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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 6h

When someone checks my search history and discovers my freaky secrets:

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 6h

Imagine that 6 months ago you went to all the effort of making TV show, writing, editing, months of work, 100s of people, and fill it with old and new comedians. And in this show you put Dave Hughs in a small roll, and then he goes insane and sinks the whole thing because people hate him now.

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Zooey Deschanel's 'So, that happened.' in New Girl

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 7h

I was watching a comedy show on free to air TV, and a Nescafé coffee ad just dealt me emotional damage…

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V Kyle

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 9h

I don’t really have the time or inclination to make a hedge maze. How about I just charge people $20 to be chased through a birch forest at midnight by a guy in a bear skin?

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 9h

Any attempt at culling reference books is probably futile. I will just buy some more book boxes tomorrow (no idea why I thought six was going to do it). Two shelves to go after this, so maybe 10 more boxes?

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 10h

I drove past a giant hedge maze today. So I looked it up and it is a private not open to public maze. So that’s some creepy The Shinning hobby you have going on there…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 11h

From the look of the street a lot of people have forgotten that it is bin night. I may have to sneak mine out quietly after dark so I don’t alert them to their personal failing…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 15h

Packing books first because they are heavy,especially the big glossy art ones, and they should be the bottom layer of the storage unit stack…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 20h

I am hoping that one day I won’t start the morning by staring out the window and muttering ‘is this all there is?’…

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Russell Crowe Looking Through Window in Uniform

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 21h

Intimidating the birds while waiting for breakfast…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Is it too late for a buttery crumpet? I should go out the car and check the dash clock to see what time it really is…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My “just let people enjoy things” attitude doesn’t extend to football. Probably because growing up in a country town the people that liked football stopped me from enjoying things, like all my teenage years and any feeling of safety when leaving the house…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A day of worksite cleaning and tool organization was definitely the tonic…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wild animals are fascinated by me, perhaps because we share a similar IQ and smell…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Enough VJ board off cuts to line a woodshed…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Taking some wood for a drive to the woodshed…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I should stay in town and pack, but that is a zero dopamine task at the moment. Maybe moving a bunch of leftover timber out of the cabin and into the garage would provide the little pat on the head my brain needs today?

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I forget sometimes that not everyone gets my Australian references, including many Australians. Probably because my Australian references are usually GenX British TV references…

One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The fact that we are still using a 1916 German fuel saving measure in 2026 shows exactly how far we have come. It is our duty to embrace Daylight Saving Time and support the capitalist war machines endless growth…

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I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes the old fashioned remedies do work: Like having a glass of warm milk before bedtime to help you sleep. I find it works particularly well if you use it to swallow some Valium…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My weekend: Bad weather, daylight saving, yet another footballing show, and whatever the fourth rider of the apocalypse is dressed as…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That person from twitter that shows up for 5 mins to randomly comment on a bunch of posts with no context and then vanish again for a week:

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I Have Arrived Dramatic Entrance

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Depression was so much easier than ADHD burnout. With clinical depression I didn’t know that I could feel better if I just got some rest and stepped away from responsibilities. Depression was just pills, keep going and don’t die today. Simpler…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m going to pack the pie maker recipe book in the same box as the pie maker. I assume this is why people think I am a genius…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The cookbooks I bagged up and put outside the door just got taken out by sudden high winds and sideways rain. Pretty sure this is the universe giving me permission to just chuck stuff. Apparently I didn’t save them from landfill, I just bought them a few extra years…

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Dorinda Medley: Your Time Is Done Here

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The corner kitchen cabinet oubliette where I put things to forget about them is now empty. I suspect I will be making 3 piles from everything in the house. 1. Keep (for now) 2. Sell (when I can) 3. Load it up, go to the tip, and dump it in one big cathartic smash fest…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m not being quite as gung-ho as @crowbar.wtf suggested, but also more ruthless than I thought I would be. Keeping the pile on left, and putting the pile on the right into a woodchipper and setting fire to it before scattering the ashes in the soup bowls of orphans…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Actually this seems like a problem I can outsource: @crowbar.wtf Who do I box and who do I bin?

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

$500 feels a bit steep, it seems like something I could do at home with a glue gun and a bag of costume jewelry…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I might start packing the non essential kitchen stuff. There is a 99% chance I won’t have a proper kitchen for quite a while so I probably don’t need 50 cookbooks and a pile of vintage mixing bowls…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ford is going to release the Bronco in Australia? With that and the Mustang and the Ranger they are really cornering all the flavors of dis functional men. From road raging P plate tradies to road raging mid life crisis guys. I guess men who just murdered their ex was the obvious next step…

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White Bronco Highway Chase

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Once again I am going into the weekend with a head full of pudding. I couldn’t even try to medicate myself enough to function with the burnout that’s coming. On the bright side at least my body copes really well with sustained levels of high stress…

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This Is Gonna Suck

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I feel like the are you a robot test really wanted to see if I could think of any use for a wooden spoon in bed…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don’t you hate it when you grab a stack of $1 CDs and you accidentally get a Coldplay album?

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So how long before the palm router routs my palm?

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Spending the day making adjustments and testing the ceiling shaped jigsaw puzzle. I need to make positioning jig clamp doobie for the top strip, but I don’t have my doobie gauge with me…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I just manically put the first 12 boxes in the new shipping container just before the rain started. I was hoping to get some sand and pavers down today, but the weather gods are once again showing me how much they love me by watering me…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Let the world know you definitely have a record of domestic violence and at least 3 DUIs with this one simple trick…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have refund email from AGL, requiring me to call or the money will disappear in 2 weeks. AGL have my details and could credit the money but need me to confirm my accounts. I have been on hold for 30min. It is definitely a scam, but it is one being run by AGL.

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Mr. Burns: Oh, Whatever. Just Take It.

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Only using one side of the electric blanket has allowed me to lay in the middle of the bed and have only one warm buttock. We truly live in a time of wonders…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have had this song stuck in my head for about 6 months. Maybe it’s like the Noah thing, and one of the random deities wants me to build a lighthouse…

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Shayfer James - Lighthouse Keeper (Official Lyric Video)

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There is cat vs moth shenanigans happening in my house. I’m very glad I am not relying on my cat to protect me from anything…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you like sea and you like men, have I got the book for you…

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wonder how much of this show I will need to watch to figure out if I have already seen it?

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Seth Meyers: It's A Lot

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