The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That feel when someone at work asks for your help using a tool, and you don't know how to use it yourself so you have to figure it out on the fly while talking to them, and when you're done they thank you for your help 021
Reposted by The Cool DudeThe Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The horror section at video stores used to go so hard. A VHS box with an evil grinning mass of fur. Then here's an evil grinning skeleton. Then right next to it an evil grinning puppet covered in blood. Sometimes several of them with numbers. Me terrified like why can't they kill that goblin???? 021
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would prefer not to have this instinct, but now that I've been told indirectly by a magazine that I'm an asshole for not having heard the song, I want to go out of my way to not listen to it even more 020
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Had one outdoor cat for about a year, then he got hit by a car. Had another outdoor cat for a few months, car. Then had an indoor cat for 14 years. She may have been less happy than the other two, but 14 times less happy? idk 030
Reposted by The Cool DudeThe Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Play us a song, you're the cowbell man [rest of bar waving their hands NO frantically in the background] 001
Reposted by The Cool DudeEvan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Finished a packet of crisps I was sharing with my dad, and upon reading in to find it empty he said “Jesus. Can’t have fucking anything in this house. They’d steal the shite right out of your arse” 131
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026False flags is another thing I have trouble believing in these days. The people we've got in power can't even put together a real flag 010
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Also funny that the way they convince the ewoks that c3po is magic is by... using magic 040
Reposted by The Cool DudeThe Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 08/02/2026ME: I'm not hearing anything in my left ear. I feel perfectly healthy otherwise, it's just like that ear has stopped working. I don't know. DOCTOR: So, this might seem like a long shot, but. Pagliacci is in town, 042
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026cut to C3PO trying to help the stinkbug but he falls into the assembly line and his head gets pulled off 000
Reposted by The Cool Dudecharlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it 4951062050
Reposted by The Cool DudeDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026holy shit lmao 982177516
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 25/09/20269 games, roughly chronological order of when I played them, based on vibes 110
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's easy to be better at messaging when you own the media 000
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026never been so conflicted about redeeming a free game 000
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026possible inspiration for the bit in Man Of Steel where the name Superman doesn't come from anywhere, people just start calling him that 000
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026why, were they worried he was gonna make a break for it 000
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Mayor Mamdani has THRUST HIS HARD WOOD into the ground to grow a beautiful forest of trees 010
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I remember when the Microsoft games subscription thing started, I thought "ah, very insidious, it obviously won't make money but they don't want to profit, they want to trap people in the Microsoft ecosystem". Then it turned out they did want to profit & were freaked out that it wasn't making money 120
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We got furry mpreg tommy tuberville before GTA6 010
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NEW DISCOURSE: If you attend a funeral in shitted-in pants, at what level of grief and/or connection to the deceased should nobody bother you about it? 010
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I tend to just Google "weather [my zip code]" to see the weather report, and the google suggested searches always include "what percentage of [my city] is white?" I don't want to know that 030
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Honestly "do not trust any owning willing to date an ice agent" is just broadly applicable good advice 031
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026medieval peasants who believe in spontaneous generation coming across a couple of week-old corpses 0406
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Other countries have triumphal arches but mine will be better because it'll be stuffed full of explosives and it'll have snipers on it. - the 12 year old president 020
Reposted by The Cool Dudeinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 18/12/2024i just finished baby proofing the apartment [rattles locks] no way they're getting back in 22985231
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I am definitely going to start calling something I do with food "pervert style" 040
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ME: I just don't know if she likes me. Should I ask her out? AI THAT TALKS LIKE JOSHUA GRAHAM FROM NEW VEGAS: I have dwelled much lately on Judges 16:28. "Please, God, strengthen me just once more, and let me with one blow get revenge on the Philistines for my two eyes.” ME: Thank you, Joshua. 032
Reposted by The Cool Dudevrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too 643645673
Reposted by The Cool Dudegamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169015710
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One of my fav Simpsons jokes is "the army said I was too fat, the police said I was too dumb". Workshopping an updated version where Homer can't join the army because he fucked a dog and can't join the FBI because he's got constant erections 010
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This man has way too much stuff going on in his life. It makes me feel inadequate. You can't be a medieval weaponry comic woke pole dancing husband and father in high heels when I'm over here not sure if I want to play all the way through Quake. It's not fair 0121
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026To be fair, if someone's telling Mitch McConnell how to vote they're either telling him to vote in a good way- ethically fine- or to vote in the evil way which he would have done anyway- probably also ethically fine since it's honoring his living wishes 030
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Candy makes a man reasonable, pleasant, and phlegmatic. Have you noticed the nastiest of tyrants invariably don't eat candy? 030
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Was anyone else annoyed that the Death Star explosion at the end of Return Of The Jedi reused the same exploding effect from the rebels' generator exploding in Empire Strikes Back? This is the climax of your whole series guys, get a new explosion 110
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Rikki Tikki Tavi, and John Swartzwelder's episodes of The Simpsons 010
Reposted by The Cool DudeFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026biggest laugh ive had in a minute 421852365
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's going to take a long time to control training data for foot guys 020
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What am I being stung for? Swatting at a wasp? A succulent Chinese wasp? 000
The Cool Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ok so it can be done. It's possible for it to be done. Capitulation to right wing bad faith bullshit isn't the only obvious course of action ok there's another way. Good to know thank you abdul 14114
