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Oonagh

@okeating.bsky.social
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Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened. #Liverpool

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Fire not started by me", says arsonist found holding petrol can at scene of petrol fire.
Exclusive: Reform inquiry clears staff over undercover donations sting
Nigel Farage’s party plans to sue journalists behind report that prompted police investigation
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Private Frazer, the character from Dad's Army who always says "We're doomed"
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This isn't funny, people. GB News presenters only do Blue Steel when they're in extreme distress.
Martin Daubney pursing his lips as he listens intently
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What in the Polygrip Ultra is going on with Trump's teeth?
Donald Trump speaking, with his top teeth looking much lower than they should be
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Temu Lord Haw-Haw's having quite the tantrum about the possibility of the government finding out where the disinformation is coming from. Weird, that.
Nigel Farage standing in front of a union flag with the word 'disinformation' on screen
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Nigel Farage says the government is attacking free speech with this new National Centre for Information Defence. What did he say, Roy?" "He said 'Russia told me to say the government is attacking free speech with this new National Centre for Information Defence.'"
Renee and Roy from the Fast Show. A middle-aged couple sitting on a train
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For when you need an emergency religious grift.
Billy Graham Rapid Response Team chaplain ministry,  written on the door panel of a car
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My son has a play on at the King's Arms in Salford next month - 6/7/8. You can buy tickets on this link: linktr.ee/cormackeating And if you see me, say hello. I'll be the grey-haired woman sobbing with pride. Thank you 🙏
Slade productions presents Void. Written by Cormac Keating. Directed by Elianne Hawley.  Image shows the word Void in red on a peach-coloured background.  The O is replaced by the blurred image of a head with dark hair in a high bun. Above and below that head are duplicate images of a head with short dark hair.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's really changed his look.
An elderly woman on Channel 4 News, with the lavel 'Dario Amodei, Co-founder and CEO, Anthropic'
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New sleep demon just dropped.
Nigel Farage winking in a highly exaggerated way, with the word 'forever' on screen
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'll take 'What is necromancy?' for 200.
Headline 'what we know about when Mitch McConnell will return to the senate' with a picture of the senator and his wife
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Clacton voters ask the Fagash Fuehrer to do some work for the constituency.
Farage with the caption 'impossible'
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Pork markets!"
Robert Jenrick at the Reform conference, standing at a lectern and looking very smug.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's impressive that Jonathan Reynolds is able to give interviews so long after being assassinated by the Bolsheviks.
Jonathan Reynolds looking like Czar Nicholas IiI. The Romanov family with Czar Nicholas IU
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Explains a lot.
Nigel Farage on the roof of the Palace of Westminster, with the caption 'bonging'
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have only one word for the National Rebirth Party, and that word is 'Yarp'.
A group of people in a uniform of black trousers, blue shirts and red ties. They're arranged in military formation and some are holding large flags. The man at the front is bald, and looks a little like Michael Armstrong from Hot Fuzz, who says 'yarp' all the time.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A final pre-election message from Nigel Farage. "If it doesn't have jazz hands, it's simply not Fosse." #VoteBinface
Farage looking as though he's doing jazz hands.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm."
Farage grinning in front of a burning house
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Schrodinger's twat.
Is Mitch McConnell dead? What we know about his health
Rumors that the Kentucky senator had died or was near the end of his life spread on social media in June 2026.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Finally worked out how Farage gets his bullshit past so many people.
Farage holding his hand forward and looking intense. Text: Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ergo PropterHog?
PostHog Bluesky account
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"'Arold!" (One for the kids)
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Thought it said Poo Force One. It definitely should.
A screenshot of Trump being interviewed on Pod Force One
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Should have let the '5 cops' take the pens.
'Agony for Arsenal' and '5 cops axed at Kensington Palace'
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Gutted. I was looking forward to hearing Grift Away, Vlad All Over, and Far Right Here, Far Right Now.
Mail headline- BBC bias row after desert island discs 'ban farage'
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"Donald Trump and the Ayatollah in an all-or-nothing thumb war. Winner takes all. Pay-per-view."
Alan Partridge lying on a bed, talking into a dictophone
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thank God they explained it.
What is your year of birth? For example, if you were born in 1981, enter 1981'
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Quo is, unde venis, Iosephus oculi gossypii?
A Latin duolingo question which says 'Where do you come from?'
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Trans people exist. #TransRightsAreHumanRights. This anti-trans ruling is disgusting and frankly unenforceable. It makes absolutely nobody safer, and puts a lot of people in danger. This is where letting hatred lead the way gets us.
Single-sex toilets must exclude transgender people, says EHRC
Updated code of practice covering England, Wales and Scotland also relates to changing rooms and follows supreme court ruling
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We now cross live to Wes Streeting's leadership campaign HQ.
The face of Boe from Dr Who - an enormous face with no attached body
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
NASA has released 12,000 images of the Moon taken during the Artemis II mission, which is almost as many as the pictures of my cats on my phone.
A grey tabby kitten sitting on a laptop
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask how you can colour-match your tie to your face.
Trump with a very orange face, wearing an orange tie
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
How come I only know the shortcuts for copy & paste and internet history, yet the cat can walk across the keyboard and open a bank account?
Sketch of a cat walking across a keyboard
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A rare moment of honesty from Farage.
Reform election gains show historic shit in British politics, says Farage (BBC headline)
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just saw The Assassination of Margaret Thatcher at @liveveryplay.bsky.social. A fantastic, impactful production with brilliant performances by Anita Reynolds and Robbie O'Neill. If you're in or around Liverpool, go and see it.
Poster of Thatcher with a roast Liver Bird.  Text Tory Britain.  Thatcher's Liverpool
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman on the phone in All the President's Men
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"Suspicious bag? SUSPICIOUS BAG? Suspicious?... Bag?"
Peter Kay show evacuated due to suspicious bag
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
No. It's a drawing. #SavedYouAClick
Bbc news article.  Is this the real face of Anne Boleyn? With what looks like an etching of a woman with a Tudor-age hat
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"And then they used up all the drinkable water so that @patriot429631 could make deepfake videos of lions flying Spitfires over the Houses of Parliament while blond families smiled at postmen on the streets of London."
A scene from The Road where the man and his kid are walking in a barren landscape in filthy clothes, pushing a shopping trolley containing all their belongings
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Going to see my youngest perform in the West End this year. 🙌
The ensemble of Jesus Christ Superstar
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Want to feel old? This is Tintin now.
Andrew Neil with a very red face and a ginger tuft of hair on top of his head
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I hear Trump evacuates quite often. Hence the massive pants.
Trump evacuated as gunfire shots fired during correspondents' dinner
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Democratic Ways & Means Committee confused as RFK Jr responds to questions with "Is my face bovvered?"
RFK Jr pointing to his face
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Jeopardy making a great case for the Oxford comma.
He lived with his girlfriend, a fat priest & a 7-foot-tall archer
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
JD Vance gave up trying to negotiate with Iran after just one day, and not a single person is surprised – 18 deservedly scathing responses www.thepoke.com/2026/04/13/v...
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trump, Vance, Putin, Farage, Hitler, your boy took one hell of a beating. #Hungary
Map of Hungary showing mosyly Magyar seats and almost none for Orbán
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"You can't hear an image." The image:
Eric Morecambe holding André Previn by the lapels, as Ernie Wise looks on.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Muppet Christmas Carol meme.

Gonzo looking into the camera, with the text "And Donald Trump, who did not commit another war crime"
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Far Right Here. Far Right Now.
DJ Fatboy Slim appalled that hit song was played at Reform UK rally
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I've worked out who's having peace talks with Trump on behalf of Iran.
Simon Brodkin sneaking up to give Theresa May a p45 at an old Tory conference
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