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Rob of the Sky

@robofthesky.bsky.social
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Some people are artists. Others are dog lovers. Some are even avid-readers. I am none of the things.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A.I. will never be him.
Micro Machines guy
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you've ever taken an art history class, you know that professors can spend an entire lecture deconstructing one famous painting. They'll do that someday with this photo. The smug look on Schmitt's face. Kennedy's helpful hand. And best of all, the aide -- face hidden, torso with red tie exposed.
February 3, 2024

J.P. Cooney: Hey man. Is 109 Row 1 reserved for Jack? J.P. Cooney: Damn. Thank you for saving- but we are good. Ask Harbach. Gavin Wallach: He is already down here. Thanks.

February 2, 2024

Fani Willis acknowledges personal AILA RENA
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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McDaragh @mcdaragh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To be fair "pretend not to speak English" is a common response from human women when Piers Morgan talks at them.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This was a nice series of push notifications this morning. Basically says everything about the state of American media.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time for some positive news …
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s arizover
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don’t know this seems rigged
The most influential Bluesky thing but it’s Gabbo’s promotional blitz from The Simpsons
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, that explains the inflation!!!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rutgers invented college football in 1869 and has spent the last 160 years regretting the decision
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess we have the answer to the “who could possibly say anything bad about Dolly” question and it’s exactly who you’d think
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it’s never been about protecting women’s sports.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The kids these days will hardly believe this, but a mere decade ago, we had a presidential election in which effectively the only issue on the table was the security of communications at the highest level of government.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/08/2026
When I'm delicately explaining the condition of the dead goldfish
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
im a small government conservative and i want the presidents secret police force to have lightning gloves
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 12/08/2026
everyone approximately my age has vivid memories of having an accidental PORN POP-UP AD explosion strike at the exact moment a teacher or a family member walks into the room.
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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If The Simpsons took place today, their house would be worth four hundred million dollars. Homer's income adjusted for inflation would be one billion dollars per second; the pink car would be so valuable, only the Sultan of Brunei could possess it. Every person in 1987 had this
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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One way you can tell trans women are really women is that Stephen A Smith treats them like shit
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There is a deranged looking man covered in blood, holding a bloody sack and breathing heavily. Two other men pass by. One says "hey man, we're gonna call 911." The bloodied man says "steamed hams." The man who was about to call the police says "oh shit. you know The Simpsons? Never mind. you're cool."
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Missouri elections be like: Hitler (R) 79% - Christ (D) 21% And then the ballot initiative: Amend the Missouri constitution to require the state to own the means of production and work towards full communism? Yes 92% - No 8%
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/07/2026
It's generally accepted on here that transphobia is a big, flashing warning light about someone who's about to go down a right wing rabbit hole, and I think after this week we should probably consider "still mad about Dr. Fauci" in a similar way
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/07/2026
Nobody asked for this
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 30/07/2026
This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 26/07/2026
A rare perfect match of product and spokesperson
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The 8.5 games in which LeBron and Embiid play together this year are going to be absolutely electric
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/07/2026
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
a taco bell flag in the design of the american flag w the stupid thin blue line version except the stars are the taco bell bell and the stripes are purple and white a la taco bell colors and a blue line that is the color of baja blast
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pretty wild that Taco Bell identified the source of the outbreak before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 21/07/2026
Ooh I know this one. It's by BANNING THE PERVERT GLASSES
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Cancel the damn dinner.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I stopped short of marrying Salma Hayek.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This isn’t vandalism, it’s art – and reminds me I must watch They Live again
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i had no idea this would become so literal
tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"
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Rosie Amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @comicsamy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Internet chuds: "Christopher Nolan is disgracing Homer! He wouldn't stand for this if he was alive today!" Homer, if he was alive today: "mmm, donuts"
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