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Kat

@ollkorrect0.bsky.social
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awkward human

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sleepiest girl in the whole wide world @virginiadickens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
to live in nyc you have to accept being a little bit miserable all the time
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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I asked if I could pet this cute dog at the store, and the human was like, "Oh my god, he's been hoping you'd ask"
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
I just wanna be able to burn things down without being called an arsonist.
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I’m not exactly sure what my life purpose is, but I’m starting to think it’s laying in bed posting about the dickhead president while my husband gets me coffee
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
"I have things to say about that but I'm not going to waste my breath right now." – My therapist
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If I xoxo you it’s a defensive formation
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If I say "Interesting." it's because I was thinking about something other than what you were saying.
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I recently switched my Teams video so I see myself the real way instead of mirrored, and nothing has ever so thoroughly destroyed my self-confidence.
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Date the person in front of you. Not the person you think you can turn them into.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Two deleted posts by 8am, one more and my phone locks for 12 hours
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
when the ghosts of your ancestors step outside the room to give you some “privacy” for the twenty four thousandth three hundred and fifty seventh time
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Communication is key. Go ahead and ask that man how big an ass he intends to be today.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The upside of having lost most of my muscle mass is that there is less chance of me pulling a muscle.
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I told my therapist about the guy I fell for and she told me to check my bank accounts.
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Born for mutual devotion. Doomed to yearn.
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The year is 2025. We use AI to summarize articles written by AI. Seems we should just ask AI to write shorter articles. But then they couldn't fit all the keywords.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
PuddyTats™️ are pudding cups that come with wet n press tattoos
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
[Me in Excel] Let's color-code this bitch
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I'm not as fearless as I used to be. So now I'm brave instead.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monster makes, Kevin.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
floating the term "donkass" out as a trial balloon
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I'm typing with one hand but it's not what you think. I'm eating a sandwich.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
my thirst for thrifting is fueled solely by my desire to bring home a haunted artifact
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
[me, a writer, accidentally typing "your" instead of "you're"] I should kms
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
You're not you when you're hungry, your honor
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I've shortened the phrase “Our grandmother is looking down at us from heaven” to just “Nana the above.”
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I'm so happy I have a four-hour block without meetings. Life is a prison.
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
hearing a crunch as I sit "I found my glasses"
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
If I’m going to be visited by spirits, make them doubles please.
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I see all your relationship advice and I'm telling you. This one's different.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
saying "stop it" when someone sneezes instead of bless you
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
*Googles directions how to get out of my own head
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I stole her ear
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
"I wonder if he still thinks about me" he has four different ways to contact you
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I regret nothing...wait everything.
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
wonder what fun the next worst week of my life has in store
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Someone ate the last brownie at work so I’m leaving
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
i do not think therefore i do not am
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Do more things that will still matter in a year.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Attending a billionaire’s party, Kurt Vonnegut pointed out to his buddy Joseph Heller that their host made more in a day than Heller’s hit book Catch-22 would ever earn. “True,” said Heller, “but I have one thing he never will: A massive golden hippo statue that comes to life and kills my enemies.”
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
was caught by another human on the trail singing are you gonna be my squirrel at the top of my lungs
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
"no one's keeping score" i am
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
My favorite way to acknowledge someone's haircut is to ask if they got their ears lowered. Such whimsy.
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Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I love my therapist. Week after week, she completely tears me down, absolutely eviscerates me, then tosses me the tiniest bit of validation and abruptly ends the session. 10/10, no notes.
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