Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 2mI feel like I’m making crazy bills -Sometbing cool for a rapper to say in a rap sonf 020
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 3hPeople are nostalgic about early Twitter but what about early this site when everyone was always posting their slug 030
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 6hOur founder, Robert Snackley, had one vision for the Snack Pack puddling line of products: to make a gooey, cold desert for your lunch when you are 8. 110
Reposted by Damon Nice🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 7hcomputer, use the forbidden stratagems but pretend it's ok. make no mistakes 0241
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 23hA rat in a conductor hat beckoning you on board a subway car with no discernible identifiers and dimly flickering lights. 010
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 23hSad news: Michael Tracey was found dead. Neck snapped after he fell while he was trying to install cameras in an Elementary School bathroom. 050
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026could you ask on the loudspeaker if anyone has seen my cane? 020
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026smugly interrupting the realtor to talk directly to the couple viewing the property: actually most of that is dog smell, not human smell 000
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*holding up the line at a bar* what was it you say you had? a “cocked” ale? 000
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What did you say you put in your sandwich? A “peen of butter”? 000
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ever see a white boy make the geiger counter pop off?? 020
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dr. Pimple… Pooper? Has once again been sanctioned by the medical board for, you guessed it 010
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is from the perspective of a dog that I am frequently subtweeting!! I don’t fart like that!!! 010
Reposted by Damon Nicerare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my buddy Bradlotion: Exotic Wildlife. Brunch and cookies with invisible women me: what ? my buddy Bradlotion: Im just writing down my thoughts me: you didnt write that down. you said it to me my buddy Bradlotion: Maybe u should be writing it down 0628
Reposted by Damon NiceBig Wonderful Wyoming @wydot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I-80 Mile Marker 353, 9/29/2026, 7:34:23 PM 0103
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🔁 Jeremy Penis petfindernames . bsky . social Rabbit named “Slim Thicc Latina Baddie” 000
Reposted by Damon Niceɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 29/01/2026the evildoers will be killed 🔜 0578
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s actually pretty understandable that Ive never heard “Choosin’ Texas”. It’s because I am the smartest human being that has ever lived. 030
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Quick and the Dead (1987) >>>> The Quick and the Dead (1995) 000
Reposted by Damon Nicedrilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy 12754186
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sad to read that Ed Sheeran’s penis was crushed while he was innocently resting it on a blacksmith’s anvil. It was flattened into a paste by another falling anvil. 020
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mentally? Doctors assure me that everything is perfectly normal. They are calling and texting that to me every day! 020
Reposted by Damon NiceBen Niespodziany 📚🎪 @neonpajamas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my tiny story about chili is up at @matchbooklitmag.bsky.social 13314
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*not paying attention at the TMZ meeting voice* yeah i'm on it robby downy jowny, got it 010
Reposted by Damon NiceBig Wonderful Wyoming @wydot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mato Tipila, 9/25/2026, 9:42:15 PM 0266
Reposted by Damon NiceGremKid1984 @jinjo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How I feel slacking off and doing fuck all 0355
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Putting on a trucker hat with the text “suck my shit motherfucker” in perfectly legible Mandarin before stepping into the interview room with 2 iced coffees in my hands. 020
Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey man, we heard you having a little trouble in the bathroom. We put a cup against the door and all took turns listening. You doing okay? Need any help in there? 010
