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I know it's how time and calendars work but fuck me how the sweet juddering fuckola is it October already. Be 63 in two months FUCK SAKE

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 21h

I wonder if Ted Lasso will want a league winners medal for City cheating Richmond out of a title.

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 23h

Well this is such terrible news... *chortle*

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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie

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JB @jb72jb72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just seen that someone has called the latest evidence City have referred to as ‘The Pepstein Files’ #MCFC

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can confirm Slow Horses is fucking brilliant and Jackson Lamb is still one of the best TV characters in years

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's Slow Horses time Some good telly reappearing around now. Slow Horses, Blue Lights and Sleb Traitors all back in next week or so.

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm still convinced these are United fans at the bam up. If they're not someone needs to stage an intervention

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RGC A Celtic Podcast @rgcceltic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This week's download figure suggest either our audience are a shower of masochists or priests have been handing out "listen to the RGC Podcast" as penance at confession. I also suspect we have a few of "thaym" listening in for a passive gloat as well

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Mairi Damer @marzid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In other news, I just wrote a piece about the lack of robust resistance to the far right. If you’re looking for neutrality, jog on ✊ www.wordupscot.co.uk/2026/09/cour...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The police have asked everyone to please not speculate about the RAF Fairford incident, so naturally I'm going to waste no time in making up total bollocks to suit my own agenda.

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Any slim suggestion that i still had "it" went out the window with this purchase

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just seen that one of the great overlooked films is on C4 just now, A Knight's Tale. An absolute belter of a film

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Great vocals, shite shotstopper #IYKYK

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Heh Roy Keane with a lovely dig at Rodri and "the charges"

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I bring some entirely wholesome content to your timeline

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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What at horrible day to have eyes.

A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Scotland starting to play well. Cue defensive disaster and a scabby Slovenian goal

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Premier Inn Glasgow two night stay during one of the Oasis gigs. Fuck you Lenny Henry

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As a man who watched the nonsense over at Rangers unfold I assure you that their fans will give zero fucks about being called cheats. For yer actual fans supporting your team is all about the pints with pals before and after and the rituals The "proper" fans won't give a fuck what league they are in

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Grateful to Facebook memories for two things today. 1) A reminder of the impressive "Dick noses tiger" that someone once received 2) And the day the BBC sent the perfect reporter to cover the petrol panic buying story

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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"I don't fucking think so"

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thank you Facebook memories for this reminder of one of the major differences between Scotland and England. A country where the greatest compliment you can pay someone is describing them as a Right Good Cunt

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Also, “some in the crowd were chanting ’send them back’” is a pretty significant sanitising of the fact that there were also* chants of “let them drown”. *(assuming both chants were heard, rather than the BBC lying to make them sound less like a lynch mob and more ‘legitimate concerns’

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Talking of tax money, that fucking gobshite Jim Ratcliffe's (who complains about UK from Monaco) last tax bill was £110 million. Think about what he must have earned for that to be his bill. You could so a lot for the homeless with £110 million a year.

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

BBC reporting this morning... No mention of what "Thommo" tried to do. This is fucking appeasement

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I mean what the fuck have we become as a society. Honestly, it's utterly soul destroying

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The depressing fact is that there are a fuckton of people who think this guy is in the right. He's an evil racist cunt and this shows his true colours.

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm sure this is the first of a series of articles when he says similar sort of things about other supporter's groups I might be wrong though...

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍

mathew-owen.co.uk

Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester

Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.

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RGC A Celtic Podcast @rgcceltic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's a bit of group therapy episode tonight. Paul and Chris reflect on the last two home games and we discuss where we go from here. Change is needed even if we don't all agree on the degree of change. pod.link/1781046320

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RGC - A Celtic Podcast

Listen to RGC - A Celtic Podcast wherever you get your podcasts!

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Get thee behind me you Lidl Satan Too bastard soon

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

At least once a month when I do a service I will throw something into the charity collectionif I like the family and the charity I'll throw in a couple of quid Doing one this afternoon, proper sound family. Last week they called "We're changing out choice of charity Jim. It's now RNLI" Lovely stuff

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Leeds kebab shop reading material... I had no recollection of Liam Miller ever playing for Leeds

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RGC A Celtic Podcast @rgcceltic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think you can imagine the tone of the RGC SWAG this afternoon. Exactly the same as the ones you are all in. It's fair to say we are minded to see a change of manager and coaching squad

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RGC A Celtic Podcast @rgcceltic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

With the host currently stuck on the tarmac at Malaga airport and "watched" the game on Livescore and with Paul and Chris making their way home after that fucking shitshow it's fair to say there will be a LOT of swearing on tomorrow's episode

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Denise Mina @damedenisemina.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So: you want the right to order for me, but you’re not eating here or chipping in for the bill?

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@thepatheticcasual.bsky.social @madcyriluws.bsky.social @elbalson.bsky.social Yer Argie lads are good at 2 things 1) Rikki Lake 2) Handball goals at the world cup

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Claire @clairepull.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Another woman on the right side of history being targeted with comments "suggestive of violence" by the thugs who claim to be "protecting women and girls". The RNLI exists solely "to save lives at sea". That is their purpose. ALL LIVES. When will this hatred stop?

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Ceredigion councillor faces 'hatred' online after sharing RNLI video

Elizabeth Evans, who shared a video of an RNLI training exercise, says the comments were "really, really bad".

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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You know what Andy and BBC et al, enough of the "legitimate concerns" fucking bullshit. Call these cunts out for what they are. Fascist, racist bullies. RNLI volunteers getting bullied? Is that really the country you want?

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