iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

47 years ago Pauline Black of The Selecter, Suggs of Madness and Neville Staple of The Specials pose behind the tour bus at the first date of the 2 Tone Tour in Brighton, UK, October 1979. 📸 Chalkie Davies #punkrock #ska #skalegends #skamusic #theselecter #thespecials #madness #skahistory

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Worst part of having insomnia is everyone offering suggestions you’ve been following for years. “Oh, I should take magnesium and read a book? Thanks, Morpheus. You’ve fucking cracked it!”

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

none of the people complaining about el-sayed saying this actually think it's a bad message. most Americans have agreed that 9/11 was cynically used to get us into a pointless war that cost untold lives for close to two decades now. what they are actually objecting to is a Muslim talking about 9/11.

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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Busy spending $50K of the company’s AI budget on a deep statistical analysis of the “Growers Vs Showers Paradigm” for a tech talk.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Batman: I am the greatest detective in the world Batman: I wonder if the Riddler is actually this man named Riddle P. Questionworth

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

We should make it a thing to burn Confederate flags on July 4

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Thanks for defining myriad for me. It means a lot.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Today is Nakba Day. The ethnic cleansing of Palestine began 78 years ago today and it has never stopped.

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Japan is one of the most R&D intensive non-US countries, and RIKEN is its most prestigious (non-university) research institute. If you isekai’d it into the US, it only has the fourth biggest R&D budget in the state of North Carolina, which is like the twelfth biggest state bsky.app/profile/awma...

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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

in new zealand they call him trint rizna

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

You succeed in your career and meet your role model. "I really enjoyed chatting with you" you say. "Huh?" they're confused. "You were probably talking to Claude." you bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn

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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

When people ask where I was on 9/11, I like to mix in a little lie with my truth: “I was in my senior year of college, working on a degree in ‘World Trade Center Management’”

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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

The black box under the word ‘of’ makes it look like the prince was mentioned in the Epstein files.

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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Kids in 1991: oh no lord Jeses please keep Israel safe from the SCUDs headed their way Kids nowadays: may Allah’s hand guide every Shahed-136 into the hearts of the Wahhabi heretics and their Zionist puppets.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

i cant stand it, a boring sandwich im gonna make it great, its on my plate i cant stand mustard when im at lunch cause your french’s jar aint so good to munch so while you sit back and wonder why i got this fancy jar by my side oh my god, its a dijon im putting on my bread, its grey poupon

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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Damn, the Ayatollah and Lou Holtz in the same week. Pick up the phone. Make that phone call you’ve been putting off.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

He died ages ago. this is pure cope

book spine title "on the trail of Genghis Khan" author "Tim cope"

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/02/2026

They’ll be hearing from his father

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/02/2026

“Healthy heterosexuality” the two words we all love to associate with Kevin Spacey

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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Has anyone else had a friend sell them on getting a bidet by describing it as “Neptune’s Kiss”?

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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

The should reboot Short Circuit with Kumail Nanjiani. He would be in white face while Fisher Stevens reprises his original role.

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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Sketch idea: “UFC fighter who is very hesitant to take his shirt off”.

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Rob is my best friend’s father in law and I know him well. He’s an absolutely incredible person and knowing him now, his past seems impossible. He is one of the most kind hearted, loving people I have ever met. He’s also brave AF to admit his past deeds and march alongside people he has harmed.

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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

How to fix America: Replace the Electoral College with head-to-head Scrabble. Best 2 out of 3.

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 23/01/2026

okay, what are “we” going to do about it, United States Senator Adam Schiff?

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/01/2026

he looks like a faded guy from an 80s punk band getting upset at Zorak

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/01/2026

this is sad and awful and a lot of people need to go to the jail in hell forever. a piece of advice though: if someone says "let's go full trippy mode" do NOT do drugs with them

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/01/2026

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.

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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 26/12/2025

*losing massive blood because Grok told the surgeon they had to cut through an extra leg muscle they assume Black people have.*

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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud

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America spends more per capita on healthcare than any other nation, but 90% of those dollars are spent managing chronic conditions after people get sick.
@truemed is changing that.
Truemed enables consumers to spend HSA and
FSA dollars on evidence-based lifestyle interventions, shifting more of our healthcare dollars toward True Medicine: exercise, good sleep, supplements, movement - the things that prevent disease before it starts. Today, that includes Peloton, Eight Sleep, Barry's, and many more.
Cofounder & CEO Justin Mares has a decade of experience as a serial founder in health, and we are compelled by his mission at Truemed to make prevention become the default setting of American health.
We couldn't be more proud to be partnering with Justin and leading the company's $34 million
Series A.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

This was a human being. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

An F-35 pilot's helmet costs roughly 3 penises

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Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Graham Linehan has such little self-awareness he *really* doesn’t understand how totally unhinged he seems in his ‘woe is me’ batshit crazy ranting! 😬 He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!

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Graham Linehan
My trans critics are cowards. Yes, Ardal O'Hanlon - that includes yOu
I expected more from my friend of 25 years. But he would rather condemn me than fight for the rights of women and girls

I expected more from Ardal. I never thought he would intone the catechism.
"I still get on great with everyone," he said in a recent interview with The Times, "though I haven't seen much of the show's creator, Graham Linehan, and am baffled as to why he got involved in the culture wars. I feel sorry for him - he's entitled to his opinions, but the way he presented them made it confrontational.
When I read that, I phoned him immediately.
When people betray me, I always make the mistake of phoning them straight away. My heart was thumping in my chest as I found his number and gave him a faux-polite, "Hey Ardal, how's it going?". My anger was already boiling. I knew exactly what he would say - the exact same things Bill Bailey said when I phoned him, the exact same things Amelia Bullmore said when I wrote to her. I knew, and I phoned anyway, because I can't help myself. And when he started reading from the same script as all the others, I lost my temper.
At some point, Ardal said, "I just disagree with you."

I would have said all this to him on the phone, but I was so angry I could not get any of it out. In fact, at one point I said, "You're on my f--ing s--t list." Ridiculous, of course, but unfortunately true. Like Father Ted at the Golden Cleric Awards, I keep a tally of every person who took the easy path and watched me twist in the wind. I can't help it. I remember them all.
Tim Heidecker saying I'd gone down a "rabbit hole".
David O'Doherty, who didn't have the guts to speak to me. My own brother-in-law publicly calling me insane.
Adam Buxton, Jon Ronson, Richard Herring, Stewart Lee. People who knew me, people who had my phone number, people who could have asked, people who assumed the worst because doing otherwise would have exposed them to the same treatment I was receiving. In condemning me, to use Douglas Murray's line, they raise a little flag outside their home so the mob will pass them by.
And every time one of them hands a journalist another little quote - another "baffled," another "sorry," another
"he's awful, but I hope he's okay" - they get to carry on with their lives while mine gets smaller. None of them

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