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I write poems. Shows: brianbilston.com/events Books: brianbilston.com/books

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Saint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 38m
National Poetry Day 1. John Hegley: Glad to Wear Glasses (1990) Mostly poems about dogs and (reading) glasses - and all the better for it! A lovely collection.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 2h
On National Poetry Day, here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
The Power of Poetry
 
with things falling apart
and anarchy let loose,
 
it was only poetry, he found,
which had any use,
 
so he reached for his copy  
of The Complete Works of Yeats
 
and bludgeoned the President
of the United States


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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 2h
Thank you so much to those who made it to Harpenden last night to hear me read some poems at the Eric Morecambe Centre. This evening, I’m at Warwick Arts Centre for yet more poems. It’s National Poetry Day today so attendance is pretty much compulsory. www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/whats-on/Un8...
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Brian Bilston: How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside - Warwick Arts Centre
Join the UK’s most popular poet, Brian Bilston, for a hilarious evening of poetry. Featuring work from his latest collection, How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m bringing my poems to Harpenden tonight - at the Eric Morecambe Centre, where I’ll be reading all the right words, but not necessarily in the right order. Tickets available here: everyonetheatres.com/whats-on/bri...
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Brian Bilston: How To Lay An Egg With A Horse Inside
Showing at The Eric Morecambe Centre…With over 500,000 followers on social media and a host of sell-out shows across the country, Brian Bilston is one of the UK’s most popular poets. He has published ...
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking forward to returning to Warwick Arts Centre this Thursday, the first of two shows I’ll be doing in the West Midlands on this tour (also Kidderminster on 21st Oct). Tix still available. There may also be some tickets left, too. www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/whats-on/Un8...
A pic featuring me and my cat and the news that I’ll be at Warwick Arts Centre on 1st October, 7.30 kick-off.
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For anyone on the verge of buying a ticket, please do as it’s a wonderful evening. The critical review of ,,,;;pppppp’[[[[[[[[[;’;//////////////////3, had me doubled up in laughter.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having one of those days today.
In the Park
 
In the park,
the tall trees are waving
in the morning breeze.
 
I wave back
only to realize they are waving
at the person behind me.


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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking forward to returning to Warwick Arts Centre this Thursday, the first of two shows I’ll be doing in the West Midlands on this tour (also Kidderminster on 21st Oct). Tix still available. There may also be some tickets left, too. www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/whats-on/Un8...
A pic featuring me and my cat and the news that I’ll be at Warwick Arts Centre on 1st October, 7.30 kick-off.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After two fantastic evenings in Winchester and Guildford, the first leg of my autumn tour is at an end. Thank you to everyone who came along, despite all the poetry. A mere forty more shows to go.
A billboard created by Jeremy Deller declaring ‘More poetry is needed’.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you, Cardigan, for a splendid evening at Theatr Mwldan. I’m heading back into England now for the next run of shows, starting with Winchester Guildhall tonight, followed by: 27 Sep: GUILDFORD 30 Sep: HARPENDEN 1 Oct: COVENTRY 2 Oct: DARWEN 3 Oct: ILKLEY LITERATURE FESTIVAL 4 Oct: MALTON
A pic advertising my list of shows for my autumn 2026 tour: Aberdeen; Aberystwyth; Bakewell; Bellaghy; Bridport; Bristol; Bude; Bury St Edmonds; Cardiff; Cardigan; Chorley; Colchester; Corsham; Coventry; Croydon; Darwen; Deal; Exeter; Glasgow; Guildford; Harpenden; Helmsley; Kidderminster; Leeds; Liverpool; London; Loughborough; Malton; Manchester; Monmouth; Newark; Norwich; Oxford; Pocklington; Sheffield; Stamford; Stirling; Stroud; Sunderland; Ulverston; Winchester; Worthing.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you to all those who came along last night to the Savoy Theatre in Monmouth. What a gorgeous town and venue in which to begin the tour. A big shout-out, too, to Geoffrey for a cracking set of poems to open the night (pic attached).
Geoffrey of Monmouth, Welsh spoken word champion, 1134-46.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My autumn tour starts today. Sadly, it may be the last grand outing for this notebook, which has survived floods, famine, pestilence & someone trying to make off with it after a gig in Brighton. Hopefully it will make it to Monmouth today, followed by Aberystwyth, Cardigan, Winchester & Guildford.
My old notebook stuffed with poems which is now looking a bit worse for wear (like its owner)A pic advertising my list of shows for my autumn 2026 tour: Aberdeen; Aberystwyth; Bakewell; Bellaghy; Bridport; Bristol; Bude; Bury St Edmonds; Cardiff; Cardigan; Chorley; Colchester; Corsham; Coventry; Croydon; Darwen; Deal; Exeter; Glasgow; Guildford; Harpenden; Helmsley; Kidderminster; Leeds; Liverpool; London; Loughborough; Malton; Manchester; Monmouth; Newark; Norwich; Oxford; Pocklington; Sheffield; Stamford; Stirling; Stroud; Sunderland; Ulverston; Winchester; Worthing.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Autumn poem just dropped.
[The poem has been written in the shape of a deciduous tree with letters (or ‘leaves’) missing from the text]:
 
  comm   n pr  ble    whe    writin    p   ems
in the shape of decid o   s trees
is t  at once t   ere ar   ives
the fir   t sti   rings of    he new aut   mn breeze,  
  he       oems will begi    to shake    hemselves ge   tly  
  ntil their letters loos   n like leaves,
an they d start to float down
then
 
[The missing letters from the tree have landed on the last line to form the phrase]

turntomushuponthegroun

[The final ‘d’ is floating down to complete the phrase.]
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Edge Street Live @edgestreetlive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WARNING, WARNING: TOURS INCOMING 🎟🎙 Edge Street Live is ready to take over theatres and live venues across the UK this Autumn 🙌 Coming up soon in 2026… 🕶 @johncooperclarke.bsky.social 🖤 @nigelplaner1.bsky.social 🎸 @daverowntree.bsky.social 📖 @brianbilston.bsky.social 📚 @henrynormalpoet
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m just on my way back from this year’s Morecambe Poetry Festival - what a fantastic, fun and friendly weekend it is. Highly recommended for all enthusiasts of poetry, the seaside, and statues of legendary comedians.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Roses are red Their stems are quite narrow
Daily Record headline: Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow'. Subhead: ALISON WHELAN drank Lambrini and ate poisonous nightshade before boarding the ferry and drifting up a river on the tide.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A week tomorrow, I’ll be heading to Wales and reading poems in Monmouth. Shows in Aberystwyth and Cardigan follow shortly after, and then I have a jaunt to Cardiff in November. Hope to see some of you there. Diolch.
A poster for my forthcoming tour containing my Welsh dates:

23 Sep: Monmouth
24 Sep: Aberystwyth 
25 Sep: Cardigan
1 Dec: Cardiff

It also features pictures of a gravestone, an aspidistra, a kettle, a wheelie bin, an eyeball and a rat on a Raleigh Chopper.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here’s a poem about one of my cat’s poems. It’s called “On ‘,,,;;pppppp’[[[[[[[[[[[[;’;////////////////////////3,’”.
On ‘,,,;;pppppp’[[[[[[[[[[[[;’;////////////////////////3,’
 
Upon returning to my desk,
having left it temporarily in search of biscuits,
I discovered my cat had written
another poem on my laptop.
 
It was called ‘,,,;;pppppp’[[[[[[[[[[[[;’;////////////////////////3,’
and while it constituted one of her more difficult pieces,
it was also the kind of poem
which rewarded repeat reading.
 
I was struck by its experimental structure,
the absence of line breaks;
indeed, not one single space
between any of the poem’s 10,000 or so characters.
One of the work’s central motifs –
‘jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk’ –
was, by turns, reassuring and unsettling,
while the symbolism of ‘###################’,
 
hinted at our 21st century preoccupation with social media.
And yes, there were perhaps a few elements
which did not work: twelve whole pages
containing just the number 7 seemed a little excessive,
 
while her introduction of the character T
was not altogether convincing. But who could not be moved
by that devastating final line, its message of hope
piercing our hearts like an arrow: 333333333333333,,,


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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🫚My Tour Starts This Week!🫚 King of Crumbs is back on the road! Tickets are selling fast for Pock on Thursday and at an unknown rate for Kendal & Stafford. Get your tickets NOW, maybe? Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A few people have asked whether books will be available at these shows - and the answer is yes, for each show there will be a local bookseller and I’ll sign books at the end of the night (should you want me to, that is). Tickets here: brianbilston.com/events/
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Events
Here’s a page dedicated to forthcoming events where I’ll be out and about, reading poems, signing books and generally inflicting myself on an unsuspecting or unreceptive public: Autumn …
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From next week, I'll be off on tour - with [gulp] 45 shows this autumn. Many are close to selling out: Cardigan, Guildford, Croydon, Norwich, Manchester, Stroud, Stirling, Leeds, Exeter, Newark, Bakewell, Chorley, Liverpool, Bristol, London. Hope to see some of you when I'm out and about. (1/2)
A pic advertising my list of shows for my autumn 2026 tour: Aberdeen; Aberystwyth; Bakewell; Bellaghy; Bridport; Bristol; Bude; Bury St Edmonds; Cardiff; Cardigan; Chorley; Colchester; Corsham; Coventry; Croydon; Darwen; Deal; Exeter; Glasgow; Guildford; Harpenden; Helmsley; Kidderminster; Leeds; Liverpool; London; Loughborough; Malton; Manchester; Monmouth; Newark; Norwich; Oxford; Pocklington; Sheffield; Stamford; Stirling; Stroud; Sunderland; Ulverston; Winchester; Worthing.
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Andrew @paxhominibus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like the idea that your lost poem is still out there somewhere on Network Rail.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Poem, Revised Draft’.
Poem, Revised Draft
 
I had to write this poem again.
I left the first draft on the train
and now it doesn't look the same.

The original was a paean to Love,
to Truth and Beauty; it soared above
the everyday and all that stuff.

It would have healed estranged lovers' rifts,
stilled the sands on which time shifts
and stopped the world before it drifts

further into quagmired crisis.
It was an open heart. It wore disguises.
It employed ingenious literary devices.

I have tried my hardest to recall
its words and rhythms, the rise and fall
of those lines upon their cadenced crawl

through the English language.
But it has only caused me pain and anguish
for there was little I could salvage.

It certainly didn't end with a line like this.
 

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From next week, I'll be off on tour - with [gulp] 45 shows this autumn. Many are close to selling out: Cardigan, Guildford, Croydon, Norwich, Manchester, Stroud, Stirling, Leeds, Exeter, Newark, Bakewell, Chorley, Liverpool, Bristol, London. Hope to see some of you when I'm out and about. (1/2)
A pic advertising my list of shows for my autumn 2026 tour: Aberdeen; Aberystwyth; Bakewell; Bellaghy; Bridport; Bristol; Bude; Bury St Edmonds; Cardiff; Cardigan; Chorley; Colchester; Corsham; Coventry; Croydon; Darwen; Deal; Exeter; Glasgow; Guildford; Harpenden; Helmsley; Kidderminster; Leeds; Liverpool; London; Loughborough; Malton; Manchester; Monmouth; Newark; Norwich; Oxford; Pocklington; Sheffield; Stamford; Stirling; Stroud; Sunderland; Ulverston; Winchester; Worthing.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘You Can’t Judge a Book’.
You Can’t Judge a Book
 
you can’t judge a book
by its cover

but neither can
you cover a judge
with a book

unless the book
is a foldy-out one
with a map or something


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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today’s offering is an attempt to write a poem in real time while on a train journey.
Scenes from a Train Window
 
A pylon looms like a sini-
Two birds puncture the late afternoon blue as th-
Cows stare into the distance and wonde-
Fields sleep drowsily, waiting for-
Buddleia bubbles up along the tr-
A woman waves at her youn-
Some buildings.
Graffiti.
Wolverhampton Railway Station.
 

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
US FOLKS: My latest book How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside will be published in the US on 22 September. If you preorder it today or tomorrow via Barnes & Noble, you’ll get 25% off - simply use the coupon code PREORDER25 on the B&N site. [End of very important message] @barnesandnoble.com
A poster advertising my book ‘How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside’, plugging a 25% offer with code PREORDER25 for orders via the Barnes & Noble website.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘In the Departure Lounge’.
In the Departure Lounge
 
in the departure lounge,
she drew him near,
then softly whispered in his ear,
not words of parting’s sweet, sweet sorrow,
but don’t forget the bins tomorrow



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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My September newsletter is now out, featuring poems about pasta, Pluto, September, tourism and Toby. If you so fancied, you can read it here: brianbilston.com/2026/09/09/n...
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Newsletter – September 2026
Dear doughty subscriber, Summer is over. Or at least it is for those who subscribe to a meteorological definition of the seasons. Those of a more astronomical bent still have a couple of weeks of s…
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Busman’s Holiday’.
Busman’s Holiday


I had always wanted to go 
on a busman’s holiday
so I saved up for ten years

and then five holidays
came along at once.


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Jean Rhys @msjeanrhys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Save me from destruction, ruin and desolation. Save me from the long slow death by ants.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve got a few shows coming up in the north-west of England, starting with the Morecambe Poetry Festival in less than two weeks. Also, Darwen, Manchester, Ulverston and Liverpool. Be there or … don’t be there.
A poster for my forthcoming tour containing my northwest England dates:

20 Sep: Morecambe Poetry Festival
2 Oct: Darwen 
15 Oct: Manchester
16 Oct: Ulverston 
28 Nov: Liverpool

It also features pictures of a train, a copy of Good Housekeeping magazine, a kettle, a wheelie bin, a bowl of pasta, and a rat on a Raleigh Chopper.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Love Excels’.
[image description: a poem embedded in an Excel spreadsheet with the words contained within individual cells. Line 3 has words in a single merged cell. Line 4 has text wrapping applied. Line 8 has filters applied to each word]

Love Excels

Let’s spread ourselves on sheets of love
and turn our data into poetry.
Our cells shall merge themselves together
As you wrap your text around me.

Our sum is greater than our parts,
let’s crunch our figures without compunction.
Remove this filter from my heart –
you give me form and function.

We shall frolic among the formulae,
pivot our tables now and often.
I will total all your rows
and you can add my column.

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
People of Wales … I will be with you shortly to read some poems, starting with Monmouth on 23rd of this month. Then I’m off to Aberystwyth and Cardigan, before heading back again in December with a trip to Cardiff. Hope to see some of you on my travels. More info here: brianbilston.com/events/
A poster for my forthcoming tour containing my Welsh dates:

23 Sep: Monmouth
24 Sep: Aberystwyth 
25 Sep: Cardigan
1 Dec: Cardiff

It also features pictures of a gravestone, an aspidistra, a kettle, a wheelie bin, an eyeball and a rat on a Raleigh Chopper.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘The Grammar Police’.
Today’s poem is called ‘The Grammar Police’.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Morrissey’s Fridge’.

Morrissey’s Fridge
 
Morrissey 
was filled
with sudden 
self-doubt,

as he shut 
his fridge door –
did the light 
never go out?


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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
People of Wales … I will be with you shortly to read some poems, starting with Monmouth on 23rd of this month. Then I’m off to Aberystwyth and Cardigan, before heading back again in December with a trip to Cardiff. Hope to see some of you on my travels. More info here: brianbilston.com/events/
A poster for my forthcoming tour containing my Welsh dates:

23 Sep: Monmouth
24 Sep: Aberystwyth 
25 Sep: Cardigan
1 Dec: Cardiff

It also features pictures of a gravestone, an aspidistra, a kettle, a wheelie bin, an eyeball and a rat on a Raleigh Chopper.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Bags’.
Bags
 
you have bags
of bags
 
collecting bags
must be your bag
 
because you have bags
with nothing in them
except bags,
inside of which are other bags,
full of bags
 
you have enough bags for life
for a hundred lifetimes –
if there was a prize for the total number of tote bags
you would totes have it
in the bag
 
don’t know why you need so many bags
when all you ever put in them
are other bags
 

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
You're so Venn. You probably think this diagram is about you
A Venn diagram with two circles featuring YOU which intersect unsurprisingly with YOU
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m very pleased to be coming back to the Ilkley Literature Festival on Saturday, 3rd October. Poems will be read, most likely my own. Tickets on sale here: www.ilkleyliteraturefestival.org.uk/events/16-br...
A poster advertising my appearance at the Ilkley Literature Festival on 3rd October. It features a photo of me with my cat.
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.
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Stefan Karlsson @stefankarlsson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My #kidlit take on the #SealeyChallenge is complete! Read about the wonderful books I discovered & some things I learned here: stefankarlssonwrites.wixsite.com/author/post/... Featuring #poetry books by @kennnesbitt.bsky.social, @brianbilston.bsky.social, @poetnikki.bsky.social, & more!
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31 Days of Children’s Poetry: My KidLit Sealey Challenge
What can you discover by reading a children’s poetry book every day for a month? For the Sealey Challenge, I set myself the goal of reading 31 children’s poetry books in 31 days. Join me as I share th...
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Love is a Skin’.
Love is a Skin

love is a skin
that protects you,
a warmth that spreads 
from the tips of your fingers
to your heart

sorry – not love –
glove, i meant glove


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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ten years ago, ‘You Took the Last Bus Home’ was published. It was my first collection of poetry and incredibly, it’s still going strong. To celebrate the anniversary, I thought I’d share a poem from it every day this month, starting with the title poem.
You Took the Last Bus Home 
 
you took
the last bus home
don’t know how 
you got it through the door 

you’re always doing amazing stuff 

like the time
you caught that train


Brian BilstonA pic of the cover of ‘You Took the Last Bus Home’ featuring a red bus with the backdrop of a beautiful moonlit night.
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Alistair Shepherd @alistairshepherd.uk · 30/08/2026
Edinburgh Fringe review #19 Brian Bilston: How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside — ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Delightful poetry that balances perfectly between serious & thought-provoking, and very silly & funny. Think you don't like poetry? You just haven't seen Brian yet! #EdFringe www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
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Wheelchair Access, Wheelchair Accessible Toilets
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we built this ct @christierney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Catch this while you still can! We saw him yesterday and it was _wonderful_
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Carrie @carrieprimary.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went to see @brianbilston.bsky.social at The Fringe yesterday. Would very much recommend, very funny and summed up my views on AI in a much more eloquent way.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thanks to everyone who’s come to see me in Edinburgh this week. It’s been a lot of fun. My final show is this afternoon: same time (4.40pm), same place (Assembly Rooms). #EdFringe
A poster advertising my Edinburgh Fringe show, featumy cat, Clare Grogan and me.
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Stefan Siebert @stefansiebert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We were lucky enough to see this show today at the Fringe. Life affirming and hugely entertaining and funny! Highly recommend going to see the show if you are in Edinburgh over the weekend.
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