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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 51m

My mom texted me that I’m wonderful and she doesn’t know how I ended up this way. I couldn’t have done it without her neglect❤️❤️

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 2h

Visualize a guy everyone hates. Deep breath in. His head is detaching slowly from his body for all to witness. Deep breath out. This huge asshole’s blood is getting everywhere. Deep breath in. And his head is rolling away you never have to see or hear him ever again. Deep breath out

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 17h

If it’s going to be over 85 for 2 days I’m going to be an unmitigated bitch for 2 days

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 23h

I want to purchase this garden flag with a picture of Titus just to piss off my neighbor but it goes against my rules of not buying random shit

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Halloween Costume Idea: Kristi and Bryon Noem

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watching the same discussions play out on consent, rape, misogyny for decades with no improvement and in fact a more vocal seemingly prevailing evil SUCKS !!!!

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I were a ride or die for the city of Cleveland (as I am for Tulsa, Oklahoma) I would be annoyed by a mega pop star trying to permanently tie it to themselves with a “fuck my haters” type song

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Halloween costume idea: Vice President

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nuance. Having a nuanced opinion. Sharing it 👎 Ritz crackers 👍

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It does rock that the richest man in the world can’t save himself from the fact that no amount of money can stop time and probably stupid amounts of testosterone from an opportunistic doctor

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s the last Tuesday of the month time for Feel Like a Piece of Shit Tuesday

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It turns out I love giving weird guys a lot of grace

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is the best time of year for roller coasters because everyone wants to go to parks for Halloween Theming but I am lapping Pantherian 40 times and honoring the promise I made to myself when I was 8 to never go in a haunted house

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Halloween Costume Idea: The emoji ghost with the tongue 👻

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Halloween costume idea: Dark romance guy with airbrushed abs from Sea World’s 2026 Halloween Spooktacular

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Primetime was good but I kept getting distracted by all the incredibly banger clarinet and bass clarinet parts in the score. Tons of it

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is America a bag of Halloween candy should be $2.50 max, 2/$5, 4/$10. Not $6, $8 individually. This is the worst thing

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He’s saying can I come to lgbtq+ band camp

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

at gay band camp we’re playing a game where everyone hunts me with a tranquilizer gun

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Tinashe album today don’t worry about any other album

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hello all, I am circling back on this one. Any takers on wanting to kill themselves? Let me know. Thanks,

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Please stop with the nepo baby allegations my parents fortune could easily be wiped out at any time.

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Does anyone know of any non want to kill yourself ice breakers to engage a large group? I’m serious don’t give me bullshit.

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He did something after a judge said not to? Ok. Well good morning happy thursday everyone who up needing coffee

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m sorry for the things I said over the last 4 months when it was over 80 degrees

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The price of Halloween candy is out of hand does big agriculture want me to be a fat bitch or not

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Getting excessive amounts of plastic bags from the Walmart in middle America feels scandalous to me now in no plastic bags county

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Halloween costume idea: Your own dog

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Halloween costume idea: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They’re calling me a hero of the community..

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Going to a fun event that you have to endure a little social anxiety about is not inconveniencing yourself for community I’m sorry

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In 2026 air travel requires a devil may care attitude. You cannot be attached to outcomes you simply must roll with it

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me: I’m not religious. Or very spiritual Also me: those clouds are my grandma

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Anything can happen at adult band camp

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Charlotte airport is crazy who knew they were hiding all that

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wonderful interface thank you.

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sending you your biopsy results using the Fly Springfield open wifi

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I get to testify via affidavit that the dog across the street is a sweet angel who never disturbs me

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My parents politics are completely incomprehensible but there’s a healthy dose of this in my mom

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Announcing my excitement to fly back to DC on the day the FAA releases the AI air traffic control tool in DC airports

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As long as they don’t mix them with the kids!!!

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Friends told me about something called a “brick” which is a physical thing you tap your phone on and it locks you out of all the apps. Couldn’t you just turn your phone off?

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Look at my life!!! LOOK AT MY AMAZING LIFE AND IDEAS

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Life is great. Life is bad. Life is great

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