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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 7h

If Final Fantasy VII took place in Ireland, Tifa’s name would be Taoife.

Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dog Defense Attorney: ”How did you know my client stole the ball?” Dog Witness: “Well, I saw him—” “With dog eyes? Please. Did you sniff his butthole?” “Well, I—“ “Did you sniff it? Yes or no?” “There was no time. I—“ “DID YOU SNIFF MY CLIENT’S BUTTHOLE?” “… No.” “No further questions, Your Honor.”

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m not a lawyer, so I don’t fully understand this story, but I love what I do understand.

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1y ago
I had a big city cop on the voir dire panel. It was a State Highway Patrol case for felony resisting arrest. The arresting trooper was sitting with the State.

The Judge was inquiring for cause with the city cop before we questioned the panel. Can you be fair?

“Not likely. That trooper pulled my wife over for speeding. He got mouthy with my wife when she couldn’t find her license fast enough with our screaming toddler in the back. And even knowing she is married to me, he gave her a ticket.”

In my head “wtf, wtf, what a douche, fucking great”

Look over at Prosecutor and mouth “misdemeanor?”

I get a yes and a middle finger under the table.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We had 250 years to figure out how to make our rights despot-proof. I never want to hear another U.S.’ian lecture me for procrastinating.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel new respect for Salt-N-Pepa. It must be hard to write a song about being a horny woman if it can be done this badly.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

J.D. Vance having a V.P. pick is almost risible. I’m like, 99% sure Trump is running again in 2028. Do you really think anyone in power is going to holster their dicks long enough to enforce the Twenty-Second Amendment?

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everyone loves It’s Raining Men, but we never talk about the incident that inspired it, when a jilted lover went up to a construction site and violently shook the scaffolding.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trying to get into the Puyo Puyo series, but good lord. There are enough of these games to make you puyo pants.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This game is an obvious Zelda knockoff, but that’s OK. I like having a modern 2.5D not-Zelda game for my Steam Deck. I’ve already 100%’ed the Link‘s Awakening remake and Echoes of Wisdom. I gotta get my fix somewhere.

The Adventures of Elliot: The Millenium Tales.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

From my Googlings, sometimes voicing marks can get added to vowel hiragana to signify emotional sound effects, like in horror manga. I still have no idea how to pronounce it, though.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Rivers flow into the sea Yeah, you don’t make eye contact when you pee If you’re not blind, why can’t you see The food dish is not actually empty There’s a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you And this hole in my heart can’t be filled ‘til you get wet food

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Might heck around and play Time Travelers, a PSP game from 2012 involving several staff who made 428: Shibuya Scramble, including Yukinori Kitajima and Jiro Ishii.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t have the answer to social media censorship. I know platforms are privately owned and have that right. Fuck knows I wouldn’t trust this regime with nationalized platforms. But the censorship is rippling outward. That’s very, very bad. Censoring “Sexual” helps Cornell rapists, not survivors.

“Florence Pugh Says She Is ‘Uneasy’ and ‘Sick’ Over Cornell ******* [Sexual] Assault Allegations”

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Republican Party is actively trying to dull and deaden the part of constituents’ brains that cares when children are harmed or killed. They know that once most regular U.S.’ians can look at a murdered child and feel nothing, that’s the ballgame.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On the inside, I’ve always felt like the Seattle Municipal Tower: slightly brown; above average, but not to a record-breaking extent; looks weird with a hat.

Seattle Municipal Tower, on an overcast day from a traffic jam on I-5.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“But the Cornell Seven have a bright future—” No. Fuck you. They’re stealing what few bright futures are left in existence from other, non-rapist students.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to clean out my iPhotos and found this fan letter from Even a Monkey Can Draw Manga.

The Ask Us Anything about Manga Q&A Forum
Q: An editor once dismissed my work, saying that all my ideas were “vulgar.” Should I avoid vulgar material?
Signed,
Onani Joe, Chiba

A: If all vulgar material were forbidden, then the basic foundation of the entire manga industry would collapse, and both Professors Aihara and Takeuma would find themselves unemployed and out on the streets.
In my humble opinion, “creative work” is always based on a certain dose of skepticism towards what’s considered “normal.” So long as exposure of reproductive organs and excrement is prohibited in public places, there exists a purpose for vulgar material! Only when pornography is completely accepted will vulgar material disappear. As law-abiding citizens (and fans of pornography), then, we must keep a close and faithful watch over our own and fellow citizens’ conduct!
To get back to your question… the only division worth considering is “interesting works” and “boring works.” As long as it’s interesting, then it doesn’t matter whether the material is vulgar or not.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not 100% in support of vulgar material. Vulgar material can be just as boring as it can be interesting, and the former is just worthless.
Judging from your pen name, I’m guessing your manga falls under the “boring material” category, so I advise you not to use ideas like, “Come say hello to Mr. Elephant” and drawing a dick.
Think of all the millions of vulgar works that have been drawn in the past. The fact that there have been so many means that, to a certain extent, vulgar material is part of the norm. Therefore, if you’re going to use vulgar material, you’ll have to find a way to negate its normality!
To put it in extreme forms: come up with vulgar material that’s not about either tits or shit. I masturbate by looking at photographs of voluptuous horse radishes. That’s the kind of dedication you need to come up with good vulgar ideas.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just realized I haven’t heard anything about Claire Forlani in years. Last I heard she was caring for her sick mother, Claire Threelani.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Todd Rundgren calling Tay-Tay mediocre has me like… yeah? Shit designed to please a large swath of people is necessarily middle-of-the-road. Have you never watched a Marvel movie?

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can’t remember the last time I saw the opposite of enshittification in the U.S. I can’t remember ever seeing a service or platform get cheaper while the quality increases. I’ve never seen ads decrease or a paid feature become free.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tucker Carlson criticizing Trump is like Pandora criticizing boxes.

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peppermint @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i love how robust & reliable our global economic order is

the XKCD comic of a precariously balanced stack of blocks but the caption pointing to the stack reads "The entire global economy" and the caption of the thinnest support reads "Iraq's Mad Max truckers" along with a picture of many trucks driving through the desert

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I ever become a rapper, I’ll use my platform to advance what I believe in. Specifically, mathematical induction. “Say ho!” “Say ho, ho!” “Say ho the same number of times you last said ho, plus one!”

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Billy Joel sure lied about the usefulness of street savoir faire.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

"How would a pedophile approach this?" would lead you to correctly predict his behaviour in pretty much everything for the past decade, more accurately than basically all the pundits employed by the media empires owned by Epstein-adjacent billionaire freaks

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Right now, some sucker is giving their financial records to that Muse A.I. because they learned nothing from BonziBuddy.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What’s your favorite TV theme song in which the bass player thoroughly ate? Seinfeld? Law & Order? SWAT? Mission: Impossible? Kojak?

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Super Intelligence” is the latest attempt to create an English sub-dialect complete with shibboleths to galvanize a group identity for regime sympathizers. Just because it’s pathetic doesn’t mean it’s harmless.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Democrats are taking a “hard line?” What’ll they do next, complain on Twitter?

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Only a few short months before the weather dips below 25 and therefore captures the interest of Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was this close to throwing out all my spices. Then I heard about cinnamon and thank fuck I didn’t. I’ll take stale over nerve damage.

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DAT BUNN @bunnzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"When power corrupts, it keeps a log of its progress, written into that most sensitive memory device, the human face." - Pynchon

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This country is doing to itself exactly what General William Sherman would do today to an enemy. Doing scorched-earth to yourself to own the libs.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would never talk this way about better human beings, but holy crap, this ruling regime really looks like their own Dorian Grey paintings.

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Peppa Pax Pippa 🕊️☮️✌🏼 @peppapaxpippa.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

"Poverty is not an accident. Like slavery and apartheid, it is man-made and can be removed by the actions of human beings."
- Nelson Mandela -

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s appropriate Ed’s last name is Shearin’. His biggest fans are sheep.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Marvel is running out of ideas in adapting the Fantastic Four.

Two men each wearing a dated undergarment that looks like a one-piece swimsuit.

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Drew Habits @habits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ideally we'd never pronounce it at all

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In 250 years, this country never became fully independent from the British. If we were, we’d pronounce “Geoff” as “JEE-off.”

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Saw this nun I knew dressed in leather. I asked why. She said it’s one of her bad habits.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My only take on iced coffee in job interviews is that I think society should do away with job interviews. I’m autistic and job interviews are designed to weed me out.

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Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If I were Puma, I would make a commercial from the poor woman who defecated in her pantaloons. “I’m Joanna, and I PUMA PANTS.”

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