Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The cat, who does not live here, just came in, sniffed the overnight oats I’m eating and recoiled in exaggerated horror. I didn’t ASK you. Get a JOB 1776461
Kelly McMillan ❌👑 @kmcmillan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I must agree with the 🐈. But I’d eat sardines for breakfast so I suspect I’m in the minority. 😀 000
Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 04/08/2026You keep saying 'the cat does not live here,' it seems like 1290
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 04/08/2026have you seen a mouse in your house? where's the payment for services rendered? 140
billiecat @billiecat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Narrator voice: Despite Anna's denials, it was clear to everyone that the cat did, in fact, live there. Especially to the cat. 0330
Can forever @dagofwar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026My cat goes to eat at the neighbours. Their dog comes to eat here.🤣 030
pvbsky.bsky.social @pvbsky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026How the hell did my neighbors cat get all the way to your place? 020
💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I have a similar visitor who judges me HARD 2271
JCSouperstar 🌱 @storyheadjill.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I see you're developing quite an interesting frenemyship. 😂 030
Abstruse Disciplines @abstrusedis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026How can you eat such strange-smelling stuff in front of your cat who loves you (and lives there)? He's probably frightened for your health! 040
Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Imagine if your neighbor broke into your house daily to boo your food choices 101902
Coltrane, the dog @coltranethedog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026My cat, who does live here, demands to smell a banana nearly every day of her life. Every single time she is utterly disgusted. And yet... 1150
Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Anna. I have to be blunt: the cat does live there. 0131
Joel B @joelbrandhorst.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You probably will recognize many of the cat maneuvers described in this thread bsky.app/profile/nosc...No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽@noscoredraws.comHaving a good Father’s Day. Freed a pigeon from our living room earlier. Now there’s a cat in our bedroom. We don’t own a cat. 020
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