Sign in

Mick Rhibusbach

@recantacid.bsky.social
289 followers 169 following 1.7K posts

You'd think I was a frog how often I say "rib it"

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
359208775032
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
1595779879
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026
memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it
221571165
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Breddy Tidgewater @intelsebastian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I spend a lot of my day actively trying not to think about the concept that I have never actually received a raise, only my landlords have.
064
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
good. cave to my demands next time or i'll do it again.
21123273
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
fool me once.
1354248476
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
do you need to use "firefighters say" when we can all see it, it's right there and yep it's on fire all right
1026026
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Chungus Supreme @legkicktko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Matt Damon is so wracked by grief and guilt over the wholesale slaughter of a great city he perpetrated that he shows sympathy for those he killed Because of this, he faces divine retribution for countless years as he wanders in search of a way home.
052
Mick Rhibusbach @recantacid.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I regret to inform you jimothy has arrived on the roku screensaver. I hope he stays safe from the volcano and rampaging robot
000
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
lots of reporters suddenly worried about slipping into communism but strangely f*cking quiet about slipping into fascism
676235275735
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Cool freckles you pippi long stocking motherfucker
4354
Mick Rhibusbach @recantacid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i'm watching #AEWCollision on HBO Max and i just got an advertisement for "clowns.com" I went there and it was a perfectly black background with no other text so all i got was my own reflection. well played, clowns.com
clowns.com
Party Clowns, Characters, Princesses, Bounce Houses in NY & FL
Book a party package with Clowns.com today! We provide bounce house rentals, characters, magicians, concession rentals and more in NY & FL.
030
Mick Rhibusbach @recantacid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
OK, so I dyed my pubes green and sent the pic to a SELECT FEW friends as a surprise, and one of them apparently leaked the pic to The Onion guy? I'll get to the bottom of this!
000
Mick Rhibusbach @recantacid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A milestone number in my Duolingo streak was reached today
000
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m on my boulevard, you’re welcome
1223512
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Bastard JRock @jrockdraws.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My life might be in a state of flux, but Willow is headed to her proper spot, and the GOD OF PRO WRESTLING is champ again! There is good all over the world! #AEWDynamite #WrestlingArt #WrestleSky
1196
Mick Rhibusbach @recantacid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I cant save this gif for some reason and it's breaking my heart. I need to have it at my disposal!!
020
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.
1143559512
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Kinda weird when people come to a revelation about needing to win elections after losing a couple primary contests to the left and not when the courts and both houses of Congress and the Presidency are controlled by the other party
622752537
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Punch Sport Pagoda @punchsportpagoda.com · 11/06/2026
"They either think we’re too stupid to notice, or too complacent to care, or too weak for it to matter." @legkicktko.bsky.social starts our White House UFC coverage with a breakdown of the card and the greater existential wonder of why we are still here. www.punchsportpagoda.com/p/ufc-freedo...
punchsportpagoda.com
UFC Freedom 250
what is any of this
2126
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
how society works
Violence is never accept-able! The point of society is to minimize the suffering of individuals!
Fine! I'll switch to institutionalized violence carried out economically!
0756137
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest
Cat saying "I voted now let me sleep"
63134242537
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hope you brought urine!
A doormat in target that says how you brought wine in cursive but it really looks like hope you brought urine
19299651698
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Bastard JRock @jrockdraws.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Cats battle a giant skeleton #Ukiyo-e #Art #Artsky
3287
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
99107632756
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It really sucks how many men think about relationships this way. At no point does it occur to them to become someone who's wanted instead of needed. Manosphere influencers should get the Mussolini treatment.
theguardian.com
Single women are buying more houses. The men they are dating are not responding well
Female home owners report feeling stuck between men’s contradictory expectations – they are told to be independent, but not assume the breadwinner role
1043241
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Voices of Wrestling @voicesofwrestling.com · 12/05/2026
The Path To Wembley: Who Will Face Will Ospreay? www.voicesofwrestling.com/2026/05/12/t...
voicesofwrestling.com
The Path To Wembley: Who Will Face Will Ospreay?
Who will face Will Ospreay at August's AEW All In London? Let's look at the most likely candidates.
042
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/04/2026
(teeth starting to audibly crack because i'm clenching my jaw so hard) i believe... in the principles of universal suffrage... and one person, one vote... with no... no exceptions
542537307
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not sure about this new passport design
Mockup of trump passport design but with some well-known hands on both sides
1725260
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
78178744534
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Angus Abranson @angusabranson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A Fire Chief in Japan has been suspended, and nine other firefighters issued reprimands and written warnings, for playing homemade boardgames during working hours, and forcing subordinates to particpate. www.tabletopsentinel.com/news/hobby/f...
tabletopsentinel.com
Fire Chief Suspended For Forcing Colleagues to Play Homemade Board Games
A Fire Chief in Japan has been suspended, and nine other firefighters issued reprimands and written warnings, for playing homemade boardgames during working hou
812431
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
39114623039
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Jon your nose is a T stop judging me and go fuck yourself
922612
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
263133852199
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Rich Cameron @richcameron.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sorry, I thought this was a picture of me as a doctor.
1324479483
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A very happy fuck all fascists day today and every day and thank you to Hungary for giving us all hope
470598
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If I booked AEW i would have every title change hands tonight, factions break up, new ones form, fire main eventers, get a general manager and then end the shows with an “April Fools” graphic and never acknowledge any of it ever again
1624352
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's

TWO VAST AND TRUNKLESS LEGS OF STONE

Tuesday!
343602981
Mick Rhibusbach @recantacid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Goats are the juggalos of the animal kingdom
010
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
just discovered "roaming" whereby my telephone can go on an adventure like a man. i dont care that it costs me money, it's the right thing to do. this little computer is my son
111696298
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Getting the Family Bundle here at Burger King with my family. They are with me having a great time. smiling just out of frame
Family bundly coupon 3 whopper 3 cheeseburger 3 fried
3131519
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/03/2026
no idea why economists still talk about laffer's curve. it's not even his best pitch
2349326
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Chungus Supreme @legkicktko.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
dear abby help! my 12 foot tall uncle keeps throwing me into the air and i am constantly late for work!
031
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid
332672532
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
674483656
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Learning that the abundance of Thai restaurants around the world is a direct result of the government of Thailand doing a sort of restaurant diplomacy makes me wonder why America can’t just do that, why can’t we make the burger to end all burgers instead of Henry Kissinger 2
691287114
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/02/2026
today was the day john mccain finally became president
101170127
Reposted by Mick Rhibusbach
Kevin Nguyen @knguyen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
126100761789