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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If an internationally-wanted war criminal (whose forces have killed Americans) comes to US soil, attacks Americans (including the mayor of the largest city), and then says "Remember the beepers" in reference to a terrorist attack he committed — how can that be taken as anything other than a threat?
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's not possible. In 2025, the smartest person in history took complete control of federal government IT and his "DOGE" modernized and secured everything. Right? Surely that wasn't just a data heist by a billionaire white nationalist and a bunch of 20-year-old freaks from neo-Nazi chatrooms?
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Hackers Say They Stole Thousands of Sensitive F.B.I. Personnel Records
The compromise, if confirmed, would be the latest in a string of cybersecurity failures at the F.B.I., which said it was investigating the matter.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
"Trump’s personal imposition of his taste is a different story than that of the administration’s overall totalitarian aesthetic, which can best be described perhaps as 'free tier AI image generator with the white supremacist dial turned to 11.'"
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Totalitarian art
The Hitler comparisons are sometimes overdone. But not here.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
how it feels to be canadian
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/09/2026
gritty Revenge Of The Nerds reboot where they do racism and nonconsensual porn instead of *checks notes* hold up
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She adds, "But Republicans have made it a big attack on you," which is a telling statement. Stated simply: We don't find it newsworthy either, but it's our job to use talking points from one side and parrot them back to the other side. If not, we'll be accused of bias. (Also, my boss is Bari Weiss)
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 11/09/2026
Here’s how the New York Times describes this moment in their coverage:
At one point Mr. Trump asked attendees to raise their right hands and pledge to him that he would vote with their family and friends.
Dutifully, they did.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People are saying wild stuff about Locks of Love.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Vance: I'm trying to focus on doing as much of God's work as possible. And if that leads to the end times, okay
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I do not think certain liberal pockets have the stomach for even half of what an effective Truth and Reconciliation process would look like
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
this is such a common and yet incredible quote: "right now we are focused on november 3rd, not january 3rd" -hakeem jeffries on meet the press just to translate: "we are focusing on getting elected, we have no idea what we would do once elected"
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
1. Mitch McConnell suffered a fall on June 14 and has not been in the Senate for two months. But he's continued to get paid his salary of 174K/year. Since he entered the Senate in 1985, McConnell has voted against creating or expanding medical leave — paid and unpaid — at least 23 times.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Poll results vs. how poll results are presented in the Wall Street Journal.
Zohran with a 69% approval to 24% approval, highest favorably for a New York Mayor since LaGuardia announced the free candy and handjobs for all program.WSJ: Mamdani’s Honeymoon With New York is Over
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 13/08/2026
Puerto Rico is rationing water.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Food has always looked like this, to those of us Who are Aware. Sorry to those who are just now Waking Up.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BREAKING: An 82-year-old American has been left bleeding from his head after Israeli soldiers flashbanged him in the village of Turmusayya, in the West Bank. Soldiers then confiscated bystander phones and deleted footage of the incident. Trump just welcomed Netanyahu for the eighth time.
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Tempus Fuckit @rjpdx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Police Officer Grand Salute
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Look, I don't know much about this issue, but according to the media I consume which is carefully engineered to piss me off,
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
everyone seems like they’re in a great mood
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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Being online exposes you to specific types of people that if you explained them to a regular person they would say you were insane. For instance, the person who murdered David Halberstam by driving the car they were in into oncoming traffic is now a pro-car, anti-transit podcaster in San Francisco.
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Polls show there are people who approve of this presidential job performance
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/07/2026
“it should be illegal to buy sandwich meat”
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com
OpenAl and Anthropic executives are sounding the alarm about the rise of cheap Al, particularly powerful new models produced in China, suggesting they will lead to a "dystopian" Al future and present unacceptable security risks without regulation.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Two weeks ago today, after Nasdaq willingly rigged the rules, somewhere btw $7-10 bil of passive money was forced to buy SpaceX at $160.42 Today, 10 trading days later, it closed at $119.85 It’s an unprecedented forced loss (at least $2b) for passive investors and our financial media is 🦗
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week theonion.com/u-s-suffers-...
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U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/07/2026
Trump: "They did nawt NOT want and they just didn't want it"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
TRUMP ON HIS POINTLESS WAR: “We’re making a lot of money. The defense companies are doing great.”🤔 Unreal. There you have it, folks.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
[sniffling] freakin go birds
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
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Casey bo basey fe fi fo facey, Casey @cellyestelly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh, you think it's funny that he literally shit himself to death? That he rose up like a pebble atop a geyser of his own refuse and broke his neck on his ceiling? That his family had to see the man dressed in his own stew like an undercooked buffalo wild wings boneless wing in 'Caribbean Jerk' dress
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If your boss offers you a 3% raise, they’re effectively giving you a pay cut. Standard 3% was never enough to begin with but when inflation is over 4%, corpo’s standards are out of touch with reality. Anything less is a straight up slap in the face.
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
HE'S JUST SAYING IT OUT LOUD
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Left(s) should get onboard with a massive expansion of public libraries across the country over the next 25 years. This is an affirmative project.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Fourth of July!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In my opinion hardwood Democrats who don't want to be replaced shouldn't have sucked shit for so long without listening to everyone screaming at them about it. We need to see so many of them replaced in so many primaries. Every time it happens is cause for hope and should cheer people everywhere.
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Technical Fy-el @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They found Popeyes. 😭
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This deafening whining from establishment politicians is exactly how they stamped out any meaningful generational change for the last 30 years at least, don't fall for it again
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/06/2026
checking in on the guy with the nuclear codes
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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