 5, 9 and 25.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
If one of U2 had died late 1990s and then they'd broken up, we'd be speaking about them the same way we do about Led Zeppelin.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I used to go out with a woman called Jacqueline Hyde. God, the mood swings.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 05/07/2025
Perfect. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_...
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mission Statement (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO
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Bluesky, Barthie Burgers, Girls @drizzlers.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Greatest algorithmic diss of my life was Norbit topping the “For You” section on my Max acct for like a month straight.
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DerryNow @derrynow.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Derry sustainability expert named on ‘Power List’ of top environmentalists
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Derry sustainability expert named on ‘Power List’ of top environmentalists
A north west sustainability expert has been named one of the UK’s most impactful environmental leaders. Will Ennett was recognised on the prestigious ENDS Report Power List Top 100 for his work to reduce the telecommunications sector’s carbon footprint. The Derry-based consultant was one of just eig ---
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Coffee
A photo of a cup of black coffee on a saucer with a teaspoon. The photo is duplicated and in the second photo various Instagram filters have been applied so it looks heavily processed and unnatural. Under the first cup it says ‘Coffee’, under the second it says ‘Filter Coffee’.
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Mark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
George W Bush standing in front of a banner which says "ANGEBALL VINDICATED"
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lockjhill.bsky.social @lockjhill.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Happy National Roadie Day, to all who celebrate! When I was touring with my first band, one of our roadies was from Slovakia. We had a Czech one, too, Czech one, too
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
They’re making Cluedo harder and harder to solve these days.
A picture with the caption “Tom Cruise on top of the BFI IMAX in London”
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Calista Flockhart’s let herself go.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It can often be difficult to tell Sheep (right) and Goats (left) apart, but to the trained eye there's an obvious difference: While both commit Crimes, only Goats are aware that their actions are wrong, and are thus capable of Sin.
A wooly goat, its eyes invisible, two simple horns curling back from its headA ram in need of sheering, its eyes invisible, its horns curling beside its head.
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Kit de Waal @kitdewaal.com · 27/04/2025
Words To Live By Number 218
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'm always saying that there's nothing wrong with wild animals sticking to their true nature so to condemn this would be... hippo-critical
A South African man (pre going to drown town) rides a hippo (called Humphrey) like it's a pet. The headline above reads...

In 2005, a South African man, Marius Els, adopted a baby hippo after rescuing it from a river. 6 years later, after years of bonding between the two, the hippo dragged him into that same river and ate him.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Tower of Ding.
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Dr Anna Clark @drannaclark.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Death by Shakespeare Causes of 74 deaths in Shakespeare's plays #ShakespeareDay
Death by Shakespeare
Causes of 74 deaths in Shakespeare's plays
#ShakespeareDay
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carley81.bsky.social @carley81.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I voted for you but please don’t deport my wife. I’m special.
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
INTERVIEWER: If you could be any animal, what would it be? ME: A horse INTERVIEWER: Because you work intelligently and quickly? ME: No because I want a stable job
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
fucking hell what a marketing stunt
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Who Got The Assist? (Tom) @whogottheassist.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
decent week for me in #esfantasy Tripic 🙌🏻👑 up to 138 OR 👃🏻🩸 think I need a lie down 🫨
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Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Elizabeth Lazio Football
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Michael Leibel @michaelleibel.com · 21/04/2025
Is Henry Blodget ok
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Hodag Country @hodagcountry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
David Moyes is the Sean dyche of graham potters
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