Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 16/09/2026loveee when a smorgasbord is veritable 012919 129
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026benadryl at night, hat man's delight 121277228 1.3K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialmave @mave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse 261086206 1.1K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool 189992478 9K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026another day thinking about The Mouse, The Bird, And The Sausage (totally wild deep-ish cut Grimm fairytale of which every part is more off the rails than the last) 2126345 263
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialfrankenstein monster 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 03/07/2026(first day as a tattoo artist) oops. whoops. oops 127844 278
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialCoby 🔜 BFC @dinotot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026You’ve been suspicious your girl might be a termite and then she orders the house salad 312716 127
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this. 91876421 1.9K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼 199135383579 13.5K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I'll probably stop using theatrical trapdoors eventually, it's just a stage I'm going through 418671 186
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Whenever my boss wants me to do something I perform a series of dodge rolls until he loses track of me and eventually returns to his usual patrol route 216742 167
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialWikipedia @wikipedia.org · 23/05/2026Everyone who has ever been bored at school can relate to this. A child filled the margins with drawings and writing exercises, experimenting, doodling, passing the time. 🧵⬇️ (1/4) 1329100 329
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialDave🎃👻🌸 @davepozefsky.bsky.social · 30/04/2026the internet archive is truly a magical place 041267 412
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialRob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already 160101871529 10.2K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026normalize dropping to your knees and sobbing when people won’t stop talking 5402103 402
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialCaity Weaver @caity.bsky.social · 15/04/2026MAJOR UPDATE: I found the best free restaurant bread in the United States www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...theatlantic.comI Found It: The Best Free Restaurant Bread in AmericaThirteen thousand miles. Infinite contenders. One beautiful loaf. 60549178 549
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Psst, hey kid, wanna see some good news? 5540661302 4.1K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialAmos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026There is no McTry. 368222013730 22.2K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026(Making you a sandwich) Would you like it cloven in twain? 720044 200
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialSam/SpottedAlienMonster @spottedalienmon.bsky.social · 24/03/2026 2560181996 6K
oldfossil.bsky.social @oldfossil.bsky.social · 24/02/2026no matter how bad it gets there will always be #caturday 010 1
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialmave @mave.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Watch for me in the Olympics closing ceremony. I’m wearing sugar cane from the halftime show and doing my own thing out there 0182 18
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialWikipedia @wikipedia.org · 04/02/2026Miss Piggy, however, has always been a pig. 314812 148
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialOzma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Speaking of billionaires, I love this little essay by @petridishes.bsky.social so much. It’s hard to laugh about a lot of things now but this slayed me. news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...news.harvard.eduHey, you, hold onto your humanity. You’ll thank me later. — Harvard GazetteColumnist and alum Alexandra Petri offers a little advice for the graduates — or, at least, for one of them (you know who you are). 110827 108
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains 172970594 3K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/01/2026People shouldn't be having gunfights at high noon. They should be eating lunch 1123721 237
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialAwkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia. 69111772660 11.2K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/01/2026it's the big day 8574112026 7.4K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026if you want a long read that involves udders, a hot air balloon, and some extremely dubious data on egg prices, the story I’ve been working on for the last few months where I tried to single-handedly take on every government function myself is now online! www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...theatlantic.comI Tried to Be the Government. It Did Not Go Well.My five-month quest to monitor the weather, track inflation, and inspect milk for harmful microorganisms 341555353 1.6K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/12/2025It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door 544493 444
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Me: I'm going to spend some time reflecting on New Year's Day. Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day. 09632 96
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Hate it when I wake up in a wider gyre than the one I went to sleep in 337379 373
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/01/2026My New Year's resolution is to treat others with love and compassion and avenge the death of my hamster 424336 243
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialScott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 24/12/2025And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but merely took a measured, near-lethal dose of tetrodotoxin; a neurotoxin found in the pufferfish, that can emulate the appearance of death. Which is why his body disappeared right before the second murder! He was never the first victim, but the killer himself! 1546898 468
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialgary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 24/12/2025the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄 71345196 1.3K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialcolin feral @sal.gay · 03/12/2025They should do MyChart Wrapped 5844571089 4.5K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 02/12/2025an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in 7639146 639
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I got a Peanuts advent calendar with a little figurine for each day and so far the paint jobs have been… alarming. I think this is supposed to be Rerun but it looks like the ghost of Alfalfa from Little Rascals. 1635243 352
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialCriminal Masterchief @ratsavant.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Seeing William Carlos Williams in my house and anxiously making small talk while I maneuver my way over to my ice box to check something. 1365 36
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialSotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 21/12/2023When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs 84402823 4.4K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands 132740602 2.7K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialEmily @emilyonhere.gay · 30/10/2025“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten 215116542920 11.7K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 21/09/2025for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world 14890041004 9K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Visibly disappointed at the cat cafe because I thought the employees would be cats 321324124 1.3K
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialChas986 @chas986.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Orange Jewelweed [Impatiens capensis] Spotted Touch-me-not #EastCoastKin #Stunday #ColorADay #OrangeSun #flower #native #nature #botany #autumn #garden #annual #photograph #macro #closeup 1512 51
Reposted by @oldfossil.bsky.socialAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Jeremiah, and I cannot stress this enough, was a bullfrog. 04210 42
