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Rob of the Sky

@robofthesky.bsky.social
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Some people are artists. Others are dog lovers. Some are even avid-readers. I am none of the things.

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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 6h
Spumoni. It's hard to find outside of The Old Spaghetti Factory, which I do not live near anymore.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 6h
Make sure the juice is clear and yellow. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town and would not be able to dump apple juice on the rack.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 12h
this seems like a good idea why has nobody tried it yet
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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The Simpsons: Hollywood Medical College
Alt: The Simpsons: Hollywood Medical College
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trust the Process didn't work out too well for the Sixers...
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Holding out for a hero!
Alt: Holding out for a hero!
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did grok hide it?
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I too have never brushed my teeth at the same time as the person I'm dating. Or at all.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Wyoming Cowboys Josiah Hall's Dance Moves
Alt: Wyoming Cowboys Josiah Hall's Dance Moves
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A.I. will never be him.
Micro Machines guy
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We left Kevin at home, and he's only 23!
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now Homer can't fantasize about her. At least he still has Paul Newman.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We just need 1 more percent disapproval...
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You don't get it. The food contained potassium benzoate!
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I couldn't image marching with those, and I marched with the big bass drum in highschool.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This commercial lives rent free in my mind.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Their mascot could be a meatball. It'd look something like this:
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Meatwad with Football - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Alt: Meatwad with Football - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think his mind is no longer in mint condition.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you've ever taken an art history class, you know that professors can spend an entire lecture deconstructing one famous painting. They'll do that someday with this photo. The smug look on Schmitt's face. Kennedy's helpful hand. And best of all, the aide -- face hidden, torso with red tie exposed.
February 3, 2024

J.P. Cooney: Hey man. Is 109 Row 1 reserved for Jack? J.P. Cooney: Damn. Thank you for saving- but we are good. Ask Harbach. Gavin Wallach: He is already down here. Thanks.

February 2, 2024

Fani Willis acknowledges personal AILA RENA
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm surprised they haven't brought it back as part of their partnership with the Savannah Bananas.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd go with a trebuchet, at least they'd get one final flight.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's right, I did the Iggy.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder what would happen if you combine the Atlanta Hawks logo with the Iowa Hawkeyes colors...
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Classic Pac Man Pixel Art
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, the Hawkeye logo is a hawk. I would see how this would be confused with the Atlanta Hawks, expect for the fact that the Hawks logo is Pac-Man eating a power pellet.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do the kids from the Trix commercials count? There's no reason why they couldn't share their cereal with the rabbit.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I ended up with 911. I think I'm cursed.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Zelda Ocarina of Time Owl: Did you get all that?
Alt: Zelda Ocarina of Time Owl: Did you get all that?
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see what my problem was. I walked in with a sack that was labeled BRIBE $ and they told me to fuck off.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cup pepperoni is the best pepperoni.
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McDaragh @mcdaragh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To be fair "pretend not to speak English" is a common response from human women when Piers Morgan talks at them.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This was a nice series of push notifications this morning. Basically says everything about the state of American media.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time for some positive news …
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My not involved in politics tshirt is raising a lot of questions that the shirt already answers.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s arizover
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wyoming!
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Homer Simpson Crying
Alt: Homer Simpson Crying
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We used to be a proper country.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think the elites are spineless, as that would imply that they wanted to fight to begin with. Instead, the elites all love Trump and will do anything to make sure he succeeds.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait, they did? Did it make the news? I don't remember seeing any news about it.
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Little of column A, little of column B.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What if there's a balk in OT?
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Duck Season Rabbit Season
Alt: Duck Season Rabbit Season
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Creepy Barney Dinosaur Laugh
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