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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 2h
Sex with United Nation...
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 12h
So, who wants a Mordheim inspired game from the guy who wrote the rules for Warcry, Games Workshop’s best wargame for years? Because that’s what you can get* if you click this link. * well, the beta rules at any rate.
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Black Death City
Black Death City: miniatures-agnostic narrative skirmish game of dark fantasy and gothic horror.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 11h
I think the most beautiful thing you can do for a man is move into his house and raise his kids and usurp his marital bed. Don't cry, friend. I took these burdens from you, brother. I left a list of all the local stores that sell warhammer minis in your bike pouch. Go be free.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 11h
Women have incredible stat scaling with self-actualization tools.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 12h
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 23h
This little guy's name is David Tomogatchi. He works at the same firm as me, but if I don't feed him every six hours, he could die.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 23h
[Whispering in your ear] must fuck you up, your wife in there, unconscious, while the surgeon is putting his hand inside her. Touching on her organs and shit.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 23h
Dentist better stop putting that weird little mirror in my mouth. What the hell is in there that you need to see so bad?
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 23h
Well well well
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dont talk to me about who Candace Owen's has sex with. Not something anyone needs to know.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 30/09/2026
PODCAST CO-HOST: so the blood was *inside* the murder victim PODCAST HOST: well... not exactly. because now it's outside PODCAST CO-HOST: no wonder the police never solved this
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Edgar Allen Poe's Assassin's Creed
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Michael Van Vleet (he/him) @signalstation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This video provides one experience when on mute and another when sound is on. A hypeman is a wonderful thing, but choose carefully. [h/t @munkao.bsky.social]
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dungeon Crawler Carl is Twilight for men, which, frankly, should be humiliating for any man.
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, this is a fridge, which, with the addition of a human skull and a set of scales laden with florins and guilders, might remind the idle snacker that amid the shady boughs of Nature's bounty gleams Temptation like a baleful lure to bring all Men to their ultimate and eternal Ruin.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is definitely skewed by my own kids' age but I do think a ton of the fucked up parent-child relationships I see or read about are pretty much all the parent's inability to reckon with their kid not really being "their" kid anymore. Gotta find some other way to love them.
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doing bad jesse ventura impression at dinner @wagyuhotdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moe Be Dick? He sure is one to curly and Larry
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[An extremely handsome woman to her equally comely friend, at Church] seest you his leg or... lack thereof? I have it on good authority it was taken by a *sperm* whale [giggling] [Me, Ahab, through gritted teeth] I am going to fucking kill Moby Dick
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably, my biggest white whale is Moby Dick, thr whale that took my leg.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Youngest kid came home from the park with bulging pockets:
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Big news
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ma'am, just trying to wash my clothes
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you gotta remember that most of what makes kai ryssdol's show enjoyable (insofar as it is), is that most of it is people who are not kai ryssdol talking.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Somewhere I have a letter from Pearson Longman Group or whatever they're called now that reads, "please stop calling and writing us, we simply do not know who did the cover art for this one."
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't care that you broke your elbow
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sending my love to all my friends in new england right now
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Saruman Casting Weather Spell
ALT: Saruman Casting Weather Spell
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah so me and my friends have been doing a lot of wuxia lately.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Circulating a "best of" list with checkboxes for "seen it" and "want to see it" speaks to a deep spiritual rot
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mike Mignola: next. Next. I already did this guy. Next.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hmm
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your honor, may I approach the bench? No, may I, no because [whispering really loudly] no, because, ok, that guy, yeah the attorney general, he said he was gonna make me eat a turd and drink booger soup
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And look who it is, Captain of the Boner Patrol
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry, puriteens, I'm going to see the Elizabeth Holmes movie and only look at the bush.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A kid I was in first grade with told everyone that his cat was who Garfield was based on and I just felt nothing but for contempt for him. He is a father now and I wonder if his children know he is a liar.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Me] it's done for me, doc Im a goner. [Doctor] its my lucky day [Me] Jesus is calling me home [Doctor] I can't wait to sign your death certificate. See I got one set up already. Gonna frame it up. [Me] bury me under a willow tree. [Doctor] id feed you to my dog if it wouldn't make him sick
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 24/09/2026
I’m gonna be honest, when we recovered Great Auk soft tissue from the site I was working on, there was a part of me that was like “could we rehydrate that…”
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My favorite Jensen Huang anecdote is that he likes to takes people's wallets, look through them and tell them they're poor.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember thinking I both dragged this out and half-assed it. Seems an odd way to think about producing 63 hours of heavily researched close reading in 4 months during what was, for unrelated reasons, a truly miserable summer. Anyway, people liked the Climbers one www.patreon.com/SFULTRA/post...
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Explanatory Collapse #12 - Climbers/Fawcett On Rock | SFULTRA
"Nothing gives you confidence like technique. But to do what?... Go where no one has ever been before. Find find out what it's like to be th
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Has the Booker shortlist piqued your interest in M John Harrison? If so, do NOT listen to Explanatory Collapse, a podcast covering the entirety of his published work in chronological order. It's over 63 hours long, it's just one guy and he seems to view the project as a means of self-flagellation
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The last Dodo probably tasted so good.
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"One for The City, two for The Hive, three for The Jelly that keeps us alive, four for The Mayor, five for The Queen, Six for The Hand that remains unseen, Seven for The Cell, 8 for The Wall, and nine for The Gate that guards us all." -Bee Rhyme
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Hellraiser game demo just makes me miss the Condemned games, sadly.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Steam forum post:
Hentai is Hentai. Lewd pictures are considered ecchi, not hentai. Thus, this is not a hentai game. It's ecchi. Just because you learned about anime 6 months ago and use stupid tourist tterms like "gooner" doesn't change that.
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the United States, going to the store wrong is considered very disrespectful.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This post was liked by Guy_Spitting_On_Produce_at_Kroger
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