Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 6hI'm so sorry son. Growlithe found a fire stone in the back yard and we had to put him down 0112
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 7hnew number done come out. One Fuckdred. It's like One Hundred except it's Fucked. Plus new law says everything costs a Fuckdred bucks. No hagglin 2166
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 12hfuck you, you smug monkey. how the fuck am I supposed to see no evil? I don't control everything I see 040
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sucked Off By A Neutrino And Other Bawdy Tales of Science 061
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026(supervillain voice) Play that funky music white boy! Play that funky music till you die! 071
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i once got busy (had unbelievable diarrhea) in a burger king restroom (technically just outside the restroom) 0103
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026getting dick from my nutritionist we call that Diet Dr's Pecker 14011
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i know for sure my blood-line has forbiden blade knowledge because whenever i pick up a knive i start doing mysterious moves and techniques without even thingking 1264
Reposted by Fio FiorelloPaul @oneofthegoodpauls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Remember everyone you meet is fighting a battle you cannot see. They move super fast like when Goku fought Perfect Cell and only a handful of characters were even able to track their movements. You're like Mr. Satan and you think it's all a trick. But it's not a trick. 0156
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026lord give me the wisdom to know when a new equip is worth losing my set bonus 0100
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Omega 3 is a preposterous name for a vitamin. do they even know what Omega means? 030
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the Tomatometer goes from Rotten to Fresh. But, regardless of their quality, throwing tomatoes at all is a response to a bad performance. Sharks, I am proposing an alternative Tomatoes to Panties scale 0133
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026using top of the line age progression technology to create a 100% accurate computer rendering of what I will look like tomorrow 080
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they're called Studio Killers because it would kill them to put out another studio album 160
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026PEOPLE POSTING ABOUT THEIR KID ON INSTAGRAM: 5 years ago today Braelynn Cailyn Smithers blessed us with her beautiful life 🥰 PEOPLE POSTING ABOUT THEIR KID ON BLUESKY: my toddler keeps saying "let's do that" when we watch Survivor. you wouldn't last one fucking tribal council, kid 030775
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Based on the very specific logo on the tie in this photo, it *should* be easy to track down. McDonald's only used the this strange "slash through the arc" logo from 1960 to 1962. Sadly this is the only tie I can find online that even uses this logo at all. I won't stop looking for the tie 1172
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Big Boobahol may not be safe for women who are pregnant, nursing, or planning to become nurses 0101
Reposted by Fio FiorelloStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/09/2026 722684
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026when I was a kid I couldn't really understand the lyrics but now that I'm in my 30s, I too would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear 1123
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Uh yeah I'll have a 21st Century Schizoid Man Oh and what the hell, it's the weekend, go ahead and (Include Mirrors) 061
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 05/09/2026wow they even got the original colors that played the colors in Undertale 020
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 04/09/2026sorry boss can't come in tomorrow, one of the Morgans of Morgan & Morgan is named Ultima. 3235
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 03/09/2026(trying to blend in with the canadians) 🎵 O, Canada The pipes the pipes are calling 🎶 051
Reposted by Fio FiorelloShoes (COMMS OPEN) @shoesbedrawin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending 1740852011
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 31/08/2026engineers are fleecing us. they are just making shit up and adding a bunch of wires to everything to throw us off the scent 040
Reposted by Fio FiorelloFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 12/08/2026ME: i believe there's been a jizunderstanding (a misunderstanding about jizz) RECEPTIONIST AT THE SPERM BANK: yeah i know what a jizunderstanding is 05517
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 29/08/2026President Trump is weighing an executive order that would allow your boss to pay you with a choice from one of three items, in lieu of a paycheck. Democratic lawmakers propose a plan to provide some Americans with rerolls 1196
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 28/08/2026ill fart on the train full blast. no kung fu butt shifts to try and conceal it. pedal to the metal 060
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 27/08/2026GUY FROM THE SUBURBS: well technically it's Lower Undead Burg but it's basically Anor Londo. It's like 20 minutes from the Duke's Archives 0123
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 26/08/2026they got Joe Biden in that Mr House shit from New Vegas 100000% 070
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Sounds great it's pretty hard to lose weight 011
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm not a shapeshifter but i can shift my shape a little, i'd say 150
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 26/08/2026playing FORCES from the Berserk soundtrack so me and twenty guys can beat your fucking ass like we love each other deeply 130
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/08/2026McDonald's: I'm Lovin' It - Pussy shit. I'm not in love with a burger. I would not fuck a burger Burger King: Have It Your Way - Even pussier shit. If you are a king why are you kissing me on my ass hole? FIO BURGER GRILL: Fuck Your Hunger To Death - now we are talkin. that's a burger i'd fuck 0195
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The Expo company has an awesome business model. We are gonna make some great markers, and then about 500 different useless products that cannot erase those markers 072
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/08/2026ok but if that low-down homewrecker Jolene outlived her i am gonna be pissed 061
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/08/2026reading about chess history and it's so funny that they started calling stuff "hypermodern" in the 1920s. The rest of the world wasn't even modern yet but chess was already up to hyper. gamers have not changed 040
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/08/2026wasn't the best at math in school but i think i would kick ass at this 040
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i made the first Super Smash Bros. Brawl Stage Builder level to win an Academy Award 240
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i wish there was a way to relive the magic of my favorite movies while simultaneously seeing them like never before 150
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 20/08/2026don't make promises you aren't willing to keep, steam 2110
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 19/08/2026China is stealing our data. Not scared? Now replace data with semen. Horny now? Yeah me too 09023
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 19/08/2026the moral of the Mother series is that being adopted never works out 030
Reposted by Fio FiorelloAnime Sickos Podcast @animesickos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Tom's Record Club is back! This time, @fiofiorello.bsky.social joins to yap about Negativland's Escape from Noise, a silly and scathing sound collage that seems years ahead of its time. Youtube Poops owe so much to these guys. This was a great discussion, check it out on "Patreon"patreon.comTom's Record Club: Escape from Noise by Negativland | Anime SickosTom's Record Club: Escape from Noise by Negativland by Anime Sickos on Patreon. Join Anime Sickos's community for exclusive content and updates. 184
Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 18/08/2026it's funny that he was named Bill Withers because he actually blossomed 031
