Choco @rachoco.bsky.social · 23/07/2026With the noir theme of the upcoming Tau update in Warframe I'm looking forward to a boxing ring investigation subplot where I'll have to fight the Ropadopalyst 121
Reposted by ChocoRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Being against bike lanes is the number one red flag there’s deeper, darker views a person holds that we just don’t know about 914071436
Reposted by ChocoGupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 09/06/2026i open shazam while bro in stall next to me destroyed the toilet an it came up w yr band 1829
Reposted by Chococeej @ceej.online · 16/03/2026ME: (chastising myself) Careful. We can't just paint every billionaire as an evil NPC with no inner life. They're just people, and we need to understand that if we're ever going to improve society BILLIONAIRE: I'm an empty shell, man. No thoughts up here. I'm essentially a void made to suck up money 242577572
Reposted by Chocogriz @grizlor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026A dear friend of mine pitched this show to me as "the only 2 cis dudes on the planet who can talk about anime and have good opinions" and I was sold after the "catgirls on ice" analogy in the first episode. I'm still getting caught up but my hooting and hollering has definitely increased like 300% 082
Reposted by Chocojimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 14/08/2025Attachment issues 2654371130
Reposted by Chocolauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/01/2026diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay 5396871
Reposted by ChocoCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/11/2025going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now 183159760
Reposted by Chocoonion person @junlper.beer · 10/11/2025even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people 250137022427
Reposted by ChocoPhil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶 348932082
Reposted by Choco🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire 312381515
Reposted by ChocoEmily @emilyonhere.gay · 30/10/2025“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten 215116572922
Reposted by Chocojulie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 21/09/2025if you are in a professional or personal situation where you cannot fully divest yourself from something being rightly boycotted, you've got an easy out: shut the fuck up. no one asked. you're free. i'm not your priest. 121270305
Reposted by ChocoRogue @rogue.site · 19/09/2025I am the god king of this trolley car and woe betide any customer foolish enough to challenge my reign www.rogue.site/editorials/t... 0162
Reposted by ChocoCass @cassmarshall.bsky.social · 18/09/2025obligatory rogue.site plug. i'm writing sicko shit about weird video games over thererogue.siteRogueAd-free video game news, guides, opinions, history, culture, previews, interviews, and reviews written by humans, for humans 06611
Reposted by ChocoZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 28/08/2025single until I can find a human partner that I love as much as I love the $6 Costco rotisserie chicken (impossible) 222166
Reposted by Choco🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2025repost to instantly kill an astronomer 48864267
Reposted by ChocoBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/07/2025People and the media have accepted it as a normal political discussion that good people can disagree on but it’s straight up sociopath shit to take away someone’s healthcare and I don’t really have time for anyone who feels differently 223185557
Reposted by Chocopixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe 7272831026
Reposted by ChocoAlyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I’m not putting anyone on a pedestal but at every opportunity to be a shithead who throws marginalized people under a bus this man chooses the opposite and he’s wildly popular because of it and I don’t understand what about that isn’t clicking for other dems 1245101187
Reposted by ChocoClayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Hey all! Some of us (former) Polygon folks are going to be streaming this Friday (May 30th), in support of the Polygon Workers GoFundMe, and also to thank everyone who's already generously donated! It'll start at 7:00 PM EST @ www.twitch.tv/cashley 11412188
Reposted by ChocoGene Ha creator of 2026 IL Reads pick MAE The Definitive Edition @geneha.com · 11/05/2025Uline's owners are the 2nd biggest political donors to Trump, so found a non-MAGA alt rec'd on Reddi: EcoEnclose. For shipping boxes for original comic art, so I got EXACTLY the size I wanted. It's half the price once you add in shipping to my house from Uline. EcoEnc $120.32 vs Uline $238.38. 4425241270
Reposted by Chocomerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/05/2025my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform 143127354
Reposted by Chocohollis @okayhollis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025maybe my favorite thing ever published at polygon by @cassmarshall.bsky.social - cass forever, hayseed forever www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...polygon.comEveryone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead OnlineHe is my friend 219059
Reposted by ChocoChell O'Buster @cellobuster.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Kid Vid on hard times after losing the Burger King contract 142
Reposted by ChocoMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/04/2025he’s right and he’s right to say it 253357857485
Reposted by ChocoAlanna Smith @alannawrites.bsky.social · 16/04/2025This is evil and awful and trans people everywhere deserve better than what's happening right now. And I think it's impossible to overtstate the pivotal role that JK Rowling played in mainstreaming hateful and false ideas about trans people. Every dollar you give her goes toward efforts like this. 2521641045
Reposted by ChocoIt's Ryan! Boo! @construct.goblinmo.de · 12/04/2025Listening to them coin the term "post function society" and proceed to (correctly) describe our modern state as one where even money has been cast aside to worship at the altar of cruelty genius stuff. You won't feel any better per se but it's nice to hear someone go "hey wait a minute" 2319
Reposted by ChocoAlex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Having trans people in my life has made it unimaginably better, and nowhere I feel like I belong would be as good, or maybe even exist at all, without trans people. Accepting this doesn’t just help trans people. Even though that alone should be enough. It helps all of us. 0294
Reposted by ChocoChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/03/2025We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life. 364697965
Reposted by ChocoFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 28/03/2025it has never been harder to be a chill dude. all day every day, the chill is challenged. they wanna see you heated. they HATE to see you jus chillin 121190
Reposted by ChocoBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become 2284466484
Reposted by Chocozhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Teens can meet up with the in crowd here, but better not bring any weapons 12515
Reposted by ChocoJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/01/2025leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block 119186633292
Reposted by Chocolauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/01/2025my sans culotte ass would never believe in the holy royal authority of any man named "louie" 1824614
Reposted by ChocoDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 27/12/2024When my beloved screen shows me a character I don’t recognize I jeer and hiss until it shows me a character from a familiar IP or extended universe, at which point I begin to cheer and say “I know what that is!” 417730
Reposted by Choconora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 23/12/2024when cats curl up so much their faces go upside down rt if you agree 662582680
Reposted by ChocoJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024it feels good as fuck as a crab in a barrel to keep other crabs in the barrel. yoink get back down here fancy pants haha luv ya 81060114
