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Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill

@revdrdrphill.bsky.social
1.4K followers 2.5K following 3.6K posts

union man, comics lover, subgenius, 2 fake doctorates and one real ordainment. available for weddings, he/him/fat. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. avatar by @apelad 370630 (i will steal your image and post it with alt text)

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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 12h
I'm crying
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Ken @cowcakes.bsky.social · 11h
I had to look that up as being Australian I'd never heard of him. It's funny, especially as now people who'd never heard of him now know he's an idiot.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13h
Moment of silence for Senator Schmitt’s staffers
Bart Simpson staring vacantly into space
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r #FreeŁink @rifka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this absolute pos show basked in the light of god
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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy shit, anyone who wants full U.S.’ian cultural literacy should watch Cop Rock. This show tried to be copaganda but was so bad at being copaganda that it circled back around to ACAB. Also TIL Randy Newman did the music for this turkey.
Cop Rock title card.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 12h
Staring hard af at this
In order to get out of poverty, you have to basically be extremely lucky for almost 20 years, according to a new bookThe Vanishing Middle Class: Prejudice and Power in a Dual Economy, by economist Peter Temin
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Mike Cook @mikecook82.bsky.social · 13h
Me bursting into a Michelin star steakhouse clutching a wet, uncooked hotdog in my hand: “I’ve revolutionized food!”
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 14h
Btw, I got your new James Bond right here
actor Aaron Pierre
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 12h
As in...as in the streetpass light would have come on. I am not choosing sexyal partners by public transport Nintendo console use
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 23h
“Straight heated rivalry,” girl be for real
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Shawn Wildermuth @wildermuth.com · 29/09/2026
No notes
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Chris Sims @theisb.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
No. We are not bringing “why does Batman not simply buy crime” to another website. I refuse. I did my time.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 23h
???
Superball charges in.

"What's up, nerds?! I heard there was a meeting of the Sons of Bophades happening today!"Superball addresses Bolt.

"Are we, uh, going on patrol? Are we going to try to hunt down the mind goblin?"Superball nervously engages in battle with Knockout.

"H-hey, girl Would you like two CDs?"
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 23h
Everyone feels shitty because for eleven fucking years we haven't had a moment's peace free of Donald Trump and everyone we invested with the power to stop him failed.
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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao at the Reddit commenter responding to a comic panel I wrote by saying "The writers are lazy and probably don't know anything about Christianity" I'll give you the first point
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 23h
It's not a big mystery, guys, I promise. Stancil et al point to economic sentiment during the Biden interregnum as evidence that people are out of their minds while failing to consider the murderous, abusive spouse we were trying to leave still walked free to terrorize people AND REGAINED POWER
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Merc with a 🫦 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mrs. White's 'Flames' Scene from Clue
Alt: Clue gif: Mrs. White gestures towards her head as Colonel Mustard watches from the background: “Flames… on the side of my face.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh.
yahoo.com
Unpacking allegations FCC Chair Brendan Carr was in 'sex trafficking cult'
The organization was an Alcoholics Anonymous group in Washington, D.C. Former members said Carr was part of the group, but wasn't abusive.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
On the record, I DO think AI has the potential to be extremely dangerous in terrifying ways that we need to research and anticipate: I also want a truly diverse set of people who aren’t all part of the same millenarian Silicon Valley doom cult doing that research and safety work.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 28/09/2026
i know it's old and "second wave" or whatever but i do not care i must repost [imagine this is a sick tumblr screenshot]: "men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will kill them"
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The response when progressive policies that help millions of people are proposed... "How will you pay for it?" The response when the richest 1% ask for tax cuts, or banks ask for bailouts, or defense contractors ask for more contracts... "How much do you need?" It doesn't have to be this way.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I saw a teenager wearing a Nirvana t-shirt and it occurred to me that Nirvana could plausibly be their grandparents' music
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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennials: I’m never going to retire 😩 90 year old senators: I’m never going to retire!!!!1! 🤪💥🎉🥳🙌🍾
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Brian Schefke @brianschefke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Again, there's the implication that working-class must equal white. On top that, country music isn't necessarily more popular among white working-class people, depending on where they live. I grew up in a working-class household and we never listened to country music. We just didn't care for it.
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Brian Schefke @brianschefke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Furthermore, I object to the flattening of working-class cultures in America in article, as if to say that listening to country music is a definitive characteristic of being working-class.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have so never heard of the song, this headline might as well be from another dimension. I have never to my knowledge heard a Sabrina Carpenter song or a Benson Boone song. I had to google “popular singers 2026” to discover the name “Benson Boone.” Some of us are just professionally out of touch.
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Mike Sterling, A Comical Fellow @mikester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forbush Man! (In his red longjohns, sauce pot helment, blue cape, and boots.)
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 26/09/2026
FABULOUS FIVE - [Jamaica, Reggae/Novelty] - "Shaving Cream" (1975) - Reggae cover of the infamous novelty song, followed by an instrumental version. redd.it/62uzif youtu.be/gufCT0m52k4
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FABULOUS FIVE - [Jamaica, Reggae/Novelty] - "Shaving Cream" (1975) - Reggae cover of the infamous novelty song, followed by an instrumental version.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face*
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Randy Fair @southerngayteacher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My letter made it into the @sun-sentinel.com today. This is a topic I care deeply about.
Letter: Israel bonds are a bad investment 

   In suing the New York Times for its supposed “biased” editorial coverage of Israel, Florida’s state-run public pension fund asks the wrong question. Instead of asking whether the New York Times is biased, they should be asking themselves why they are putting 350 million dollars of state funds into an investment that yields a lower rate of return than US 10 year Treasuries. 
    Why should our state funds be propping up a foreign government? Given the current genocide as identified by numerous human rights organizations, the investment is not only morally unconscionable. It is also fiscally irresponsible.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
WE GOT THEM! SNOWY EGRETS IN FRONT OF THE FULL MOON! 🪶
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
destroy it with fire
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God this rocks. Finger on the pulse, sir. Those midterm numbers will turn around any day now.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a headline for you cmarmitage.substack.com/p/big-balls-...
cmarmitage.substack.com
Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States
Fired at 17 for leaking secrets. Served a cybercrime ring. Named by the Social Security whistleblower. Now the government's model employee.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just a quick reminder that this fuckhead was the proximate trigger for thousands of National Guardsmen being deployed to DC
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Jennifer P. Mushrooms @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i have all sorts of ohio facts.
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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's another vote for "let's compost the CEOs"
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m Jonathan Kent and I am begging my son not to rescue me OOOOOF getting sucked up a tornado byeeee
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"He'll move Left once he's in office" yeah lol the rich guy who no longer needs anything from you will suddenly bravely pursue stuff he doesnt care about now that he's in the club. For sure. You must be good at poker
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Steve Lieber panel. Cursive at the top says, "FEATURING:" Below is headshot image of Metamorpho. Tight Smile, no teeth (And can you blame him? His latest book got cancelled faster than "Ten Speed and Brown Shoe" - look it up, my Millenial and Gen Z friends.) The background is light green with siloettes of German shepards. Caption reads: "Metamorpho--the big hero!"
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