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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well that answers that question

Hart trusts Man City chair Al Mubarak over ruling: Former Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart believes club chairman Al Mubarak's claims they are innocent of breaking financial rules

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oooh give this a listen, @johnrain.co.uk was kind enough to let me ramble at length about this curate's trainwreck of a film! featuring the star of Ebenezer (if such a thing exists), and the star of a true crime documentary America's Most Famous Cannibals (probably)!

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 28/09/2026

An epic episode of whimsy and fascination with @jackbern.bsky.social

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 27/09/2026

If people really like them long podcasts, then @jackbern.bsky.social and I have you really covered tomorrow.

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

early weeks on strictly are the best because it's when I get my favourite crowd reaction - booing Craig viciously for giving a low score and then sitting in awkward silence when Motsi gives the exact same score

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Also, most people have stopped paying for journalism, so journalism has to do whatever it must to get people clicking on things. Again, it's just a very different world. Fifty-odd years passing will do that.

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

This remains my finest work

The classic panel from Watchmen with the caption "I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

But Doctor Manhattan has been replaced by a photo of Kevin McCloud from TV's Grand Designs.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know intellectually that the celebrity currently dancing on Strictly is not Joel Dommett, and yet, and yet

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"you don't know the completely legitimate legal arguments we're going to use, they go to another school"

On Friday, it was announced City had been found guilty of the vast majority of the 115 charges brought against them and Al Mubarak has responded with a letter to fans on the club's website.

"Following Friday's media reporting, many of you will have spent your evening answering questions and responding to messages from friends, family and colleagues. So have I," Al Mubarak said.

"Here's what I said to my family: The Premier League process still has a long way to run, and our confidence and intent in proving the club's innocence is just as strong as when this began.

"There are so many things that I would like to be able to share with you to help you understand why we feel so confident in our position.

"But the strict confidentiality of the legal process and our determination to respect it means I cannot do that at the moment. Even this letter underwent several legal checks to make sure it complies."

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why are so many BBC article headlines written like that Simpsons pamphlet

Your child has left home. Here's why it's time to stop checking up on them

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Dan Pop-o-matic @danpopomatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am excited to see what that episode of Taskmaster does to a certain contestant's stats on @jackbern.bsky.social's big Taskmaster spreadsheet. I do not know how my life came to this point.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

leftwing activist from 2011 standing with both feet wedged into a vienetta: ohhh I thought you said OCCUPY WALLS TREAT

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

recipe book: lightly roast the chickpeas me: so I see chickpeas are here tonight, great to see you, only vegetable that actually looks better run over, am I right folks? chickpeas: *runs out of kitchen in tears* recipe book: I said *lightly* you jackass

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

not being able to drink in stadiums is discrimination. shakespeare spoke Olde English. Charlie Brown had hoes

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 24/09/2026

Really stupid and inflammatory use of the word discrimination. Almost like it's to prick up the ears and win votes from the English uglies who 'want their country back' and think they're a minority now. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Burnham brands ban on football fans drinking alcohol in stands as 'discrimination'

The prime minister opposes the law - in place since 1985 - and believes there is a case to remove it.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Today Camille woke up debuting her new song "LONDON!" where she points at everything she sees and sings "this is Londooooooon", and Zoe stormed out yelling "I HATE LONDON!!!" like a Reform mayoral candidate, I love my kids

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

one upping Eggers by directing a reinterpretation of Toy Story 4 in Old Frankish

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's not an original thought but the idea of thousands of people wasting the single gift of a life they have been given in service of hatred, racist charlatans and AI slop will never stop depressing me

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We know our core demographic - Mackenzie Crook and/or Toby Jones

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026

is every ad gambling now, like do other companies even advertise anymore or has the economy completed its transformation into casino

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

miles teller? in the UK we call it an odometer

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nic.tattoos @nicterhorst.com · 22/09/2026

Genuinely, as a culture, we are being robbed of bootleg merch and bad Photoshop, and both are dying arts. Obviously there are bigger concerns, but I am already tangibly feeling these losses.

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

haven't heard much from that Earl Spencer in the last 30 minutes, the BBC should do another interview with him

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

still thinking about COYOTE VS ACME, it's basically Looney Tunes' version of DOPESICK in the sense that it's really three or four different stories (the crime, the whistleblower, the victim's story, the trial) interconnected by a secret decade long plan committed by one pathologically evil company

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/09/2026

"Yarrrr, me parents are dead in an alley"

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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You know what? Fuck it. If Rishi Sunak is willing to say the thing before any ostensibly progressive politician, he deserves the credit

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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 19/09/2026

Baddiel zone, Baddiel zone, you’re all in the Baddiel zone, none of you is free of sin

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The way the Trump people are obsessed with where they rank in an all time list is pathetic AND YES I'M AWARE HOW RICH THIS IS COMING FROM ME

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I really enjoyed COYOTE VS ACME as you might have been able to predict from my entire existence up to this point

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026

i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[talking to a guy who's coming out of his cage] Uh huh, yeah, I guess I'd say if you have to tell people you've been doing just fine you're probably not, you know

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Harper Collins execs this morning:

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but

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Mark Bradley @markbradley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For context on how good PLR is: I earn about as much from the PLR loan payments as I do in domestic sales royalties for Bumble & Snug. No-one serious would ever say libraries have a negative impact on sales (& I’d argue the opposite).

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The media treating this story as some hilarious 'village that roared' nighy-dench-mirren movie is pissing me right the fuck off. It's soft-selling fascism. We have become an inward looking, xenophobic joke.

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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

it's wild that you can get someone from ukgov to give it the "we hear you. we see you" routine if you're a small bunch of unhinged racists, but when the home office rips up my wife's naturalisation cert and sends her a replacement belonging to a romanian lady(!), lisa nandy is nowhere to be seen

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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans

Piddington residents vote over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My plan is to keep adding columns until it breaks the internet and/or me

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[Elon Musk voice] grahms we hiff to move to piddington, it's so lovely ind rayhcist

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

look the world is right to be afraid of my Taskmaster spreadsheet. you're right to have concerns that it may destroy all of humanity. but also: you should just trust me? I know I'm the guy who created this spreadsheet and I acknowledge that it might kill you all, but also, it's probably fine?

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