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Chris Boyd

@paperghost.bsky.social
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Award winning security researcher | Microsoft MVP x7 | Google Hall of Fame | Music & video creation | Hacktics and Telemetry Producer | UK Immigration (family reunion) soundcloud.com/umawing

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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 2h
me strapped to the front of a car in mad max, driving directly toward the camera with fire behind it. i am wearing a banana colander hat and xmas beard
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 8h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tracking the Ring
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 20h
I worked on a study about online nonconsensual image sharing. We were shocked by how many women found their images on 8chan forums where men posted challenges to each other like, “Find her workplace and get her fired,” or, “Get a nude photo of one of your girlfriend’s friends.”
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 19h
BE NOT AFRAID
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 14h
i finally have the "mark post as AI slop" on linkedin
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Agent Smith's Creepy Smile
Alt: Agent Smith doing an increasingly manic laugh in a kitchen
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15h
I accidentally spent £17,700 on 400 subscriptions to the LRB for Home Office staff and now the Life in the UK test is asking applicants to rank Derek Jarman films from most to least emotionally resonant?
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 15h
Ashley is one of the smartest and most engaging writers I've read in years. People should be giving her all the work.
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 15h
"my test for (AI gen music) is 'what would David Bowie say?' I suspect the answer is a long way from Bluesky conventional wisdom." one of david bowie's most visceral responses to emerging forms of music was yer da's worst drum and bass loop album, so i don't think bowie is perhaps the best pick
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 16h
not gonna repost the "ai music is good now" guy but i've heard some of the latest suno music, and weirdly it still sucks like every other "our ai music is good now" service
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 17h
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Poochie Died on the Way Home - The Simpsons
Alt: Poochie Died on the Way back to his Home planet - The Simpsons. A cartoon dog, moved upwards into the sky, as a single animation cell
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did my favourite thing (put my wife in another game). first you get the spice! then you get the power!! then you get the visa!!!
my wife in front of a blue/grey background in dune awakening. she is wearing a blue and white dress and has short black hair.my wife in front of a reddish rock formation in dune awakening. she is wearing a blue and white dress and has short black hair.my wife piloting some sort of flying ship in dune awakening. she is wearing a blue and white dress and has short black hair and is sitting down.my wife in front of a cave background in dune awakening's title screen. she is wearing full body and face covering protective clothing, with her face masked and only eyes visible.
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIL there is a spin off series called the hunt for jack reacher, where two FBI agents basically trail in his wake and turn up among the carnage of his stories long after he's gone. there are TWENTY SEVEN OF THEM.
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i just...i'd love to know which bit, which part, what chunk, she doesn't think was "earned" previously. was it the massive financial cost? the stress? the ludicrously complicated and unforgiving rules? the renewal dice roll? the tests for everything, in every direction? which bit, shabana?
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh, is witcher 3 remastered out today? looks like it's time for some GWENT
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
Sit back, dim the lights, or switch them off if you don't have dimmers,
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
someone asked me when these vids would be ready, and honest answer is: not sure. the below intro is for a "research team goes to a thing" mini doc, and i have anything up to 4 related half-hour episodes to crank out alongside it. maaaybe the first one goes live next week?
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You can hate AI or you can keep up." ohhhhh my god u turbocharged your KPIs? should we tell everyone? should we throw a metrics party? should we invite bella hadid
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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Project Manager role in Munich #gamejobs chimera-entertainment.jobs.personio.com/job/2815233/...
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Project Manager – Game Development (f/m/d) | Jobs at Chimera Entertainment GmbH
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the netherlands ranks 54th of 56 nations for family reunion rights. your romantic nudie film has been cancelled
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Skybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next time I've done a shit job of something, I'm just going to tell people it's too dangerous to show them. The PowerPoint that I threw together last minute could actually pose a risk to humanity at large
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"so my job is to create that fairness. In our immigration system" lmao we dealt with *ten* home secretaries and never once saw any of this "fairness". and some of the worst nonsense we experienced was under mahmood. this is what i like to call a massive lie
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[news at ten]: they're sex people, lynne
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a quick preview of one of our upcoming brucon episode intros, complete with reworked theme tune. you can't go wrong with saxophones
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Spooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You will never defeat us" is a very funny thing to say after you've just bailed everyone who was involved in whatever the fuck this was
All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Condemnation is pure hot air if in the next breath you’re telling everyone you’re doing your best to give the fascists what they want, just without the masks
In fact, these are scenes we have not seen on British streets. Immigration needs to be deal with, I will be the first to say that and we are dealing with it. The boat crossings have been halved since six years ago, net migration is down massively.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mary jane in the foreground, and peter parker behind her with my head shopped on. i am wearing a banana colander hat and xmas beard. the yellow text at the bottom says "he says it's visa-man with a hyphen"
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
don't mind me
me holding a small handheld camera in a tilta expansion mount with one hand under a microphone stand extending out of frame. two people are sitting down to the left of me with headphones and microphones, with a black wall behind, a wooden art board with black circles all over it on the wall in the middle of the shot, and someone standing in the background to the right. there is a light coloured wooden table in the bottom of the shot and a rodecaster duo bottom left
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i bring wife anecdotes to a job interview
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jesus, this got way worse than a missing AI disclosure real fast
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's very "funny" this is happening at the same time the AI companies got away with stealing everyone's books
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm arranging my taxi to the airport for tomorrow morning, my wife's arranging my taxi *from* the airport in the afternoon. go-go spousal rangers
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
as culture secretary, lisa nandy should force sega to make the dreamcast 2
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
climbed the 500+ steps of st rumbold's tower to get some footage and I was feeling the burn after the first 20 steps lmao. absolutely terrifying by the time you get to the top but hey, i got the footage and didn't die
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gave the insta360 its first proper runaround and holy cow i am *sold* on 360 degree cameras. apart from the bit where i was simulating a drone shot and smashed it into a tree
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love leaving little presents for the next hotel room guest (autoplay cassette tapes which give you a full history of my wife's visa from 2015 onwards and seals the door if you turn it off)
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apparently we've gone from "no, trust us, AI doesn't give you CEO brain" to "actually it's good that it gives you CEO brain"?
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
four people at brucon made the mistake of asking me if I have a background in security and now they're going home with a thousand wife anecdotes. there will be more
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
received strange looks from the cashier because i bought m&ms with a sexy green peanut lady on the packet. sir, i am not interested in the sexy green peanut. i have a wife
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and once you've seen blood debts, you've still got ninja terminator to go
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the metasploit and vulnerability research teams will be in full force at brucon tomorrow, which we are very much looking forward to
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 23/09/2026
Hell is everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my hotel room has one of those doors where the key never opens the lock but then the staff opens it with my key first time, and they're all haha this bumbling englishman is amusing. we will keep him
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