iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

A cool part of living in the woods is that every 3-5 business days, I meet a new type of lil' guy that I have never seen before in my entire life.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/09/2026

I had a very polite visitor today.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/09/2026

This is moments after I informed her that she won the award for being the best girl with the most beautiful everything AND the award for being the prettiest princess in all of the land. She was quite delighted to accept her prizes (belly rubs and dog treats).

Roxi and Crockett's german shepherd cross in front of a fridge

Roxi and Crockett's dog getting chin rubs

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 09/09/2026

I wasn't allowed to open the fridge tonight to get snacks until I paid the belly rub tax and honestly, that is fine.

Roxi and Crockett's perfect dog and a bunch of random furniture in the background

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

[getting ready to do my little tasks]

a cat staring at a laptop with an annoyed expression

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 28/08/2026

We had an incredible find at the grocery store today.

Snoop Dogg Rap Snacks BBQ cheddar potato chips

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 14/08/2026

You never know for certain when your dog is trying to use mind control abilities on you so that you give them more biscuits but there are signs.

Roxi and Crockett's perfect angel dog who is on the couch on a blanket and pillow near a sock that she has modified on purpose

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 13/08/2026

Living with animals is incredible. I gave our dog one of her fancy poutine flavored biscuits earlier & she looked SO sad. Afterwards, I found out I was actually supposed to give her 3 biscuits since they are small. So I paid her the poutine biscuit tax I owed & will never make this mistake again.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/07/2026

I'm not saying she woke me up today by trying to stick her giant paw in my mouth but if that is what happened, it is fine.

Roxi and Crockett's perfect sweetie (German shepherd mix)

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/07/2026

The face of a perfect girl who definitely didn't climb onto the bed this morning, belly flop, demand pets and then slowly push me out of the bed onto the floor because she wanted to steal the space on the bed. She totally didn't do that. She is innocent.

Roxi and Crockett's wonderful perfect angel who is the best at being a dog

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/07/2026

to munch on various grasses.* Can't believe I'm out here making typos on social media in 2026. I think Hank would be okay with it though.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/07/2026

There is a gopher that lives outside nearby, visits often to much on various grasses and I am obsessed with him. I have named him Hank.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/07/2026

"Labubus are evil" Labubus are at the hair salon because they finally got a day off and have decided to treat themselves

pink labubu (mokoko) with long pink hair sitting on a chair surrounded by a tiny hair drier, hair comb and make up brush

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/07/2026

There is only one thing that Linda loves more than working a consistent 9 to 5 job at the real estate office & that is picking up after her large teenage sons Cornelius and Derek who leave their paper hats and clothing everywhere even though she has asked them repeatedly to pick up after themselves.

labubu with tan outfit (sweater/pants) and blonde wig

labubu with brown hair on a bicycle with an ice cream cone at the beach

labubu in a yellow rain coat with an umbrella in a blonde wig

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/07/2026

I know a lot of people have stopped paying attention to labubus which is fine but there is an important update: the newest ones have hair for some reason and look like hardworking divorced mothers from the 90s.

Tina, a hardworking divorce mother of 3 who spends her evenings as a blonde colored labubu with hair in a blue dress at the office laughing with her coworkers about how delicious donuts are. It's just her quirky sense of humor.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 14/07/2026

I genuinely had such a lovely birthday this year. Thank you all for the birthday wishes! 💜

A beautiful view of a small town and a lake

Cool antiques and a taxidermied raccoon doll

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 29/06/2026

Sorry that I haven't been online as much lately, I've been in my "going outside" era. 🌲 🌸 🌻

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 19/06/2026

I regret to inform everyone that moving into the woods with my husband and going outside more often has been as wonderful as I thought it would be. 💜

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 12/06/2026

This is the face of a dog who can bribe me for treats with socks that she has stolen whenever she wants

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 05/06/2026

Things have been so bleak lately in the world but honestly, just being around this dog has made me feel so much more optimistic about the future. She is always up to something hilarious and she is such a sweetie. Animals are amazing.

Four photos of a perfect dog who is definitely not trying to bribe Roxi for treats

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 03/06/2026

Haven't seen a raccoon yet but please accept a photo of this delightful princess who tackled us both awake at 6 AM this morning for snuggles

A perfect dog who has never done anything wrong in her entire life

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 03/06/2026

So, @crocketthoughton.com and I moved the other day into what is essentially my dream house and this is a glimpse of our new backyard. So, my life goal to move into the woods? ✅

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 04/05/2026

I'm not saying we were being followed by the sharks but...

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 04/05/2026

Bonus shark photo from yesterday with double the shark action 🦈

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 04/05/2026

A good reason to get married is so that you have someone to go look at sharks with whenever you are both like "We should go look at some freakin' sharks."

Roxi and Crockett wearing Flo Masks with a shark in a massive aquarium behind them

Fish and sea plants under water in an aquarium

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/04/2026

A cupcake tin elevates the middle

Volcano dipper pizza with slices pulled away to reveal cupcake tin underneath the creamy garlic volcano

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/04/2026

1) creamy garlic sauce is in the middle 2) a metal tin elevates the creamy garlic volcano underneath the pizza crust (like a cupcake tin) 3) the pizza slices rip out of the sides and the creamy garlic volcano remains whole until the end 4) it was delicious

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/04/2026

Yes! The pizza slices tear off and then you can dip them

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/04/2026

This might be one of the best decisions anyone has ever made.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/04/2026

Felt like I needed to add a sense of mystery and adventure to my life. Then I remembered we live in a world where I can order something called a "volcano dipper" from a pizza place and now my husband and I are waiting for this abomination to get delivered.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 12/04/2026

Most important breakfast of the day ✨

Roxi holding a can of monster energy zero ultra energy drink and a chocolate cupcake in front of her laptop

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 25/03/2026

"I'm just a number on a spreadsheet" okay, well, I'm like a piece of gum that you find near a 7-11 with a surprisingly rich backstory & all of the townsfolk know about the gum even though they keep debating what flavor it used to be but the guy at the 7-11 swears it was that weird soap flavored gum

raccoon wearing headphones looking cool as hell

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 25/03/2026

Our pizzas have been amazing lately tbh 🍕

Pizza with ham and onion on half, pepperoni and bacon on the other half

Pizza with jalapenos and pepperoni on half, bacon and onion with garlic cream sauce on other half and chicken bites

Tomato and bacon on half of pizza, bacon and onion with garlic cream sauce on other half

Greek pizza on one half, tomato and bacon on other half of pizza

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 01/02/2026

Amy!!!!! Those were literally the cookies I was buying because they were super discounted 😂😂😂

Roxi holding Tates Gluten Free Cookies in front of her laptop

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/01/2026

ME: [begrudgingly practicing self-care because I refuse to let the world harden me]

An opossum dipping a cookie in milk near more cookies and strawberries on a plate

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 24/12/2025

born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is

cat wearing glasses and bow tie at laptop

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/12/2025

Did @crocketthoughton.com and I find the perfect Christmas gnome? Yes. Did we place him so that he strategically guards the presents? Obviously. Am I keeping him out year round after this? Duh.

Large gnome with pink hat in front of presents and small tree, card says Grave Tidings We Bring with a small reaper on it holding a candy cane

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/12/2025

ME: [immediately after getting hired]

how do you do, fellow kids meme but it says how do you do, fellow employed people

image features Steve Buschemi wearing a red sweater and hat with a skateboard

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/12/2025

This is a general interest check as I am considering opening digital art commissions. 🎨 I like to paint spooky ladies and fantasy creatures (especially Neopets). Commissions would likely range from $30 USD-$60 USD on average depending on complexity, size, etc. 💜

goth chick with septum piercing, digital painting

art by @roxiqt

blonde girl, hole band inspired, flowers on both sides, halo above head, digital painting

art by @roxiqt

grey cybunny, Neopet digital painting

art by @roxiqt

faerie ixi, digital painting

art by @roxiqt

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 24/11/2025

Someone messaged me for a brand collab on Instagram and when I messaged them back, it was literally a bot. 🙃

screenshot of conversation

BOT ACCOUNT: Please, choose one of the options below so we can explain more about our offer 🤩

ROXI: There are benefits listed above but no options listed below.

BOT ACCOUNT: Please, choose one of the options below so we can explain more about our offer 🤩

ROXI: Oh, this is a bot, not a person.

BOT ACCOUNT: Please, choose one of the options below so we can explain more about our offer 🤩

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 21/11/2025

I long for the days that LiveJournal was good and I could simply wake up and click on a pixelated egg to feed it

drawing of Roxi's plushie gnorbu (a llama type creature) next to a tea cup on Neopets, the pets name has been hidden with text that says REDACTED

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/11/2025

I think this is a bit different because it's served in a bowl and clearly intended to be eaten that way like a hot hamburger type deal I could be wrong but I think OP is referring to stuff more like this

extremely tall burger having cheese sauce dumped on it with ribs and other side dishes in the background, woman standing behind, jeans visible

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