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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Professor X: So what’s your power Me: I can make things bigger Professor XL: Whoa!!

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ME: I’m a little drunk. HER: I know. ME: You’re very beautiful. HER: Thank you. ME: Do I look okay naked? HER: You do. ME: Do you like my penis? HER: It’s very nice. ME: Big, too. HER: Yes it is. ME: What now? HER: I have to call the police. ME: Why? HER: Starbucks policy, sir.

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Wings weren’t embarrassed tonight, but I fear the shutout is not going to be uncommon this year.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

if you eat right, exercise and get plenty of sleep you can be confused for an extra seven to ten years

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Zach @highmynameishi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My “I can only get hired by the FBI if they lax their mandates on beastiality” shirt is raising a lot questions that my shirt answers.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I ate so much food yesterday it's literally coming out of my ass

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

I don’t get invited to many places but when I do I say no

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I prefer their version.

In Kazakhstan, the tooth fairy is a grumpy donkey who kicks children in the jaw.

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Rick Rubin doing a Polymarket ad is deeply, profoundly embarrassing for him. My god almighty.

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Karl Schamotta @karl-schamotta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Lake Ontario this evening.

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

#Yankees stadium playing the “you’re on hold music” during a Seattle mound visit is amazing. No notes.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Googling diarrhea symptoms

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Unlucky in love? Maybe that means you're lucky at roulette.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

This day in history. 1967. Procol Harum's A Whiter Shade of Pale was at the top of the charts and I convinced my grade 7 gym teacher to let us skip a light fandango and turn cartwheels 'cross the floor because and I quote fuck square dancing.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

[loud knocking] “OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!” Me: Prove it. “HOW?” Me: Sing “Roxanne.”

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Broadband? Do… do you mean like the bangles?

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

M: that’s O: not R: how O: acronyms N: work

A poster in a dining room titled "In the Dining room We: R.O.A.R." lists rules: "Clean up after ourselves, Use our time wisely, Use manners, Listen to adult." Includes an illustration of a cartoon cougar wearing clothes.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Just got my 10,000 steps in.. and I'm only 43!!!

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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

cj mccollum when he sees brunson on defense

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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

[creating the baby] god: have it coo angel: nice one god: a flawless smile angel: adorable god: make it chubby angel: it’s too cute! god: really? alrighty, give it hand, foot & mouth disease angel: no, it's just an expression. I didn't mean-- god: HAND, FOOT & MOUTH DISEASE!

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I know you have to be careful with AI misinformation these days, but did Dr. Seuss really have a book called “Shittin’ in the Mitten”?

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/02/2026

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I’m the only person in this elevator who isn’t afraid to talk about the real issues

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

ME, DYING: please... remember me GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

When the NBA came up with the USA vs the world concept, was the White House the first focus group?

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.

Knots in wood framing resemble a human face screaming.

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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

pirate wearing a little ribbon that says FUCK SCURVEY

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

You’re the most attractive of all my cousins

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Based on the rate of advancement in the last 50 years, 6,000 years should have been plenty of time for this to happen. #blessed

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/12/2024

if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

If you feel so included to share this thread, oh boy would I appreciate it. It helps so much. ❤️ I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

What do you get when you combine a few remaining members of Deep Purple, Foghat, and Captain Beefheart? Come see Deep FogBeef this weekend in the lounge and find out yourself!

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Champagne taste on an Aqua Velva budget.

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Slightly disappointed this entered my feed, but the reskeet didn’t come from @orbgazer.bsky.social

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Nobody, ever, has had as much fun with Mr. Sub as these commercials would imply.

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Zombie Hawks >>> zombie Lakers

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Thunderstruck+archery+acrobatics= my interest piqued at halftime of this Hawks game, to say the least.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Change one letter, ruin a candy Turdish Delight

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THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as John Schneider loves using Myles Straw.

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