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There are numerous variations of ants on a log, including:
Gnats on a log: currants[5]
Ants on vacation: without "ants" (raisins)[3]
Ants on a Slip 'n Slide: add honey on top of the peanut butter before adding raisins[6]
Ants on a canoe: sub apple slices for traditional celery[7]
Pigs in a pen: substitute peanut butter for pimento cheese and replace "ants" (raisins) with bacon bits (pigs)[7]
Ants on a ranch: substitute peanut butter for Ranch dressing and raisins for peas[7]
Fish on a stream: Hummus spread on a celery stalk and topped with Goldfish crackers[7]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zy6sn6tkic24e6p52g2yh4zn/bafkreicp4xjbrvmbsi3bqqhyzw5ajqweirq6sfa2mf5ccdqlkx6wcgxj2a)
