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Extra Hot Great @extrahotgreat.com · 27/09/2026

From Wednesday: it's #EHG 633 with Mari Cohn! #MonsterTheLizzieBordenStory, #BestOfTheBest, #GameChanger, a #DrunkHistory Canon pitch, more -- including our lead topic, #LineOfFire! extrahotgreat.com/eh...

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Millennials: I’m never going to retire 😩 90 year old senators: I’m never going to retire!!!!1! 🤪💥🎉🥳🙌🍾

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Athletes shouldn’t host SNL

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Russia kills their leaders, steals their land, abducts their children, erases their history and culture, and forces them all to be loyal to their oppressor.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hope Obama wears a tan suit to Trump’s funeral

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m old enough to remember when republicans were furious at Obama for ordering spicy mustard and using a selfie stick…and now they make excuses for the guy who made frequent trips to Pedophile Island and can’t stop shitting himself.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All I’m going to say about “The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore” is that TS13 had *BETTER* be a divorce album.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don’t get why data centers drive up utility costs for everyone else. Pay your own damn utilities

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Beatriz Izumino @biaizumino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Greatest game time in the history of podcasts, locked by David T. Cole after 12,239 tie-breakers,

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you need a visual metaphor for how America is doing, I give you two walls of completely empty grocery store shelves labeled “SALE”

A wall of completely empty grocery store shelves with a large sign above that says “SALE”

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Extra Hot Great @extrahotgreat.com · 23/09/2026

Earlier: it's #EHG 633 with Mari Cohn! #MonsterTheLizzieBordenStory, #BestOfTheBest, #GameChanger, a #DrunkHistory Canon pitch, more -- including our lead topic, #LineOfFire! extrahotgreat.com/eh...

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I performed “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” the other night for a Hispanic Heritage Month-themed show and PLEASEEEE I look so good. I nailed this Eva Perón look.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Democrats shut the fuck up about Hasan Piker and talk about affordability until Election Day challenge level: impossible

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ve been on that man’s neck for a decade

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Incredible! Matthew Rhys won lead actor TWICE in won night

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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026

Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My decade-long dislike of Ed Sheeran is paying dividends

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s wild that the government think I’m a terrorist for… *checks notes* …thinking we should all have health care.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Daniel Lurie wants me to be represented by a sex pest

Lurie said Friday that in two competitive races for open seats on the Board of Supervisors he is backing leading moderates Theo Ellington, who is running in District 10 to succeed Supervisor Shamann Walton, and Manny Yekutiel, running in District 8 to replace Supervisor Rafael Mandelman.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11 stories that always make me cry: -random boats ferrying people to NJ -the town of Gander -Flight 93 passengers -the jumpers -Marcy Borders (“Dust Lady”) -Ladder 35 -the way the names are organized at Ground Zero -the search and rescue dogs -the survivors who changed their flights last minute

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you don’t want me to like Hasan Piker, don’t show me pictures of him in his underwear.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I am not spending $2000 on a fucking phone. Eggs are $100. A tank of gas costs your first born child. WE DONT HAVE MONEY, APPLE!

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Every day I feel more and more like I just fell out of a coconut tree and less and less like I exist in the context of all in which I live and what came before me.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

With Roger Marshall in the news I think it’s important to point something out about him… I was a reporter in Kansas for two years and covered him extensively. He is, without hyperbole, the single dumbest person I’ve ever met in my entire life.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If Dolly Parton can go her whole life communicating via fax machine, I can go my whole life not using AI.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I got three—THREE—job rejections today, two of which I was overqualified for and progressing well in the hiring process for. So I’m gonna need Beyoncé to go ahead and drop Act III already

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sure Rudy Giuliani lied for 25 years about how poisonous the air in lower Manhattan was for months after 9/11, negatively impacting the dignity and health outcomes of tens of thousands of people, but Zohran Mamdani is brown, so which NYC mayor REALLY shouldn’t be at the memorial service on Friday?

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The tech bros must be stopped because what the fuck does “codebase injured by a slop cannon” mean?

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

[googling] what to do if someone has AI psychosis. also they're president

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yes I support sex workers. I also support sex customers. Without sex customers, sex workers can’t work.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Is there a binder of crimes somewhere? Like is the ACLU or Southern Poverty Law Center or someone keeping meticulous records of all the crimes this administration is committing so that a competent future Attorney General can prosecute people? And I don’t mean a bitch-ass AG like Garland.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If Democrats don’t win the Senate, it’s because they weren’t driving home the affordability narrative because they refused to shut the fuck up about Hasan Piker.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Don’t go changing Ontario. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Hey @mapquest.com can we get public transit options on the app please?

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Tim Apple is dead. Long live John Apple.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So does he have to change his name now to Tim Unemployed? Tim Retired? Tim Open-To-Work?

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

$12,000/year!? Bitch, you’d better be joking

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Whoever invented healing did a really terrible job. If I had invented healing, I would have made it linear. Exponential, even.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Kelly Bishop don’t make unnecessary journeys Cher don’t take risks on treacherous roads And Gladys Knight don’t swim in the sea

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I need people to stop posting stories about Dolly Parton so that I can go one fucking day without crying

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026

We’re not changing it.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m DMing a Curse of Strahd campaign and just finished planning some DEVASTATING dream sequences for each of the players for next week’s session. This will be delicious 😈

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Here’s how I need the Grammys tribute to Dolly Parton to go. Don’t change a thing, Recording Academy:

Here’s how I need the Dolly Parton Grammys tribute to go. It’s going to be about 10-15 minutes long.

It starts out with her family on stage talking about her legacy and then introducing the musical tribute.

First up: her goddaughter Miley Cyrus performs I Will Always Love You as a video montage of her most memorable moments plays.

Then Emmylou Harris and Linda Ronstadt (making a rare public appearance) perform Wildflowers from the first collaborative album the three of them had together.

Then Reba performs Coat of Many Colors.

Kacey Musgraves brings up the tempo with 9 to 5.

Then Beyoncé comes out with Jolene.

Orville Peck performs Why’d You Come In Here Lookin Like That while playing the guitar.

Taylor Swift sings Here You Come Again on the piano.

Stevie Nicks sings What Has Rock and Roll Ever Done for You.

Then Shania Twain comes out with Shaboozey to perform Islands in the Stream together. After the second verse, all the performers come out and sing the chorus together twice. The song ends and fireworks erupt over Dollywood to thunderous applause.

A title card with her photo and years of life comes on screen and eventually fades into a commercial break.

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026

The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

DOES ANYONE HAVE EYES ON RITA MORENO!? IS LIZA OKAY!?

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And now Tim Curry. Check on your queer friends, because we are not okay this week.

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