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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ve got a suspicious spot that has come up on my leg in the last two weeks. This isnt skin cancer, is it??

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Went to get a blood test and there’s a huge fly buzzing around in the collection room 🤢

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Food so good you grow an extra finger!

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I open my window and can smell smoke. Some fuckwit has a fireplace going. Inner Melbourne in winter is my personal 9/11. #melbourne

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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 29/08/2026

Violet Gowings.

Caption text: Your posh girl name is an obscure colour and a defunct high-street shop.
Go!

Picture of a generic white woman with the name: INDIGO RUMBELOW

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Melbourne what ever happened to that horse and carriage ride business on Swanston street that always left big piles of horse shit along the street and under the trees on the footpath? #melbourne

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Trump for infinity! Tina into poverty!

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Perfect time to end free COVID boosters for the under 65s…

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

On antibiotic flucloxacillin for what might be a staph infection on my face 😧 Have to take it every 6 hours and on an empty stomach. When the fuck am I supposed to eat?! This is a nightmare 😭

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Yeah Robert Irwin is hot but I can’t stand that ocker voice. He needs some elocution lessons. An ABC newsreader voice. #logies

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Who won the Logie for being Melbourne’s daintiest, most petite and most unfriendly twink? #logies

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Did Melbourne ever get to the bottom of who kept sticking coins to the footpath?

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Good news everyone! Cynthia Swann Griffin survived the leap from her fashionable penthouse apartment. She is alive and well and reporting from the Melbourne Magistrate’s Court for 10 News.

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Will the census help us determine which suburb is the Ritalin, Concerta, Vyvanse and Lexapro capital of Australia? #census

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My census sexual orientation is: frazzled. #census

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Will the census help us determine who is Melbourne’s daintiest and most petite twink?

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The census asked about sexual orientation but didnt bother to ask if we were top, bottom, versatile, twink, twunk, otter, bear, bulldyke or lipstick lesbian. #census

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’m already preparing for a bird flu pandemic. Could do with another Sex And The City lockdown marathon. Ditto The Sopranos.

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Meta glasses perverts illustrate why it’s still a good idea to mask in public. As well as avoiding colds, flu and covid, you have a little privacy screen for your face.

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

What sort of sadistic misogynist psychopath came up with Species 2? What an awful, gruesome, sickening movie.

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Just took two Imodium instead of two Ibuprofen. That won’t improve my sore shoulder 😭

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Homeless middle-aged man standing next to a payphone in St Kilda looked at me and yelled “Barbra Streisand!”. #melbourne

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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Someone forget their egg? #egg

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Lol reporter on 10 news has the lumpy cerulean sweater from Devil Wears Prada.

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Thinking about moving interstate without any job or accommodation lined up, for a thrill.

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sage (they/them) @greenteakewpie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

That pig looks how I feel rn 🫪

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: The worst people from high school are all real estate agents or personal trainers.

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

No one has ever looked cooler than this

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Don’t know if anybody has already tweeted this but Victoria’s battle of the bobs is no more. #springst #vicpol

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Michael Olesen @molesen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I give you a FB post that sums up just how stupid this country has become.

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Sovereign citizens would’ve been furious about getting that emergency alert.

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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

1989: Margaret Thatcher, "Water privatisation I believe will go very successfully indeed. It will go very successfully indeed" 2026: BBC News, "Both terminals at the UK's second busiest airport, Gatwick, are without running water.. Toilets can't be flushed"

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Just remembered the time Alan Joyce got a pie in the face and I can’t stop laughing.

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat. #auspol

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I’m taking both creatine and melatonin and my dreams are as crazy as batshit.

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