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A cool part of living in the woods is that every 3-5 business days, I meet a new type of lil' guy that I have never seen before in my entire life.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 6h

(after putting away the groceries) now for my next meal (eats all the snacks)

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/09/2026

right lol, I went outside and he just hopped in front of me like, dude, hello, welcome, pls feast on the many bugs in the area and enjoy your stay.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/09/2026

I had a very polite visitor today.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/09/2026

I spent the last three days looking for our pepper shaker, growing more and more convinced that someone broke into our house and stole it for giggles. I just found it, less than an inch from where it was supposed to be but sitting on top of the peanut butter.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/09/2026

Also interesting time of year for this type of thing to come out... right before cold and flu season 😔

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026

My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/05/2023

If you accidentally fall into the Kool-Aid Man, he starts swishing around like a laundry machine & swallows you whole.

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ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026

got a new phone and had to wait like four hours to get back on bluesky. did you guys know there’s grass outside

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/09/2026

This is moments after I informed her that she won the award for being the best girl with the most beautiful everything AND the award for being the prettiest princess in all of the land. She was quite delighted to accept her prizes (belly rubs and dog treats).

Roxi and Crockett's german shepherd cross in front of a fridge

Roxi and Crockett's dog getting chin rubs

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

[getting ready to do my little tasks]

a cat staring at a laptop with an annoyed expression

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a bear

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i don’t think it’s a coincidence that some comfort foods are very similar, for example: macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese, cheddar cheese. all have a similar orangish color in them

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

bath time

painting of a capybara in a flowery forest jumping into the river

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 12/09/2026

stronger than me but I needed the BTS oreos for my soul

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 11/09/2026

everyone did a great job today, with posting i mean. idk how you did at your actual jobs. i wasnt paying attention, but probably not good if i had to guess.

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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 09/09/2026

I wasn't allowed to open the fridge tonight to get snacks until I paid the belly rub tax and honestly, that is fine.

Roxi and Crockett's perfect dog and a bunch of random furniture in the background

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 10/09/2026

yeah this one also got me on my foot 😭

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 10/09/2026

It's never fun getting bitten by a mosquito and I get that but I was bitten by a mosquito while I was indoors today and I feel like that specific mosquito violated some kind of unspoken mosquito ethical code.

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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 09/09/2026

computer figure out how i can have a burger for lunch tomorrow. you should do a breakthrough.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 09/09/2026

I wasn't allowed to open the fridge tonight to get snacks until I paid the belly rub tax and honestly, that is fine.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

✨ Congratulations! You have been selected to log off for three days to go sharpen a knife with a whetstone and slice some tomatoes

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026

you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

why is it so relaxing for us lmao

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

THERAPIST: So, what do you do to relax? ME: I play a video game where I roleplay as a 911 dispatcher THERAPIST: [rapidly taking notes] oh ME: 10-4, copy, over and out

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

Found a spider today that looked like a daddy longlegs but slightly different. I hadn't seen it before so I googled it and the name for this new spider ended up being "granddaddy longlegs." Like, of course, that would be the name, why wouldn't it be? The universe is amazing.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

[getting ready to do my little tasks]

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Why would you read nonfiction. That stuff already happened, it doesn't matter anymore. Do you look up yesterday's weather before you go outside too

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

the sweater is actually amazing

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

thirty eight bluesky dogs and cats u should see

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 04/09/2026

one thing that's extremely important when you go to costco is to stop 4 feet from the entrance and get organized while several would be shoppers wait behind you. not a lot of people know this.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 04/09/2026

I might not be one of the most influential posters on Bluesky but I am the most likely to post about raccoons and eating lasagna in my shower so I have that going for me.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day. Today I was too tired to peel a mango

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