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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 20h

I was trying to figure out how I managed to play so much Oregon Trail without ever learning a single thing about the event and I think I got there? Maybe? I have a theory at least. mailchi.mp/429ceccb868d...

A picture from the Oregon Trail after you finish the game and make it to Oregon. It's beautiful and yet somehow contains nothing of why a person would go to Oregon, what they found when they got there, and who owned the land they were wagoning through the whole time.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Live shows coming up in Washington, DC, Seattle, and Boise

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It feels like illegal collusion the way all insurance companies decided to make excruciatingly unfunny commercials at the same time.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Huge news out of the premier league. If Man City had any fans I'd say you should reach out and check on them.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That’s not how elevator escape hatches work

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The one thing Flock cameras are best at is showing how many police officers are creepos

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Australian toilets don’t spin backwards

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Unfun facts: the worst Nobel prizes

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Soccer announcer just said "thou shalt not pass" which is an amazing mashup. From that famous scene where Jesus faced down the balrog I guess.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm just glad Mitch McConnell isn't alive to see all these jokes about him

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What do the different expiration dates mean?

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Unfun fact: Cruise ships have morgues

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Okay wait so in the Emperor's New Clothes he believes smart people see the fancy suit but stupid people see right through it so he went outside believing that all his dumbest subjects were about to see his whole dick and balls and that was fine.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Not calling these ghost pumpkins is a shocking miss.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I was curious what the number on my shoe size represented and it turns out we measure shoes barley because people are very silly. If that doesn't sound like I could write a 600+ word newsletter about that then think again! us2.campaign-archive.com?u=26c4221dde...

A picture of barley, a measure of foot size for some reason.

A foot-measuring Brannock device. This sheds no light on the barley situation.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People are saying wild stuff about Locks of Love.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Another surprisingly good question from dummies to ask.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A sneeze isn’t 1/8 of an organism.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

3 things that are actually getting better

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This is way too much spoo and not enough ork

A fancy spork that's mostly spoon with just the tiniest little fork bits at the end

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The secretary bird is f-ing ridiculous.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What really happened to Goldilocks

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The hardest part about marriage is when your partner has to work in-office and you learn something weird about otters and have to wait until they come home to tell them.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Sneakerhead Hemmingway: For sale. Baby shoes. Deadstock.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A box grater has two good sides and then two that are complete filler.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Mini Unlearning 18: participation trophies, brown eggs, & cran juice

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Unfun Facts 30: love songs, alphabetical order, and truffle oil

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I hit 1 million subs, why am I conflicted?

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Conspiracies sometimes start with good questions

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The cost of AI you’re paying right now

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Windows loves to be like "you have new options for what happens when you insert memory cards" and then it's the exact same two options it's been for 10 years.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Unlearning: we use way more than 10% of our brains

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

How much does it cost to sponsor a park bench? I want one to say "Alex Falcone was killed by this bench."

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'll never be a ghost. I've got no unfinished business now, and once I'm dead everything is somebody else's business now.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

That’s not how tumbleweeds work

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This fall I'm taking my silly blend of fun facts and jokes on the road. If you like what I do online but wish it was longer and there was a person to order french fries from, you'll love this. alexfalcone.ninja

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

TV show idea: a reverse Wrexham. I get put in charge of a huge soccer team like Man City or Arsenal and through a charming documentary series I see how many times I can get them relegated.

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