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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES

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Music journo/critic who wrote for every publication you used to read. CABBAGES is my hip-hop newsletter + rapper movie podcast. Subscribe for free: www.cabbageshiphop.com

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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 22h
The real "Limitless pill" is blood pressure medication
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Roz @rozmilner.bsky.social · 22h
All I know about bluey really is I see adults wearing knockoff shirts saying Bongo with the dad smoking weed
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 22h
A song with Quavo, A$AP Rocky, Tyler, The Creator & Pharrell Williams and it's the worst thing you heard in your life
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eggnog slut @deus01.bsky.social · 23h
Bloomberg with the working class content I need
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 23h
I went to a headphone company product launch event and all I got was blown away by the vulnerable artistry of Navy Blue (and a complimentary set of headphones). My latest for CABBAGES: www.cabbageshiphop.com/navy-blue-no...
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Nothing (R) Compares 2 U, Navy Blue
Adventures in audio tech, where the new product rollout is also an artist salon.
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Chris Sprigman @cjsprigman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Social shaming is a legitimate weapon against those who exercise enormous power irresponsibly and without accountability. John Roberts fits that description perfectly. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
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John Roberts Retreated to His Island. Supreme Court Critics Found Him.
After decades of potlucks and paddle-boarding on Maine’s midcoast, rising anger and protests have left the Supreme Court’s chief justice more isolated than ever.
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not saying this is the greatest house remix of all time but it is up there youtu.be/GEeim9Ty1Q4?...
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Sade - By Your Side (Ben Watt Lazy Dog Remix) [Audio]
YouTube video by SadeVEVO
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A TV show bold enough to ask the question, what if Sheldon was young
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mulholland Drive Monster Jumpscare
ALT: Mulholland Drive Monster Jumpscare
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Falling down a Krishnacore rabbit hole and here I am youtu.be/5yIoWxV3G5c?...
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Baby Gopal - Shiva
YouTube video by babygopalVEVO
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whoa dice.fm/event/q235ma...
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108, Soma Tickets | 17 Dec | Saint Vitus, New York | DICE
108 returns to Saint Vitus with SOMA
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know a lot of you have been waiting for me to weigh in. The wait, my friends, is officially over.
My picks for the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!; 30 Rock; The Shield; I Think You Should Leave; Legion; Smiling Friends; Barry; The Good Place; Joe Pera Talks With You; Sharp Objects
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The number of critics expressing an active distaste for Digger makes me so excited that I pre-purchased tickets for a late night opening weekend screening
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Marie Kondo: I Love Mess
ALT: Marie Kondo: I Love Mess
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trent holograms @steadynappin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just laughably wrong
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sensitive thugs, y'all need 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS
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A Jason Tabrys @jtabrys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you still crave baseball, here’s a playoff guide for displaced #Mets fans baseballweirdness.substack.com/p/the-bitter...
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The Bitter Mets Fans' Rooting Guide To The MLB Playoffs
If you’re not ready to quit baseball cold turkey, here’s a handy guide to who you might want to put your heart into for an October fling.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT! GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT!!
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've decided to cease production on the CABBAGES Hip-Hop Podcast, but there are two more episodes left to air. This is one of them, and it's a testament to the power of male friendship. Special guests: @blockheadnyc.bsky.social & Brian Ennals www.cabbageshiphop.com/podcast-rock...
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Podcast: 'Rocky III' With Blockhead & Brian Ennals
The rapper-producer duo behind 'Boatshoes' stops by the pod to discuss a peak male friendship parable.
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fetty P Franklin really rapped "I can show you how to cut that white girl like Charles Manson" youtu.be/6_X1qWsk7Mw?...
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THE MOB
YouTube video by Fetty P Franklin - Topic
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
$93 to watch the Geese guy's PTA-helmed movie at 11:45AM on a Friday morning www.filmlinc.org/nyff2026/fil...
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Cameron Winter at Carnegie Hall
Paul Thomas Anderson turns a revelatory, stripped-down set by Brooklyn’s own Cameron Winter into a smashing cinematic concert, shot on 16mm and 35mm with a perfect mix of intimate images of Winter and...
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Believe me when I say that country pop artists with the No. 1 song in America do not need you to defend them on Bluesky
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drop of a hat, these guys will rock ‘n roll.
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sitting on my couch, refreshing webpages with baseball scores, listening to Queens Of The Stone Age and T.Rex, reading non-politics articles in the NY Times
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And with that, the Mets season is over...
moe and lucius from the Simpsons, with lucius saying "you couldn't even give me one lousy win, Mets."
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
ANOTHER 2 HOURS
THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Grindr's Capitol Hill daddies presented by Anthropic
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dumb & Dumberer
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sad how the end of BV coincided with my Saturn's return to rock fandom www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/s...
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How BrooklynVegan Went From Indie Rock Blog to Ghost Site (Gift Article)
It started as an internet outpost for die-hard music fans. Then came success. Then came corporate ownership.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My thoughts after seeing NAZA, ICYMI:
thehandbasket.co
I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If we're going to get all up in arms over a country music song, can it at least be Shenandoah's "Two Dozen Roses" featuring Luke Combs
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love you 300, Francisco Lindor
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, we Mets fans had a rough season, but if the Phillies don’t make the postseason it’ll all be worth it
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeah it does, sure it does
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All the hard rock I love is at least 15 years old, I guess youtu.be/F1obEt5dmmo?...
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Torche - Kicking
YouTube video by Radial by The Orchard
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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 27/09/2026
There's this whole world of people who listen to only country and watch Young Sheldon spinoffs and they aren't on social media and I've never met them....
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All I need is just four, five more articles of fall/winter menswear and I will be personally fulfilled... okay, six.
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After spending all summer grudgingly sweating through t-shirts and shorts, I'm assessing the state of my fall wardrobe with a certain sense of horror
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got in trouble for playing the same two Grateful Dead albums every weekend
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 25/09/2026
Sebadoh’s 1996 album Harmacy is being reissued by @subpop.bsky.social The updated release will feature 16 bonus tracks, including alternate versions, rare B-sides, BBC radio sessions, and live material from the Harmacy era buff.ly/968zNEK
Black and white photograph of Sebadoh by Charles Peterson.
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Ramiel 🐇 comms OPEN @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They cancelled the CBGB Festival for this?!
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I reviewed the latest from RIO DA YUNG OG, a weaponized hip-hop amalgam of menace, comedy, and pathos. www.cabbageshiphop.com/rio-da-yung-...
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Some Pulp: Rio Da Yung Og's 'The World Is Yours'
The Flint rapper's Scarface-invoking album captures his hedonistic, post-carceral mindset.
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I watcha da movies
Resident Evil (4 stars), Bullet Train (4.5 stars), Die Hard (5 stars), Manhunter (3.5 stars)
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you liked Resident Evil, but you didn't go see Onslaught, maaaaaaan you fucked up
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Come to think of it, TV On The Radio's “Wolf Like Me” is a top 10 Rolling Stones song
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 22/09/2026
For my newsletter, Anxiety Shark, I wrote about my body being in pain, the body as a product of desire, and Wolf Like Me by TV On The Radio www.anxietyshark.ca/my-hearts-af...
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My Hearts aflame
My body hurts, only it’s not my body.
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly, at this point, I trust Zach Cregger with rebooting pretty much anything. Like, let this guy do a new 'Beau Is Afraid'
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who needs A.I. generated music when we already have this
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every few years I just need to re-listen to "Stairway To Heaven" and remember what it was like to be a pre-teen boy falling in love with rock n roll
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