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i’m an herbalist and a healer. allow me to tend to your wounds with this poultice recipe passed down from several generations of 1.8 GPAs

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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 16h

The bosses have made it perfectly clear what they expect out of AI and what they want to get out of it and yet there are still people on 'the left' who think we can use it for good

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 17h

A nationwide ban on Greek life at American universities is a compromise position at this point.

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Sophie Bee @pogform.bsky.social · 18h

Baseball. The beautiful game. The sport of kings. Some call it “ball chess.”

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 21h

SENATOR: So you are saying in the night in question you were not playing Mortal Kombat II? WITNESS: No. SENATOR: And yet we have text messages saying "Here's Sub Zero. Now Plain Zero." Explain that. WITNESS: I was watching the Running Man and referring to when Professor Sub Zero was strangled

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 23h

it's neat that every time i wonder to myself why exactly i hate atlanta's baseball team so much the camera cuts to some group of bumpkins doing the chop

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026

tom cruise should make a movie about the women in his life who either have been missing for nearly twenty years or who had to enact elaborate schemes to escape their relationship with him. that would probably bring back Cinema or whatever

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

picks: phillies white sox yanks padres

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Free childcare is for "elites" the same way they said student loan forgiveness was only going to benefit "elites."

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Leaving Veronica Burton off the all-WNBA teams is absolutely gnarly work.

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the john cena matchbox movie should just be him and a bunch of replica Hilux trucks

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

donald trump has begun the fourth stage of the caretaker challenge

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who is giving Rahm Emanuel a dime in 2026? Being Obama's hatchet man was worth something a decade ago, but Emanuel decided that being the American Malcolm Tucker wasn't enough. If he's not savvy enough to understand that big-city mayor is a dead-end gig, not for anyone with ambition, that's on him.

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

good flying birds have four tambourines. pretty good.

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i dunno if i’ve hated a coach of a team i root for (non-fitz division) this much since dick lebeau.

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

zac taylor will never have visited upon him what he deserves

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

you can catch the ball with your dick. there's nothing in the rules that says you can't.

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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’ve been moved nearly to tears by the love and support and good vibes at Windy Pop Weekender. It feels like the best day of my life and I get to do it again tomorrow.

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

john buddy i have some questions

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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m on a marquee!!!

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.

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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 26/09/2026

2026. Week 4. Indiana.

Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Northwestern quarterback Aidan Chiles.

The headline, unchanged, says: "When I want to feel loved, I just go to a hardware store."

The subhed, slightly modified, says: "All I wanted is someone to help me get good at quarterbacking without treating me with contempt. Thank goodness for those small, independent coordinators – they nail it every time."

The picture in the article has been replaced with a photograph of Chip Kelly standing in an empty football stadium, wearing a hard hat.

The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Shops and Shopping" and is dated Fri 25 Sep 2026 20.00 EDT.

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

this was the kind of dancing that radicalised Sayyid Qutb against America btw. It's all about the long game

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

we'll always have basketball

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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if fox is gonna play mellencamp for indiana then they should also play big black for northwestern

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

maybe don't have your star slot receiver lead-block for you on a goal-line run for 2.

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the best tv show of the century is harvey birdman attorney at law

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The WNBA cloaked the rejection of a potential Hartford/Boston move for the Sun under the guise of "well Houston applied for an expansion team and you didn't", specious at best. They conspicuously ignored the Deep South in last summer's expansions for obv reasons, so this is a workaround for them.

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ceej @ceej.online · 19/12/2025

Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Channeling my internal Oral Roberts here: We here at @chirpradio.org have 13 minutes to raise $1500 otherwise our Music Department is gettin' called home. Are we gonna get there? Or am I gonna end up there? Only you can determine that. Let's go!

oral roberts beseeching you lest he get called home

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I will never forgive hunter s thompson for making some people think they could write

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's time once again for the Fall Fundraising Drive at @chirpradio.org! Chicago's favorite community radio station needs your help to keep the lights on and tunes playing. Thank you in advance, and tell 'em I sent you.

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Monthly donations are the force that powers CHIRP all year long! This month, become a CHIRP Signal Booster -- join our new sustaining member program, starting at just $5/month. Prefer to give us a boo...

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

smart move. can't leak if you ban everyone in his rolodex.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is fantastic and I learned something new

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Everyone talking about seeing Godzilla dong is dead wrong here. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Godzilla is female.

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Justin @justinskolnick.com · 23/09/2026

Every local state and federal race should have a DSA- or WFP- or Sunrise- endorsed candidate who should be 10-20 points ahead in every poll. There should not be a single Gluesenkamp Perez or Golden standing. Two years post-DOGE it is a monumental failure to be looking at close races

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Shouts out to proper thorn capitalization.

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you explained the American health insurance system to an alien race they would turn the planet into a gelatinous homogenate in two seconds.

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the best tv show of the century is harvey birdman attorney at law

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i think it’s weird that Iñárritu and Cruise made a Wes Anderson movie

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

grabbing a pretzel on my way out to the field, chomping half of it and hucking the other half into the crowd. yes i’m dipping it in the cheese sauce do you think i'm a monster

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