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Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill

@revdrdrphill.bsky.social
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union man, comics lover, subgenius, 2 fake doctorates and one real ordainment. available for weddings, he/him/fat. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. avatar by @apelad 370630 (i will steal your image and post it with alt text)

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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 5h
actually gertrude stein was the lesbian, not the lesbian’s monster
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 5h
no amnesty for traitors
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Iron Circus Comics @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social · 6h
IT'S THE FINAL HOUR OF THIS SALE! $1 EACH!! 👇 sweetshop.app/publishers/i... ⚙
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Iron Circus Comics
Hi there, everybody! We're Iron Circus Comics! We were born in 2007, and we're the premiere publisher of award-winning, critically-acclaimed graphic novels in...
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 8h
This is Nazi rhetoric, full stop. It's not only a call to instigate a race war in the United States, but it's reminiscent of historic European justifications used to incite pogroms against Jews. People who say things like this are incredibly dangerous, as there is nothing they won't eventually do.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 6h
I tried to think of worse restaurant names, and then I immediately decided not to skeet them, because the "food+atrocity location" model turned up some real zingers almost immediately.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h
I don't want to say anything I'll regret, but this might be the best Doritos flavor in existence
Coriander flavor doritos
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Filbi (they/them) @filbi.bsky.social · 13h
Man: Genie! I command you to spank my wife.

Genie: Oh, shucks, can't you leave me alone!
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 6h
We can still get 3k+ whistles out the door to people in need in under 24 hours and they are free.
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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Attention media outlets: Jessica Hahn was raped by Jim Bakker. (Add "allegedly" to calm the lawyers). It wasn't an "affair," a "sexual encounter," a "dalliance," or any other synonym for consensual sex Rapey Televangelist Jim Bakker Kicks The Dehydrated Food Bucket www.wonkette.com/p/rapey-tele...
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Rapey Televangelist Jim Bakker Kicks The Dehydrated Food Bucket
Status upgrade: ‘Wait, that fucker's still alive?’ now ‘Wait, that fucker was still alive?’
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Dan Flanery @danflanery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He called it!
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fell off the cliff SO HARD that it's embarrassing in hindsight to have liked it to begin with
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Retired Mascots {on hiatus until 26/10} @retiredmascots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gary's name became synonymous with a widely reported unnamed baby who was found abandoned in a Gatwick public toilet and given his name by crew members who comforted him with a Gary doll. He was adopted under the name Steven Hydes and finally reunited with his biological father and siblings in 2021.
Steven Hydes as an adult, smiling as he presents newspaper clippings of his discovery as a baby and his Gary Gatwick doll
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
evergreen bsky.app/profile/hell...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
damnatio memoriae is the right thing to do with trump for many reasons and at the top of the list is the fact that it will make him so, so angry
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Freddie Jackson, the RnB legend known for multiple hits, including “You Are My Lady,” has died. He was 70
Freddie Jackson, the RnB legend known for multiple hits, including “You Are My Lady,” has died. He was 70
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Jelly 👣 @jellyfoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a drunk skellington on a pink UFO
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Josh Busby @busbyj2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is that a for or against Paxton ad?
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would like to think y’all know me well enough to realize that if I had said something that funny, I would immediately take credit for it.
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No Gods No Masters 🔥🏴 @no-gods-no-masters.com · 06/10/2026
Text in artwork: “Everyone is a worker Blacksmith Fox Stitches the tailor Farmer Alfalfa a Grocer Cat Mommy”
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
AND WE HAVE A BRIEFING ROOM SCENE (not even kidding that i was extremely annoyed by the lack of briefings in discovery. i am literally here to watch people discuss strange new worlds and debate ramifications.)
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Jam Walker @jamwa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Waterworld WAS great
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 21/09/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

REAGAN '80
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Dano Loves Music @danolovesmusic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#AlbumADay (604) Jimmy Smith “The Cat” ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 My 28th favorite album of 1964
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Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill @revdrdrphill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fucking legend 😍
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Players can’t be in bed with gambling outfits” should be perfectly and completely obvious to anyone with a shred of sense and integrity, but so should “leagues can’t be in bed with gambling outfits.”
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Shaun @shaun_vids
brigaded by the vile trolls again, simply for deliberately provoking them with lies and insults
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
like the inverse of this
Tweet screenshot by @dwayne_media that reads: 

Topic: Excited about mustard!

MustardNewbie99: Hey guys! Just tried this french mustard and it really opened my eyes! Has anyone else tried it?

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[SUPER ADMIN - MANDATE OF HEAVEN]
No, we've never treid moutarde forte 🙄
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Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill @revdrdrphill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
or maybe it's the ambiguous cover designs
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Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill @revdrdrphill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i feel like the popularity of literary nonfiction is to blame
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Biden: The MAGA wing, well gosh, listen, they’re, it’s, a bit of a flirt with fascism, no kidding around Media: Democratic rhetoric invites political violence Trump: The nuclear flames that burn every mongrel soul in San Diego will be a cleansing fire. Media: Trump makes his case in Nebraska
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶 Gimme the knobs, boys, and free my soul 🎶 I wanna touch knobs on my car console, and twist away
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bhahne.bsky.social @bhahne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What do we want? KNOBS! When do we want them? KNOBS!
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I imagine this can all be read wrong and go south at any time.
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Carlisle Group LLC @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow they really did it, they made an ugly livery for an f-15. I didn’t think it was possible but I guess I hadn’t considered star shaped polka dots as an option.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still think about the conversation I had with an uber driver Him: so what do you do Me: I’m a video game writer Him: wait, video games? They have writing? What do you write? Me: you know when you open up a game and you see the words? Him: yeah? Me: those
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"At age 20, Gabe flipped backward off an electric skateboard going around 30 mph without a helmet, cracking his skull and suffering a traumatic brain injury."
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Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill @revdrdrphill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh so same story they've gone with since the 19th century then
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if I made a movie where a whale ate a guy, it would be the last scene in the movie. it would be the last thing before credits. there would be no previous whale appearances anywhere else in the movie. nobody would even talk about whales. the setting? a landlocked state/country. maybe a high-rise apt
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meanwhile, in brand new sentences
bemma @bemdoll
the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This may be my favorite red carpet interview clip I’ve seen in a long time, based solely on how enthralled Tatiana Maslany becomes with every additional detail the interviewer adds, and THEN she tells a great/terrible story as a follow-up!
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Rhiannon 🇵🇸 @rhithewitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hello! Would really appreciate some eyes on this to support our reporting <3 www.thegamer.com/inside-rocks...
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Inside Rockstar's Union Busting Trial
We speak with one of the 34 Rockstar workers who lost their job last year, in the midst of a high-profile employment tribunal.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 05/10/2026
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I heard you like gardening
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