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Clayton Ashley

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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
definitely a favorable environment, but also wise not to get between Kansans and a moderate democratic woman candidate for governor, thats their ideal for some reason
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
astonishing in all this to still see "not all men" whining and 1. why, when a women is talking about rapists/abusers, do you think they're talking about *you*!?!?! and 2. yeah, women can't know you're "one of the good ones", that's the whole point about how terrifying it is!?
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think a lot about the internet in Cyberpunk 2077 that has to be walled off because it’s full of nothing but dangerous rogue AI
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Toussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can tell Control Resonant wasn't made in America by the way there are billboards all across Manhattan promoting awareness about climate change, unionization, and suing your employer for wrongful termination.
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🫡 Keiki Kobayashi
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ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE Main Theme - Everflow
YouTube video by PROJECT ACES - Topic
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#kago #kagoposting #kagohive #halfwaytoklingonspace #startrek #enterprise #whoiskago #whatdoyoumeanyoudontknowkago #mid-tierbountyhunters #top70bountyhunters #kagofan
Kago on screen in Star Trek enterprise. He’s a weird alien with a triple ridged skull, purple, white and blue hair, and a facial expression that reads as annoyed and disdainful.
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
probably a lousy poll but still lmao, rofl, etc
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is good, but also hat tip to the Clone Wars for the Umbaran arc, that stuff hits so hard in this game
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
something outrageous happened to my wife at work and I texted that it was “fucking outrageous” but forgot the space and my iPhone turned it into “fuckingniutrageois”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026
Matt Royer (@royermattw) on twitter:
"Teams during rivalry week:

- Ohio State: We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan

- Alabama: Go East until you smell it, go South until you step in it

- Kansas: John Brown did nothing wrong. 260,000 dead confederates was not enough."
[a black and white painting of abolitionist John Brown with a wild beard, standing with his arms outstretched, holding a rifle in one hand and an open book in the other.]
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/09/2026
There is No Workable Moderate Position on Transgender Rights www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can listen to nearly 60 episodes of Temporal Culture War or just read this post if you don’t care about Star Trek and wanna save time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicin…
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the thing is, to permanently capture carbon with trees, they need to fully grow and then you gotta cut them down and bury them underground or else the CO2 just returns via decay. we burned a bunch of fossil fuels that were in the ground, we're on the hook to get it back there again somehow!
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
on vacation. I’m variously on the beach, on a floating tiki bar, and drinking on a balcony with a bunch of friends so I’m just saying… good week for it to happen
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 28/08/2026
America’s Nazi party engages in eugenics
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Got a free ticket to the Liberty game tonight and I gotta say, after seeing her in person… Ellie is a *Top Tier* mascot. elite.
Ellie the Elephant of the New York Liberty struts across home court during a timeout
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
gonna make make a called shot here that Bluesky will NOT be chill about the fact you can play as a lady Devaronian in the new star war game
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Evil people have to start dying RIGHT NOW
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i've been messing around with one ex-jimmy's portable projectors recently and they're really impressive (especially the auto-keystoning), but what I really like about this review is that it gets at how tactile and fun watching movies on a projector is!
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Ryan Gilliam @rygilliam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rogue wouldn’t exist without Rascal. Without Chase. Or without Rowan. Rogue has seen similar issues here (times are hard, and it’s hard to spend money on games), but we don’t have the same overhead because it’s sadly not our main job. But Rascal has earned FT pay. Help them get it!
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Jared Russo @jaredrusso.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I had to update my glowing review of Dogpile because it released for Swtich and iOs. I cannot stop playing this game: videogame.town/2026/08/24/d... @folly.studio
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What If You Smashed ‘Suika Game,’ ‘Balatro,’ And Dogs Into A Video Game?
Where are we dropping, boyz? The dogs, that is. Because you drop dogs in this game.
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
for all mankind's shift from "alt-history prestige drama" to "absolutely bonkers family melodrama + funhouse mirror West Wing" in the 3rd season would be more jarring if each episode didn't ALSO have 8.5 minutes of the absolute sickest spaceship CGI that Apple TV can buy
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I read a story this weekend about a conservative Howard Beach couple that voted for Mamdani over Cuomo because 1. his last name ends in an "i", therefore Italian and 2. they couldn't believe the journalist when they told them he was a socialist because he's always talking about affordability
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
at a pizza restaurant with the nephew, they’ve got a giant outdoor chess set and he’s invented a game where he sets them all up and then knocks them down one by one. Everyone here cheers when he knocks over the last one.
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
it’s kinda like the Simpsons gag about Homer’s BBQ pit, but for a home your thinking of renting or buying!
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No Gods No Mayors Podcast @nogodsnomayors.com · 12/08/2026
You, too, can listen to the show that Jon Stewart says is a pretty good idea for a show. nogodsnomayors.com
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
[intrusive thought] mesquitalopram
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
nothing against the film which I’m excited to see in a few minutes but… Canva ass poster. Oh, you made “70MM” hollow? Wow!! And is that giant… in FRONT of some text? What fantastic use of auto background removal, I would’ve NEVER thought of that!
The Odyssey “every frame in IMAX 70mm” poster depicting the fight with giants.
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The most interesting thing the game did had to do with beating the game and starting over and then I think about how many people actually played the main story to the end… lol. Lmao
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 07/08/2026
I mean they're being babies about this, but "dodging a loophole" by moving someone into the property/renting it out long term/establishing residency here is kind of the point??
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Kansas hasn’t elected a dem to senate since 1932 but they also LOVE electing moderate democratic women governors who appoint tons of state Supreme Court judges that protect the right to abortion
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i almost wonder if a lot people have internalized the "both sides" to the point where they feel they have to give each party some strengths and weaknesses (combined with the fact that people don't actually believe you when you tell them what republican policies are)
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
its gotta feel a little bad that the number one reaction people seem to be having to samsung's fancy new foldable is that it makes them excited for the folding iPhone
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You dumb asses, we HAD year round outdoor dining and then you let the city’s department of transportation end it because it was using 0.03% of parking spots
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
dell made a nice little aluminum laptop like the macbook neo and while personal computing is mostly a depressing space right now, I think it's neat that little laptops are back
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
better enviro policy than 99% of politicians, thank you Jack
text: 9. Oil and gas companies to pay for solar panels for everyone. (From Jack, aged 10)
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
once again, the best donuts in the world are sold for a week at Greek church street fairs in Astoria, Queens
A beautiful pile of golden brown Greek honey donuts, loukoumades
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
don’t know if the new movie will be any good but this is very funny
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
watching congo
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
hey @doomquasar.bsky.social did you know the first half of @jacobgeller.com's new video is actually a documentary about the making of The Great Game? www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3bk...
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My Favorite Piece of Stock Footage
YouTube video by Jacob Geller
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
knowing that adult sunfish are like, practically floating corpses full of parasites, “disintegrates” is more like it
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i don't want to watch any of these movies but i realllly don't want to watch die another day .help
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"Taco Bell is the last bastion of corporate responsibility" is the 2026 business version of "the Catholic Church has the morale high ground over the American government" that would be really head scratching in the late 90s
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Kennedy Diarrhea" is a lot of syllables, but "The Kennedy Bug" feels like it undersells it. not sure yet how to work explosive in there
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
neighborhood subreddits are for asking if anyone else heard the loud sound, working with other users to discern the nature of the loud sound, and absolutely nothing else
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
might have to revise this because now I’m in our regular place that’s usually empty on a Tuesday night showing the 🇲🇽/ 🇪🇨 game and have joined the crowd cheering for El Tri
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i feel like I have to root for Egypt, Morocco and/or Algeria in the World Cup because every time any of them score a goal, my block in Astoria Queens vibrates with thunderous cheering
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i feel like I have to root for Egypt, Morocco and/or Algeria in the World Cup because every time any of them score a goal, my block in Astoria Queens vibrates with thunderous cheering
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