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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Incredible that NBC News was able to figure out what he was saying since he was licking his own butthole at the time

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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The wire is my shit but why’s every Baltimore drug dealer in the show always bumping shit that’s like “you do not understand the lyrical laws of hip hop” super loud from their whip. Never felt right.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i'm not reading what that dumbass wrote

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Unfolding my iPhone to show you a Meta Glasses recording of my final divorce proceedings

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/09/2026

7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed. 8 a.m. I go to my corner bodega for a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese. On the way, I get mugged. 9 a.m. I get on the subway and immediately get murdered. buff.ly/puREmHa

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A Day in the Life of a New Yorker, According to My Fox News-Watching Florida Family Members

7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Every day you read two headlines, one like "Trump orders U.S. Aircraft Carrier to get him Chik-fil-a" and one like "Hakeem Jeffries: We Must Be Very Cautious in the Way We Consider Speaking About Methods of Bringing About Incremental Change to U.S. Tax Code"

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The cat, who does not live here, just came in, sniffed the overnight oats I’m eating and recoiled in exaggerated horror. I didn’t ASK you. Get a JOB

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Sick of my turtles kicking the shit out of me and eating all of my pizza

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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 14/07/2026

Telemundo just called David Beckham "Spice Boy"

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

OFFICIAL: Sen. Mitch McConnell's team has confirmed that he WILL be participating in the Home Run Derby during the MLB All-Star festivities.

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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

lmao

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The take away from the Fox broadcast is that the US won 2-3

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.

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Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in LA

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

so excited for white pride month [touches ear] huh

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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/05/2026

I guess what I’m saying is… we gotta expand abortion access Too many of yall making it to adulthood

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 01/05/2026

Gerrymandering white voting power out of existence is now legal.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

hey Siri play Noreaga Super Thug

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Democrats could win 2026 elections TODAY by saying “if they build it, in the first week of our majority we will blow it up.” Special nationwide lottery to win the chance to press the ‘blow that shit up’ button will pay for cleanup.

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/04/2026

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Flight attendant: is there a doctor onboard?? Jesus Christ: [raises his hand]

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

the "h" in jesus h christ stands for "healthcare professional"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Susan Collins shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause she tall as hell!

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

that’s it. i cannot support donald trump anymore

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

That’s Smee in the corner

famous music video with first mate schee in the corner

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/04/2026

Strip away the "economic anxiety" and "traditional values" and you're left with people voting for a monster because the monster promised to eat the people they believe must be eaten. The cruelty is not a side effect of their politics so much as the glue that holds their entire worldview together.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

hey I think it should be legal to set this place on fire

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Guess the US didn't love the military enough

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 18/03/2026

Very disrespectful of the Venezuelan players to look happy after a big play. You’re supposed to look pissed off

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

WHY THIS MATTERS: You no longer have health insurance.

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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Marvin Gaye singing "I Want You" at rehearsal

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

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piecesofeight mashups @piecesofeight.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Remember when they were bragging about the Dow hitting 50,000 lol

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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

kind of bummed trump isn't replacing noem with eric adams

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

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🦇 John Sununu is in the Epstein Files 🎃 @karenblackpilled.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

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