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Roshambo

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/10/2026
remember that guy who got shot and they made an ai video of him forgiving the guy who killed him at the trial. if i die, please don't make a video saying it's ok the guy shot me
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
A reason im not moved by the “don’t give the trump administration the pretext they’re looking for” is that we would not dare say that about any anti-authoritarian protest movement in literally any other country
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 18h
Jackson Chourio is now the Brewers all-time postseason home run leader. He is 22 years old.
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beth death & the slay-belles @dumb-belles.bsky.social · 19h
Making space for Halloween decorations by taking down the Happy Birthday banner that's been hanging in the sitting room for several months. Also turned the page on two calendars (one in the sitting room, one in the kitchen) from 'September' to 'October'. I'm practically a productivity guru now.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also no House candidates -- Texas races could decide whether Democrats have a majority and if so, how big it is.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post
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Nika but possessed ✨🍂🖤 @nikatyler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seraaaa they could never make me hate you Sera
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
should be no problem as long as the debt isn't like 20x what it was then
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Giants GM lurking on Bluesky confirmed
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like Tim Ternus got mad. aftermath.site/apple-makes-...
aftermath.site
Apple Makes The Mac Mini Unupgradable Again Because Fuck You
Apple quietly rolled back a tiny unofficial feature of one of its best computers when the storage crisis is at its worst.
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apple detective uncovers the truth about red “delicious”:
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate it so much. This can happen to you too. A year ago, almost everyone doubted this would happen. I had faculty at other schools telling me I was hysterical. (Irony!) Watch for the installation of right wing figureheads without an academic background. Watch for assaults on faculty governance.
BREAKING NEWS
UT cuts all Women's, Gender and Sexuality Studies courses from core curriculum
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The president can exclude reporters, even for viewpoint discriminatory reasons EvEn fOr vIeWpoiNt DisCriMinAtoRy rEaSoNs EVEN FOR VIEWPOINT DISCRIMINATORY REASONS storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
House is a privilege—not a right. The President has set out his factual findings and provided
Plaintiffs an opportunity to contest this decision by 5:00 PM Friday, September 25, 2026.
Plaintiffs ask this Court to enjoin the President to provide them with immediate, continued
access to the White House complex, contrary to his personal judgment, on three purported grounds.
All fail. First, the President’s actions are lawful under the First Amendment. While the D.C. Circuit
has held that some areas of the White House grounds constitute a nonpublic forum, Sherrill v.
Knight, 569 F.2d 124 (D.C. Cir. 1977), that decision is wrong and should be overruled. But even
under Sherrill, the President’s actions must be sustained because the President has “compelling
interest[s]” in enforcing minimum standards for bona fide journalists and safeguarding national
security information. At the very least, the Government may control reporters’ access to restricted
presidential areas, such as the Oval Office, even for viewpoint-discriminatory reasons. Associated
Press v. Budowich, No. 25-5109, 2025 WL 1649265 (D.C. Cir. June 6, 2025) (“AP”). Second, the
President’s actions were not retaliatory because the Government would have taken the same action
anyway, notwithstanding Plaintiffs’ speech criticizing the President—indeed, the President has not
revoked access to other outlets that have equally criticized the President. Third, Plaintiffs are
unlikely to prevail on their due process claims because, even if they have a constitutional right to
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
dear every e-commerce website: I am trying to LOOK at your SHIT to see if I like it, please stop *blocking my view* with full screen pop ups offering 10% off or whatever- WE ARE NOT AT THAT STAGE OF THE RELATIONSHIP YET
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
remember that time bluesky permanently banned bitdizzy for posting a historical drawing of the haitan revolution as a good faith answer to a question one of bluesky staff's pet slop worshippers asked?
THE DESERTER - "The mask of humanity fall from
capital. It has to take it off to kill everyone --
everything you love; all the hope and tenderness
in the word. Ithas to take it off, just for one
second. To do the deed.”

“And then you see it. As it strangles and beats
your friends to death... the sweetest, most
courageous people in the world,” he's silent for a
second. "You see the fear and power in its eyes.
Then you *know*:
YOU - "What?"
THE DESERTER - "That the bourgeois are not
human."
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Accountabilabuddy🔻 @accountabilabuddy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Love how this person says "the excesses of woke" as if *that* is an established, agreed-upon thing, and not some bullshit that only exists in their head. While I know many actual human people who are adamant Woke 1.0 did not go nearly far enough.
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Alice Jane Grimm (she/her) @alice-j-grimm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
At the time when my neighbors were putting the Black Lives Matter up I was definitely in the group criticizing the insincerity But damn if I wouldn’t prefer an insincere commitment to anti-racism and social justice than the earnest bigotry and greed of the past few years
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/08/2026
the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/08/2026
its kind of funny that the economic engine for the entire country is essentially ruled by competing cults formed exclusively of people who tried to get massage circles going at off-campus house parties
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Day isn't fun for everybody. Please check on your superstitious and cowardly loved ones today.
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SpecterPie💉👻 @specterpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve been thinking of this #metalsonic #sonicfanart #sonic
Mosquito Metal Sonic posing as the meme image
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Matt Emmons @secondatbest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Knight’s Repose, this month’s entry in the riso print club. I’ve been wanted to draw some medieval marginalia for a while now, especially snail-related
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they want to loot and destroy our country. tearing it down to the studs and shipping the money out
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reincarnation is real and we were all Cleopatra and Marie Antoinette and Genghis Khan at the same time. Except for my cousin. He was someone dull.
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What a whiny alpha.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026
A modern day Community episode would have Abed get addicted to talking to AI chatbot versions of his favorite characters until the people who run the website have to track him down to beg him to stop because he’s costing them too much money but he’d only stop when it gets a fact about his show wrong
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2026
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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grace @acab4cutie.top · 20/09/2026
The Boy’s quarantine is over and he’s already made himself right at home 🥰
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3447 was born at the wrong time
A bunny sits on the roof of a dilapidated building, the wooden roof destroyed, staring at a ruined clock tower in the distance under a smoky sky. A cloth tent is tied around a board on the roof, as a makeshift shelter
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my husband just looked up from his phone and said, the daily mail is mad about some portland city councilor who tweeted about hating cops. and i said, that rocks, how can i support him? luckily mitch’s haters put up a billboard with a link where you can do just that!
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Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😄
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How it started how it's going
@probablyalissa 5 days ago
Ed Sheeran is no longer my favorite Pokemon

@probablyalissa 19 days ago
Ed Sheeran is my favorite Pokemon
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
LOOK AT AVIATOR SNOOPY
ITS HIM
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman: ...I have a brother?
Alfred: Yes, Master Wayne. Thomas Wayne Jr. He hit the part of his head that makes you evil, so your parents sent him to the secret rich person prison for inconvenient children.
Batman: Why didn't you ever tell me about this?
Alfred: You never asked, sir.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day! 🧵
Batman: You can't win, Barry. I've come up with plans to defeat every member of the Justice League.
The Flash: BRUCE HELP I WENT BACK IN TIME TO TRY TO STOP MY MOTHER'S MURDER AND ACCIDENTALLY SHOT YOUR PARENTS
Batman: what
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Being sentenced to death for misgendering the computer
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 19/09/2026
I gave a talk yesterday at a clean tech in incubator, and this was literally my thesis.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
teaching myself to ask "why are you picking this fight right now" before posting has made my overall bluesky experience a lot more positive
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A lasting legacy of polio is the fact that Nordstrom will, to this day, sell you two different-sized shoes for the price of one. This was done to differentiate themselves in the marketplace to serve the large population of polio survivors with different sized limbs/feet (incl possibly Mrs Nordstrom)
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*slipping the mcdonald’s cashier a crisp $20* make it with grimace meat
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you’re a well meaning person it’s worth contemplating whether you’re engaging in useful discourse or just hunting for ways to call things problematic
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Stop saying trans rights. They are just rights.
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