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Nick from Portland

@nickpdx.bsky.social
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laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️‍🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff

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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 23m
Can someone just take my phone and delete him out of it?
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 7h
Celebrating hump day by texting @spaceboyrix.bsky.social a photo of my butt.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
hump day brought to you by running.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 12h
it’s my season 🍂
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
join me
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 15h
Letting you all know now that I am willing to hold keys for the month!
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hosted my second show in a row last night. See you this weekend for some more comedy, New York!
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tbh feeling great
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tbh feeling great
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hosted my second show in a row last night. See you this weekend for some more comedy, New York!
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pnw-peach.bsky.social @pnw-peach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the concept of two top boyfriends sharing me and my holes.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me (4 years ago)
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got to share my favorite movie in the world with my best friends who’d never seen it this past weekend 🥹😭🤣🫣
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gay guy at the gym rolling his eyes at my mirror selfie when i know about his onlyfans.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
whatever go follow @pnw-peach.bsky.social
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always a fun time when you compassionately set a boundary or responsibly share your feelings and subsequently lose a friendship.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
where I do my posting from.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
body is 🫖
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hosted and produced my first comedy show last night and it felt great :)
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Palm Springs pride in November is gonna be a bloomf kissing circle.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
crushing again 😒
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a dive bar bathroom mirror hates to see my tipsy ass coming serving face.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we cute
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly have very little investment in iced coffee or a debate about such behavior….. but I WILL point out that “professionalism” and how it’s defined and how it’s used as a measurement and a barrier is deeply rooted in racism and sexism.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Wait how are you single!” I DON’T KNOW, OKAY?!
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey bro
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I decided to sleep a little longer this morning and just go to the gym after work today and now that work is almost over I am so mad at my morning self.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should take them off.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should take them off.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“You can’t give away the barn and expect the milk.”
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
at the orville peck concert with besties ♥️
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
called off work, went for a run.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In a city with a small enough gay population like Portland, I always get worried that the hot guy with the big dick I’m talking to on Sniffies is actually someone I know.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The best thing AI has ever done is deliver this answer to my tipsy google search.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#mcm
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
here’s a pic from the club bathroom.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting swole
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🫣😘
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the only good answer ai has ever given,
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🫣😘
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I ran into my ex from 6 years ago for the first time in 6 years tonight, that none of my friend know and super fucked me up at the time. And I kept running into him all night. I want to cry.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stephen King style horror short story about a man with a cock that gets unreasonably fat on Fridays to the point it threatens his life and the life of the person he loves. It’s a general metaphor for hubris and the perils of self hatred.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By moving to the “center,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening inequality, economic insecurity, and the unchecked political power of corporations and the rich. Political centrism is nonsense. There is no middle ground between democracy and oligarchy.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dolly Parton themed wine tasting 💖🍷
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some of my favorite fat cocks don’t even bother posting on Friday anymore…
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
excuse me sir but it’s friday.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dorothy in the cupboard listening to Elphaba and Glinda sing a whole ass song.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
circuit parties are just gay doggy daycare.
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
join me
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hot guys who live far away from me…. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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