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ceej @ceej.online · 08/02/2026
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 14h
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
emerging visibly injured from a thicket and getting on the bus
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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perfect little soup boy @pigeonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
old boss requested to follow my instagram account. no thanks
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's funny to imagine Dracula's epistolary format as modern day social media, all vagueposts and callouts and Dracula employing predatory therapy speak, etc
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Dr Francis Young @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You may think you're cool, but you'll never be as cool as Lithuanian folk art St Francis doing stigmata kung fu (via limis.lt)
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 04/10/2026
worlds most accomplished fujoshi
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
chat is it good that everyone is crashing out at the same time for one reason or another
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sure i’ve had more sex and tried more ultraprocessed foods than almost anyone in previous centuries but in another hundred years they’ll have me beat
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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David Lublin @davidlublin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
sometimes all we can do is keep putting one hand in front of the other. do not despair. rather, hope all things. kierkegaard
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ive said it before but i think “u dont have to be trans to transition” is so much more helpful than “u dont have to transition to be trans” bc it prioritizes agency and self actualization over ruminating on identity indefinitely
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2024
I just need to _____ meme about getting a cross breeze going
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 21/03/2026
bro if you don't come outside and play with my ass...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
me to my cat
TEXTS BETWEEN ELIZABETH HOLMES AND BALWANI
What this reveals about their relationship

"You are breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant only to be together tiger* Elizabeth Holmes

"Ok." Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should you ever be athirst in the great American desert, try this experiment
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Recent events have a lot of people asking difficult questions like "Is that real?" "What is true?" "How sheer the veil between Being and Seeming?" - Here's 5 🤚 things you can do to address this in your leadership 🧵
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 01/10/2026
still a horrible decision by the city to allow private vehicles here. this should only be open for transit like the 18, the last thing we need is another north-south street for drivers to speed in and out of downtown. i think a bottleneck was good for eat street which already has too many cars on it
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Visualize a guy everyone hates. Deep breath in. His head is detaching slowly from his body for all to witness. Deep breath out. This huge asshole’s blood is getting everywhere. Deep breath in. And his head is rolling away you never have to see or hear him ever again. Deep breath out
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 01/10/2026
bro doesn't even have a mind palace💀💀💀 bro has a brain hovel😭😭😭
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 22/08/2023
STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 01/10/2026
I am not suggesting you ignore all the bills, just realize that Republican state reps often intro bills designed to scare the fuck out of you that will not pass.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026
I don't believe that every trans person in America should immediately be made aware of every single evil bill introduced by some podunk state rep in a random red state they don't live in I don't think that's healthy. I have always needed to see a likelihood of advancement before I would write it up
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 30/09/2026
anders folk is telling minneapolis residents that he is a democrat, but the message he sends suburban residents doesn’t mention any political affiliation the part about ICE is also removed which seems like a misstep. operation metro surge hit the whole state, why not tell all of hennepin county?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rock n' Roll. The name conjures up images of life on the ocean wave, ah... Alas... We would not approach the coast at all until the advent of "beach rock", never mind the open seas and the trade winds.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 29/09/2026
has anyone done this yet
image of a wide variety of salad dressings,  with Italian and Caesar labeled "salad dressings" and all the rest labeled "mental illnesses"
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
archeologists popped off when they named one of our ancestors "homo erectus." fucking got their asses
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the average lifespan of outdoor cats is 3 to 5 years. indoor cats regularly live to 10, if not 20 years. imagine personally shaving off 3/4 of your cat's life because you're too stubborn and lazy to take proper care of an animal you're responsible for
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 27/09/2026
atp you shouldnt be reacting to the first-order content of any publication by any major media outlet. you should be considering second-order effects: why did they publish this. what is this meant to cause or make me feel and who is it benefitting. take nothing in the news at face value
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worms cited @christa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the 1600s you could write treatises for your friends as a gift. But friends don’t want treatises anymore
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s against my principles to drink with the man I’ve diddled
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 25/09/2026
The Weimar Republic had Bauhaus and Expressionism and we have things like sodas called "Popt"
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