Reposted by Tempus FuckitPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If an internationally-wanted war criminal (whose forces have killed Americans) comes to US soil, attacks Americans (including the mayor of the largest city), and then says "Remember the beepers" in reference to a terrorist attack he committed — how can that be taken as anything other than a threat? 301965574
Reposted by Tempus FuckitMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That's not possible. In 2025, the smartest person in history took complete control of federal government IT and his "DOGE" modernized and secured everything. Right? Surely that wasn't just a data heist by a billionaire white nationalist and a bunch of 20-year-old freaks from neo-Nazi chatrooms?nytimes.comHackers Say They Stole Thousands of Sensitive F.B.I. Personnel RecordsThe compromise, if confirmed, would be the latest in a string of cybersecurity failures at the F.B.I., which said it was investigating the matter. 10864223
Reposted by Tempus FuckitClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138793687
Reposted by Tempus FuckitAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026"Trump’s personal imposition of his taste is a different story than that of the administration’s overall totalitarian aesthetic, which can best be described perhaps as 'free tier AI image generator with the white supremacist dial turned to 11.'"publicnotice.coTotalitarian artThe Hitler comparisons are sometimes overdone. But not here. 501264282
Reposted by Tempus Fuckitderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026how it feels to be canadian 322058169
Reposted by Tempus Fuckite.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/09/2026gritty Revenge Of The Nerds reboot where they do racism and nonconsensual porn instead of *checks notes* hold up 1055648
Reposted by Tempus FuckitBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026She adds, "But Republicans have made it a big attack on you," which is a telling statement. Stated simply: We don't find it newsworthy either, but it's our job to use talking points from one side and parrot them back to the other side. If not, we'll be accused of bias. (Also, my boss is Bari Weiss) 844253862
Reposted by Tempus FuckitWaldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 11/09/2026Here’s how the New York Times describes this moment in their coverage: 1082733836
Reposted by Tempus FuckitAlex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People are saying wild stuff about Locks of Love. 012027
Reposted by Tempus FuckitChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.” 12561121622
Reposted by Tempus FuckitMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day. 3645831157
Reposted by Tempus FuckitFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Vance: I'm trying to focus on doing as much of God's work as possible. And if that leads to the end times, okay 389694221
Reposted by Tempus FuckitRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying 162964741
Reposted by Tempus FuckitJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894511287
Reposted by Tempus FuckitScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I do not think certain liberal pockets have the stomach for even half of what an effective Truth and Reconciliation process would look like 1192676324
Reposted by Tempus Fuckitdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026this is such a common and yet incredible quote: "right now we are focused on november 3rd, not january 3rd" -hakeem jeffries on meet the press just to translate: "we are focusing on getting elected, we have no idea what we would do once elected" 24106072
Reposted by Tempus FuckitJudd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 13/08/20261. Mitch McConnell suffered a fall on June 14 and has not been in the Senate for two months. But he's continued to get paid his salary of 174K/year. Since he entered the Senate in 1985, McConnell has voted against creating or expanding medical leave — paid and unpaid — at least 23 times. 24584213879
Reposted by Tempus FuckitBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Poll results vs. how poll results are presented in the Wall Street Journal. 25189141760
Reposted by Tempus FuckitRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 13/08/2026Puerto Rico is rationing water. 623183
Reposted by Tempus Fuckit(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Food has always looked like this, to those of us Who are Aware. Sorry to those who are just now Waking Up. 2840854
Reposted by Tempus Fuckitandy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment 3561671275
Reposted by Tempus FuckitPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026BREAKING: An 82-year-old American has been left bleeding from his head after Israeli soldiers flashbanged him in the village of Turmusayya, in the West Bank. Soldiers then confiscated bystander phones and deleted footage of the incident. Trump just welcomed Netanyahu for the eighth time. 14453216
Tempus Fuckit @rjpdx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comPolice Officer Grand SaluteALT: Police Officer Grand Salute 000
Reposted by Tempus FuckitBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Look, I don't know much about this issue, but according to the media I consume which is carefully engineered to piss me off, 112166291
Reposted by Tempus Fuckitbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 31/07/2026everyone seems like they’re in a great mood 2515
Reposted by Tempus Fuckitaustin @bainard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Being online exposes you to specific types of people that if you explained them to a regular person they would say you were insane. For instance, the person who murdered David Halberstam by driving the car they were in into oncoming traffic is now a pro-car, anti-transit podcaster in San Francisco. 0283
Reposted by Tempus Fuckitceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that 203194893985
Reposted by Tempus FuckitMichael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Polls show there are people who approve of this presidential job performance 44996162
Reposted by Tempus Fuckitceej @ceej.online · 22/07/2026“it should be illegal to buy sandwich meat” 411937308
Reposted by Tempus FuckitThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956… 7162571709
Reposted by Tempus FuckitTom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Two weeks ago today, after Nasdaq willingly rigged the rules, somewhere btw $7-10 bil of passive money was forced to buy SpaceX at $160.42 Today, 10 trading days later, it closed at $119.85 It’s an unprecedented forced loss (at least $2b) for passive investors and our financial media is 🦗 712821960
Reposted by Tempus FuckitJoe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week theonion.com/u-s-suffers-...theonion.comU.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week 1158978
Reposted by Tempus FuckitAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/07/2026Trump: "They did nawt NOT want and they just didn't want it" 113790113
Reposted by Tempus FuckitThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026TRUMP ON HIS POINTLESS WAR: “We’re making a lot of money. The defense companies are doing great.”🤔 Unreal. There you have it, folks. 21623561054
Reposted by Tempus FuckitBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026[sniffling] freakin go birds 727349
Reposted by Tempus FuckitThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us. 155188824440
Reposted by Tempus FuckitDavid Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT. 23794261800
Reposted by Tempus FuckitCasey bo basey fe fi fo facey, Casey @cellyestelly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Oh, you think it's funny that he literally shit himself to death? That he rose up like a pebble atop a geyser of his own refuse and broke his neck on his ceiling? That his family had to see the man dressed in his own stew like an undercooked buffalo wild wings boneless wing in 'Caribbean Jerk' dress 757078
Reposted by Tempus FuckitFight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If your boss offers you a 3% raise, they’re effectively giving you a pay cut. Standard 3% was never enough to begin with but when inflation is over 4%, corpo’s standards are out of touch with reality. Anything less is a straight up slap in the face. 212935
Reposted by Tempus FuckitLeah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026HE'S JUST SAYING IT OUT LOUD 691880473
Reposted by Tempus FuckitPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The Left(s) should get onboard with a massive expansion of public libraries across the country over the next 25 years. This is an affirmative project. 283285738
Reposted by Tempus FuckitCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026new metaphor just dropped 1137285138732
Reposted by Tempus FuckitTwinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Happy Fourth of July! 17419
Reposted by Tempus FuckitA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026In my opinion hardwood Democrats who don't want to be replaced shouldn't have sucked shit for so long without listening to everyone screaming at them about it. We need to see so many of them replaced in so many primaries. Every time it happens is cause for hope and should cheer people everywhere. 181875361
Reposted by Tempus FuckitTechnical Fy-el @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026They found Popeyes. 😭 1142076499
Reposted by Tempus FuckitHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243405590
Reposted by Tempus FuckitBrooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This deafening whining from establishment politicians is exactly how they stamped out any meaningful generational change for the last 30 years at least, don't fall for it again 281564381
Reposted by Tempus FuckitAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/06/2026checking in on the guy with the nuclear codes 7033581992
Reposted by Tempus FuckitPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u... 1249145962755