Very proud of my wife (@beckiereedartist on Instagram) who has been working incredibly hard these last few months towards a solo show @rutlandgallery in Uppingham, Rutland. The exhibition starts on Saturday 3rd October. www.rutlandgallery.com/beckie-reed-... #art #painting
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[outside view of a toothpaste factory, signalled with a big sign on top in shape of a toothpaste tube]
SCIENTIST [a voice coming from inside factory]:
So that's decided
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SCIENTIST:
We're going to make the three types of toothpaste...
[he gestures to three tubes of toothpaste in front of him]
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SCIENTIST:
Fluoride, Slightly Different Fluoride, and Flouride But Sensitive.
[voice from off-scene];
WAIT!
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[a CHARACTER has entered. They are dressed like a magician. I've not decided what sort of character, maybe like an animal in a top hat or something. But magician-esque. They are named David Advanced Plus+].
SCIENTIST:
Who are you?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm David Advanced Plus+
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SCIENTIST:
Plus plus?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Plus+
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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm David Advanced Plus+ and I want you to watch carefully...
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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm going to say the magic word....
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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Activeprocharcoalgumproproformula3Dshinepearlssensicooolingvisiwhitecharcoalproprotectproprotectplus+PLUS+ !
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[he waves his wand and lots of different-coloured toothpaste tubes appear]
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SCIENTIST:
So many toothpastes! Are they...better?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Are they bollocks
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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
They are exactly the same...
...but plus+.
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SCIENTIST:
Plus plus?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Plus+.
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