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Niall R. Thotep

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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 8h
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 12h
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 16h
It’s really fucked up we told generations of kids they had to take out personal loans in order to improve their lives as we cut funding to schools and when that turned out to be bullshit the general consensus has been “fuck those kids”
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 17h
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My Favourite Films That Don’t Exist
A few years ago I did one of those fuck it, for every like this post gets, I’ll do such and such a thing posts on Twitter.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 22h
The Cunt Tent at Glastonbury
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FARTGATE: Tomorrow’s Lancashire Telegraph is an absolute joy to behold. Buy it. Treasure it. Leave it to your grandchildren. #BuyALocalNewspaper
Lancs Telegraph front page: A POINT
OF ODOUR
Reform councillor 'broke wind
towards rival' during meeting.
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every Facebook post now is either “My beloved father suffered a fatal heart attack and crushed our 20yo dog causing my beloved mother to faint head first onto a coffee table and die” or “remember the good old days when teenagers were white?”
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mamdani might be the first example I've seen in my 51 years of life of a charismatic politician using his powers for Good, and it's a beautiful thing.
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so you're saying we can destroy Man City AND the British AI industry in one move???
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cosmos. Super low-key British sci-fi movie with a cast of three filmed entirely inside or immediately outside a family estate car. Kind of a kitchen-sink Contact. A couple of corny moments but overall but it's rather lovely little film.
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Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not one to believe in the AI apocalypse, but I do believe the hold it has on boomers could lead to an apocalypse
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at Al's capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk's Al chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok

was ingenious.
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Normally, this is the sort of thing you'd expect to find scrawled on a charred notebook page whilst sifting through the ashes of a compound which caught fire in contested circumstances after being surrounded by the FBI for three weeks.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHAT THE FUCK
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It’s hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that’s just how it is sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️

I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given the tumultuous nature of his early life, his often tortured soul, and how hard he fights for humanity I wanted him to feel the deepest and most stable form of love this world can provide. My heart is full knowing I got to do that, and I hope it leaves a lasting good effect.

We were always his safe space. A place where all of us were overjoyed to see him and one that was always full of happiness and love, not war, in contrast to his otherwise militant existence (a needed break from the battlefield where he could recharge his heart and soul before heading back out)

I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly.

I’ve loved him more than life itself and he’s taught me 100 lifetimes of knowledge and made my cup overflow with life meaning, so there is a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I am so beyond grateful for our children and they make every single day the best day of my life! I do hope and pray he and I can be great friends and coparents.

I’m hurting, but care deeply about E and will always be cheering for his happiness. God speed, Elon, the world is lucky to have you.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 02/10/2026
If these bears form an alliance with the orcas we will all be in trouble
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Iago and Richard III. Both pitch up and literally say to the audience: "Hello, I'm a baddie. Watch me do some baddie shit." Dicky 3 spends about two seconds explaining his motivation, Iago doesn't bother at all. They both the rest of their time *really enjoying* being evil.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farage and his little scrote army, excitedly, as soon as there were arrests: OMG HOPE THEY'RE IMMIGRANTS 😀 Britsky, as soon as they're released on bail: OMG HOPE THEY'RE DOGGERS 😀
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🎃Simon Threadgold🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A cricket based folk horror movie, The Wicket Man. Predictably, it ends with the ashes.
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Massive respect to the hired goons in this season of Reacher. Each of them displaying truly impressive levels of commitment and professionalism, continuing to put up ultimately pointless resistance long after anyone else in that position would have sacked it off and gone home.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Brian and Charles alert! Brian and Charles alert! If you've not seen it, do so, it should be held as highly as Paddington in the British consciousness.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That it’s literally impossible to make the star wars fandom happy so you may as well turf out a pile of wank and make a couple of billion dollars.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know that saying about how the way they treat asylum seekers is the way they’d treat everyone else if they thought they could get away with it? Well,
The Tories said the reduced subsistence allowance would be loaded onto pre-paid card that would not allow cash withdrawals, and would "prevent spending" on alcohol, cigarettes, or gambling.
The party is yet to detail how its proposal would work, but shadow welfare secretary Helen Whately said it would be "a version" of the pre-paid Aspen card issued to asylum seekers living in government-funded accommodation.
These cards cannot be used to make contactless, telephone or internet payments, whilst asylum seekers whose applications have failed cannot withdraw cash.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agreed. Find your own sexy man, you lazy git.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I DON’T WANT TO DOWNLOAD AN APP TO ACCESS MY TICKETS I JUST WANT MY TICKETS
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Appear initially distracted, then concerned, then utterly terrified by something I can see lurking behind the hosts right shoulder.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 23/09/2026
Going to shoplift Meal Deals in Sainsbury's and they can't arrest me because it'll make me a martyr. "Free the scotch eggs" I shout on TikTok, with a mouth full of scotch eggs.
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HP Lovecraft, 60 years earlier: what if gods were observably real, entirely indifferent to mortal life *at best*, and so completely alien in form and outlook that simply encountering them drives you irrevocably insane
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Godzill Minus Zero = Godzilla. I'll watch still watch it, obviously, but I'm going to get stuck on this point for awhile.
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA. Have them be quite shit in the first place, then make them bitter and pissy about not having hit for 20 years. That seems to do it.
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FWIW I'm entirely content with Danny Tommo becoming a martyr.
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Eric Alterman @ericalterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am not terribly upset with the development "AI evangelism becoming associated with the ugly senile rapist everyone hates"
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The masked radiation burned traffic warden from Threads. It's a joke, you see, based on the juxtaposition between a request for funny sitcom scenes and an image from one of the most bleak and disturbing television shows ever made. If alt-text allowed images it would obviously undermine the entire purpose of alt-text but if it *did* allow images, I'd put an image here if the comedian Henning Wein, who's entire schtick is based around explaining the joke which is what I've just done. Twice, in fact.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We live in a world where I can immediately think of 6 public figures that this could, and does, apply to.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
imagine being a grown adult highly-paid professional, going to a party where you see an unaccompanied 13 year old in the midst of (presumably) various drug/alcohol/sexual activities, and NOT immediately 1. leaving so fast you leave a cloud of dust behind you and 2. notifying authorities.
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Venn you see the truth...
Venn diagram. Top circle, Canada Geese. Bottom left circle, Toddler. Bottom right circle, Anti-Vaxxer

Intersection Canada Geese/Toddler: always pooping
Intersection Canada Geese/Anti-Vaxxer: wants everydead
Intersection Toddler/Anti-Vaxxer: incoherent ramblings
Intersection of all 3: can't reason with them
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And now the reason for the interview becomes clear. Making sure in advance that the blame for job losses is shifted to minorities. BBC News - Sir Jim Ratcliffe suspends production at key UK plants blaming high gas prices - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Sir Jim Ratcliffe suspends production at key UK plants blaming high gas prices
Ineos said natural gas in the UK is twelve times more expensive than in the US.
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sure this is the first of a series of articles when he says similar sort of things about other supporter's groups I might be wrong though...
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now, imagine the response to a column asking why a Premier League team has a Jewish supporters group.
Michael Deacon
Why do Man Utd have a Muslim supporters’ group?
Sir Jim Ratcliffe must go, declares an organisation for the team’s Islamic fans. There’s just one thing puzzling
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Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it's absolutely mad that today there's a *national news story* about 400 oil platform workers losing their jobs, and the government being blamed. 25% of the UK TV industry lost their jobs in the last 4 years and we never hear a peep about it! Some jobs are 'real jobs' I guess.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck this guy and anyone who supports him
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