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Stuart Laidler

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Holding out hope for a Muppet Movie starring Nicolas Cage.

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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 35m
This speaks well of both programs tbh.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 3h
As read to my daughter at bedtime.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 7h
www.maptap.gg October 1 81🌟 98🔥 99🔥 87🎓 58😔 Final score: 812
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 22h
Heard your prick boss just sent a “that’s life 🤣” post to the work what’s app chat.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 23h
My therapist: What level of self confidence do you aspire to have? Me: ⬇️
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 23h
Little lad took a tennis racket to my son’s face at school today. He’s being very stoic about it, but I honestly don’t know what to say to him. Apart from maybe “Make sure you hit them before they get hold of a weapon”. Poor little guy is really subdued and doesn’t want to talk about it.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy fucking shit…
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 30 92🏆 96🔥 100🎯 88🎉 78😂 Final score: 886
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A year on from diagnosis. The tremors are back, though not as bad as before. The pain in my back/neck is still there. I’m starting to have difficulty enunciating my words on occasion so I kind of sound drunk sometimes*. The anxiety is, happily, well under control. I occasionally see ghosts.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 29 81✨ 93🏆 84😁 86🎓 76🙂 Final score: 828
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leland Palmer/Killer Bob. Props to Frank Silva for looking like the embodiment of chaotic evil, and Ray Wise for acting like it.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daughter told me she was bisexual earlier. I’m a combination of pleased that she’s able to tell me, proud that shes confident in herself and her sexuality, and gutted that it means I don’t win the £50 bet I made with my wife that our daughter would be gay. She bet straight, so neither does she.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine you are participating a light bit of dogging in a quiet farmers field in the Cotswolds & the next thing happening is the President of America is claiming credit for catching you in the international news & there’s now a photo of you on every major news outlet in the world?
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Fairfield lads appear to be white, fairly stupid, and have just been released on bail. So, white nationalists?
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 28 83🌟 80🌞 93🏆 96🏅 80🤗 Final score: 877
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw a “Danny Tommo being arrested is proof of 2 tier justice!!” in the wild yesterday. How do these people even dress themselves?
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kennedy. Fuck *off* did Lee Harvey Oswald make those shots. No fucking way.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hang there my verse, in witness of our love. And thou, thrice crowned queen of night survey, with thy chaste eye from thy pale sphere above, thy huntress’ name that doth my full life ensnare. These trees shall be my books and in their barks my every fuck I’ll character.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 27 97🔥 96🏅 98🔥 94🏅 80👏 Final score: 911
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today, I make curry!
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vic the Veep off of The BoysDavis Ellison
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Crikey.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you haven’t bought this book, please buy this book. It’s superb.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 25 98🔥 91👑 85😁 88🎉 89🎉 Final score: 890
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ben Shepherd off of Soundgarden. Bloke attacked his bass like it had personally offended him.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 24 91👑 92👑 92🏆 83🌟 77😁 Final score: 847
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“There is no try. Poo…or poo not.” Yoda when he’s constipated.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 23 94🏅 98🔥 90👑 87🎓 83🌟 Final score: 882
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just wrote a remarkably similar one to my MP.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not saying we need to just kick fascists heads in at every opportunity now that we’re fair game. It’s just that I’m not not saying it either.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YES!
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Community: Dean Pelton's Anguish on the Floor
Alt: Community: Dean Pelton's Anguish on the Floor as he sees Jeff on tablets for his anxiety
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We live in a world where I can immediately think of 6 public figures that this could, and does, apply to.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did my first proper big belly laugh in a very long time to this. Magnificent.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just once I’d like to read an article along the lines of “I’m 35 and I’ve absolutely fucked it. Here’s how I squandered what little opportunity I was given.” Happy to write it….
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Niall R. Thotep @psychonaut99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And now the reason for the interview becomes clear. Making sure in advance that the blame for job losses is shifted to minorities. BBC News - Sir Jim Ratcliffe suspends production at key UK plants blaming high gas prices - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Sir Jim Ratcliffe suspends production at key UK plants blaming high gas prices
Ineos said natural gas in the UK is twelve times more expensive than in the US.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍
mathew-owen.co.uk
Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester
Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 22 100🎯 93🏆 88🎉 93🏆 89🎉 Final score: 915
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 21 99🎯 97🔥 77🤗 99🎯 82🌟 Final score: 893
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Wide shot of the BRITISH MUSEUM. There are suggestions of fascism around the streets - tanks, barricades, an Orwellian 'Big Brother'-style poster on a wall. A voice of a TOUR GUIDE emanates from the museum:

TOUR GUIDE:
So the Tapestry tells acrucial chapter of our nation's history...

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[Cut to interior of museum. A long Bayeaux-style TAPESTRY is on display, and the Tour Guide is speaking to a tour group]

TOUR GUIDE [smiling]:
How modern fascist Britain was created. 

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TOUR GUIDE:
The Tapestry begins here with the 2008 Crash, then austerity, then the AI Crash...

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TOUR GUIDE:
...and by the end of the room it's just full-on fash. 

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CHILD IN TOUR GROUP [gesturing to the tapestry]:
What's this middle bit?

TOUR GUIDE:
This is the 2026 Battle of Legitimate Concerns 

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TOUR GUIDE:
[show a reporter standing next to the Dover protests]
Here's the media saying the government have got to do something about the legitimate concerns...

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CHILD:
...About the failure of capitalism?

TOUR GUIDE:
No about brown people on boats

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CHILD:
[pointing at boats crossing the sea on the tapestry]
Are these boats the mega-dinghies?

TOUR GUIDE:
Not all of them

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[we see one of the boats  is a giant yacht]
TOUR GUIDE:
That one's a superyacht,
carrying money from the American fascists to the British ones.

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TOUR GUIDE:
You see really it's as much a story of convergence as it is of conflict.

[An alarm sounds in the museum]
DING DING DING DING 

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TOUR GUIDE:
Ok, tour over everyone 

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TOUR GUIDE:
It's time for the Two Minute Hate!

[They all leave the museum]

[ends]
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On the positive side, I’ve lost enough weight to fit into my favourite jacket.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As is the case with most of Gen X, I’m a bit worried that my long term alcohol and drug intake coupled with poor lifestyle choices isn’t going to do enough to kill me before the entire world falls apart. I can’t cope with a post apocalyptic hellscape. Not at my age. Not with these knees.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"...and it will have all lasers on it and it can turn into a massive robot and I will be driving the robot and the lasers will be its eyes and it will have a massive sword and the sword will be a laser..."
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 20 99🎯 96🏅 88🎉 80🌞 94🏅 Final score: 893
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Total Commitment
ALT: Total Commitment
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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In with a shout for Best Sketch Show Ever. The Leslie Crowther bits. The Juliet Bravo cold-open. Boil-yer-cat-sir? *The Night Mail parody for god's sake*. Something fantastic in every episode.
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Genuinely quite beautiful.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Keith Harris and Orwell the Duck would’ve been a much better act.
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